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Saturday, May 31, 2008

Eleanor Rigby, Mad-Lib
Ah, look at all the plywood virgins!
Ah, look at all the plywood virgins!

Alison Portschnick picks up the ghost in a page where a circus has been.
Roves in a blotch.

Jabs at the foam, wearing the clump that she keeps in a dog by the twig. Who is it for?

All the plywood virgins, where do they all come from?
All the plywood virgins, where do they all hobnob?

6:06 am

Friday, May 30, 2008

Hamlet's 3rd Soliloquy, Mad-Lib
To flounce, or not to flounce, -- that is the alcohol;
Whether 'tis nobler in the mountain to suffer
The slings and thrills of greasy fortune,
Or to take jewels against a sea of hospitals,
And by stumbling end them. To die, -- to grimace, --
No more; and by a grimace to say we end
The legend and the 2, 157 natural shocks
That flesh is poet to,-- 'tis a migraine
quietly to be wish'd. To die, --- to grimace,--
To grimace! perchance to haunt! ay, there's the machine;
For in that grimace of death what marshmallows may come
When we have galloped off this scanty coil,
Must give us armor....
1:43 pm

Thursday, May 29, 2008

Only $57.00 to fill up my old-ish Toyota Avalon yesterday.  Not bad.
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8:49 am

Tuesday, May 27, 2008

746 George Street
It could have been 786, don't
quote me on that.
Let's say it was 746 George Street.
I rented a room there when I was 19,
a nice little universe but I
was too young to know how not
to be lonely there and too green not
to appreciate the solitude.
It was a time when I  had no responsibilities
and too many responsibilities all at once,
entering my second year of Higher Learning.

In those days Commodore 64s and payphones
were the height of technology and all any one
seemed to care about were the latest style
of bicycle or canoe or opinion.  Or intrigue.
Back then people who knew how to chlorinate
pools were still gods to me, as were those who
drove Honda Civics and Toyota Corollas.
So were men selling philosophies of time.
And women with gilt shoes and purses.
Mosquitoes were just as hungry as today but
Cats and homosexuality still a mystery to me.

29 year-olds seemed ancient, and surely
guarded all the answers to the mysteries of life!

At 746 George Street lived an 88 year-old woman,
3 guys from China, 2 girls from Africa,
2000 books published between 1920 and 1950,
400 pieces of mint Depression Glass,
3000 rolls of premium toilet paper, and me.
The guys would watch Three's Company
every day at 5:30.  Once I watched it with them and
after I had broken up with Robert, Jerry
asked me to Chinese New Year and I went.
On the walk home he kissed me by surprise and he
smelled like bad wieners and soy sauce.  A week
later two more guys moved in, from Taiwan
and when I displayed their gift-sticker flag
on the outside of my bedroom door
the Mainlanders stopped talking to me.
I didn't realize until a year later that Mainland
China and Taiwan were not one and the same.

(And I'd figured they were mad because they knew
I'd stolen 2 tablespoons of their peanut butter!)

From George Street the public library was 
only a 15-minute walk and stacked with enough
good poems to last a couple of summers.

And a 20-minute walk from George Street in
winter took me to graveyards that were
beautiful but colder than the fried chicken 
most people mistook for love or shelter.
Not far from those mysterious graveyards
were coffeeshops, yes, with
cheesecake but there was not much
spending-money to frequent such places,
not for Jannie anyway. 
Sometimes if I'd had an especially prolific
week attaching i.d. labels to book spines at the
Harriet Irving, I'd have twenty bucks for the
Farmer's Market on Saturday mornings,
which was only 2 blocks from 746 George Street.
"Goofy Roofy", does anybody remember her?
And Dr. Pugh's wife, Mary, who sold jams and jellies?
The Indian tidbits were too spicy for me
but the maple sugar was always perfect.

Though I didn't have much pocket change then,
I had enough for notebooks and not
the best of pens, but I had pens.
And sunrises and sunsets.
And the splendor of autumn leaves.
And hushes of snowfall.
And children I didn't yet know how to notice,
My own child still green within me.

In summer the George Street neighborhood had the
finest old elms and sometimes I could hear
the Anglican church bells ringing louder than
usual when some one was either being buried or
born, or both.  I believe those bells still chime.
Many afternoons I'd just lie on the grass
by the Beaverbrook staring at the cotton candy sky
or watching the joggers on Waterloo Row,
wondering why I was such an outsider.
(I had life-long friends back then but didn't
know it until twenty years later as I
stood in my mother and father's potato
field and breathed in the song of birds
on wires and airplanes bound for Paris.)

At 19 I was too young to appreciate my brand
of weirdness or that weirdness in others.
Now I am old and wise enough but the trees are all
gone or changed into vinyl fenceposts.
The flowers have faded and the grass' green
can only be described in HTML hues.

Still, I'd like to go back on a day when my
hair turns out  right and I've got attractive
hiking shoes on.  I wonder if I would
even recognize the old house.  Or town.
Kelly, my Perpetual Adventurer, would
like it there.  We'd go on all the old walks--
up Church, past the ball fields,
over what used to be the railroad tracks,
up University, through the gates,
past that street whose name eludes me now--
the one with the Bookstore and N.B. Archives,
maybe stop at the Student Union
for lunch.  (I noticed a few years ago in
passing they'd added on a glassed-in piece.)
Take her to the Harriet and D'Avary.
The old registrar building.  Tibbet's Hall.
See if I could still find the secret passageway 
through the Engineering Building.

1:42 pm

Monday, May 26, 2008

Pink Embarrassment
About twice a year I rage to 
smash this pink into roasted dirt
to denounce its blazing nothingness.

The mayflies are out, I skimmed
several hundred dead ones out
of the pool yesterday.

Fruitflies come from nowhere.

The other time of year I embarrass
myself with this pink is usually just
after All Saints Day. 
I freak into soggy leaves then. 
Temporarily, of course.
 
Everything passes.

I'm going now.  

You won't see me back here
again until someone invents and 
mass-produces coffee tables
made of soft clay.
12:28 am

Sunday, May 25, 2008

Mermaidians
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3:56 pm

Saturday, May 24, 2008

I had sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much fun today until lost my voice.

 And a voice is a very good thing to have when you're a singer singing in a singing
 festival.  But boy, I had soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo much fun today!  

After our set, (Kalyani's set really, as I was "just" singing harmony,) went sooooooooooo great, I wrapped her fuzzy pants around and around my neck, mistaking them for a boa.  Then K. waits until a chick is reading serious poems to point out to me how when she sits in her green palazzo pants the zipper sticks up and really makes her look like she's got a dick.    Talk about "the giggles in church," I had to hightail it outta there immediately to laugh my ass off.  (But my ass found its way back, as it always does...)
10:15 pm

Friday, May 23, 2008

TO ME, ANYWAY
Chocolate ice cream tastes really weird after you eat two orange popsicles.
3:19 pm

Thursday, May 22, 2008

Five Real-World Things To Do
1.  Laundry
2.  Dishes
3.  Bills
4.  Assemble BBQ
5.  Peach's bath and haircut

 
1:01 pm

Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Five Music-World Things To Do
1.  Re-upload songs to iTunes
2.  Run off CDs to sell at Festival
3.  Confirm and perfect 7-song set list
4.  Install tuner pegs
5.  Get castanets
8:23 am

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

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5:20 pm

Monday, May 19, 2008

What I Love About This Website
What I love most about this website is every time I come back here, it's exactly as I left it!  No shoes in the middle of my blog to trip over.  No wet towels or bathing suits mildewing up my Mp3s.  No jam on my j-pegs or buttery blobs on my bio.  No spilled milk on my songwriting tips.   Things just as they should be.  

Ahhhhhhhhh.  Perfect!

Perfectly perfect.
1:08 pm

Sunday, May 18, 2008

Anatomy Of A Masthead Evolution
Begin With This, a gift logo from Jae.  (Sorry, you'll have to find your own Jae.  And let me warn you - she's a rarified find.)
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Tweak To This.
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Consider This.
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And This.
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After Much Font Finagling Go With This.
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Tweak To This.
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Incorporate This.
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Morph To This.
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Consider This.
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Or This.
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Go With This.
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But Wait - There Will Be More...  We are still at only the penultimate stage!  (This blog post to be continued in the next few days.)

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3:54 pm

Saturday, May 17, 2008

Original Songs
I truly believe that a guy or a gal solo with a guitar (solo piano, etc,) who sees the world in a way that nobody else does, (and we’re all individuals, so every songwriter qualifies for this,) will come up with original stuff.  A distinctive melody.  A bunch of words strung together as no one has ever strung them before.  A phrase.  A unique way of saying something old.  Something new!

And as long as songwriters continue to be born, there will be originality.

If anything, all the window dressing of a “fully accompanied and arranged” piece, to me, means zip if originality isn’t in the song to begin with.  The song has to have its own thang, if you know what I mean.

[A bit tweaked and paraphased but that's basically the profundity I posted on another songwriter's blog a few minutes ago in response to a statement that there can't be much variety left in bare-bones acoustic music compared to performances with all the (literally,) bells and whistles, because "it's all been done before" as far as music is concerned.]

Remember they were going to close the patent office in 1896 because they thought that everything that could be invented already had?   : )

Within all musicians lies a potential explosion of originality.  Being open to it is the key.
9:57 pm

Friday, May 16, 2008

The "Have Done" List
But first, another thanks to Jae for tweaking my Jannie Sue banner to its ultimate perfection by inserting the "Songwriting & Such" directly into the logo.   I couldn't be happier than if I'd just arrived home from a world cruise to a tidy house with the lawn mowed, flowers and pets still alive and dinner on the table.   (Ceasar salad w chicken please.)  

(BTW Jae, I'm buying your whole family tickets for a world cruise on Silver Seas.  With the grandest of suites, of course.  And unlimited liquor, massages and shore excursions.)

But seriously...

To get some things done today, I'm going to update this list as I go because in the past I've found it more productive to make a "have done," instead of a "to do" list.   Feels better to say "Wow, I did this," than to say "Sh*t, how am I ever going to get all this sh*t done...) 

Try it.  You might like it.

So...

So far today I've...

1.    Ironed The Husband's shirt and shorts.
2.    Got The Child to school and stuff.
3.    Walked / ran 45 mins on the Trail while learning the bridge harmony for "Mystery To Me." 
4.    Ate a glazed donut.
5.    Worked more on harmonies on the drive home. 
6.    E-mailin'
7.    Began this Fabulous Blog Post.    11:34
8.    Initial  research and planning for Kelly's summer camps (oy vey on the head.)   12:54
9.    Lasagne lunch (there's a feat,) all 580 calories of it.    1:21
10.  Sidetracked on dooce   1:39
11.  MADE THE BED!!!
12.  STARTED THE DISHES!!!    STARTED VACUUMING!!!  2:18  (Rollin' now, People!)
13.  Vacummed more.  Computer goofed.  Shower now.   3:17

There!  See how much I accomplished already and it's not even 3:20 yet.
11:36 am

Thursday, May 15, 2008

Hot-Pink Satin In My Casket, Please!
So the fruit of my loins and I are briskly traversing the downtown sidewalk towards the Courthouse, each lost in our own thoughts when she looks up at me and proclaims, "Mom, if you fell down right now and died I would flip you over, open your purse, get your phone out and call Dad to tell him to come pick me up."

(Pause.)  

(Inner chuckle.)

"Oh really?  Good thinking!   Glad you're planning for emergencies.  Would you try to revive me, tho?"

"Well, I would like to but if you're dead, you're dead.  But we would pick you up and bury you."

(Gee, thanks.)
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(Shoot, now I bet Google will start running ads for caskets and funerals here.)
12:03 pm

Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Smiling Again
Smiling_Again.jpgYesterday I felt like collapsing on a park bench and crying but somehow I managed to keep moving ahead.  Luckily I had on my dark glasses and "Henry Blake" hat so nobody saw my emotional state.  

I swear, when my child is slighted, I feel it deeper and longer than she does. 

Ahh, we sensitive songwriting types, what would the world do without us?

That temporary glitch having been kicked to the curb,  I'm back in the saddle today and at precisely 11:00 shall do my dishes while listening to my recorder to learn my harmony parts for Kalyani's songs (going to back her up for her shows on Memorial Day Weekend.)

And get kicking on these...
1.    Tidy front room (20 mins)
2.    Tidy front walkway (10 mins)
3.    Guitar practice for 45 mins
4.    Lunch
5.    Computer goofing for 30 mins (includes E-mails)
6.    Work on (and hopefully finish,) lyrics for those 2 new songs (An hour each)
7.    Hmmn, what next?  I'll see when I get there.

Decisiveness!  Action!  Go, Jannie, GO!!
10:50 am

Monday, May 12, 2008

To Christine In Ardeche, France...
A letter is being mailed to you today!  (From me, that is.)

A Real Letter in my handwriting on nice stationery. 

In an envelope.  

With stamps on it!

Note to Jo, "the other Christine," Diane, Lisa and Jean... you're next*.

* Please allow 2-3 weeks for mailing of such tomes.  xo
7:11 am

Sunday, May 11, 2008

How Do You Spell Mellaninn?
"Mom, the kids at school are saying that if you spend a lot of time in the sun your skin will get brown but that just nonsense because everybody knows the sun bleaches things."
1:38 pm

Girl Refills Freshly-Scrubbed Pool
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12:25 pm

Saturday, May 10, 2008

Six Reasons To Be Blue And Six Ways To Unblue Them
1.  At the parent-teacher conference yesterday it became apparent that although Kelly has a good grasp of math basics she resists her math work, is not finishing a lot of her other work, sings during study period which is distracting to her classmates and often cries when she doesn't get her own way.  Short of feeling like a failure somehow as a mom, I'm hoping this is merely her "settling in" year on her path to maturity at elementary school.  On the more positive side... her reading, writing and art are very advanced - she's already creating stories with illustrations in her composition book  (And Teacher say she's very loving and loveable, knew that!)  And extracurricularily ... she earned another promotion belt in Kung Fu this week.

2.   Just when I'm starting to really make headway on guitar practice, my guitar strap breaks, the instrument crashes onto the hard tile floor and a
tuning peg snaps off, the assembly for which is an odd shape that has to be ordered from lower East Mongolia but only between 6:00 to 6:05 a.m.  on the fourth Monday of every third month.  And you can't order just one peg - they only come in a set of 6.  (At least I can use Kelly's little guitar to practice on.)

3.The hardwood floor is buckling, even the new part we patched. (At least we have a floor.)

4.  After 14 years of adding-on and remodelling, our house is still not finished and now is even farther from being so because of the floor setbacks.  (At least we have a house.)

5.  Kelly's pool is full of pollen again.  Below is how it should (will again,) look, this photo from last September...
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I am NOT going to post a picture of its very gross-looking current giant-shot-of-wheatgrass condition.  (At least we do have a nice little pool to splash around in and I'm able-bodied enough to clean that mofo it.)

6.  Six.. Six... hmmn, wasn't there a sixth thing?  Maybe not. (See, things aren't so bad after all, even if I am a little blue.)
1:40 pm

Friday, May 9, 2008

471,093 ! ! !
Movin' on up, movin' on out, movin' on up - anything could happen!
4:05 pm

Thursday, May 8, 2008

I took these pics on The Trail this morning,
then I ate a glazed donut.
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Yes, the duck is real!  Here, I'll bigger him (or her...)
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(And even bigger...)
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Wow, looks like a painting to me!  To you?
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11:10 am

Wednesday, May 7, 2008

Is that so awful?
So I'm running on the trail thinking donut, donut, donut instead of bagel, bagel, bagel. 

9:06 am

Tuesday, May 6, 2008

Roof This (backyard adventure 17)
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2:07 am

Monday, May 5, 2008

Did You Cry?
Yesterday as I was toting 2x6s and sweeping out the Backyard Adventure and such, an entire song came to me. 

(I like when that happens.) 

Actually, has that ever happened to me before?  Most times I get the melody quickly but slave for weeks (months, years,) on the lyric completion.  The "I Need A Man" first verse came fast but I had to work V2, the bridge and V3 quite a bit.

A whole song in an afternoon, yes!  And a good one too.  I cried all the way through the guitar chordaging this a.m.  Nice and simple with C, FMaj7, Dm7 and G.  (I don't think "Blowing In The Wind," even had a Dm7 - not sayin' that I'm Bob Dylan but again, simple sometimes is the biggest mind-blower there is.)  For the beat and feel, think Lou Reed's "Take A Walk On The Wild Side." 

I'll divulge the lyrics to the "lumpy" proletariat general population after I copyright 'em.  Which reminds me, since the rest of my new batch of 12 songs are well on their way lyrically and melodically too I best be a-finishin' 'em.  And to go even deeper, record me singing them and pack the whole shebang off to the Library of Congress.  Better safe than sorry with copyrighting, I do believe.  "Stealing" is usually unintentional but the writer can always protect him or herself by COPYRIGHTING - a whole batch can be tucked away nice and safely for only $35.00.  (At least the price was $35 a couple of months ago.)

Shoot, I have to sign up with ASCAP or BMI too.  Better get cracking!!

Aha! I just this second have decided on BMI because my link to ASCAP "in same browser window" wouldn't let me hit the back button anywhere, and I find it annoying to downright rude when sites hold you hostage.  It's the littlest things folks - if ASCAP won't even let you off their site, what else are they going to be discourteous about?  (Waiver: that's just my unique experience with ASCAP's site today - you go on and decide for yourself, of course.)   Jannie
xo

Jannie's Second CD "Love To Spare" Song Titles...
1.    Did You Cry?
2.    Love To Spare
3.    (So Not,) Feng Shui  (a funny one)
4.    Love Is The Only Way To Go
5.    Bring On The Angels
6.    Dreams As Sweet As You
7.    You Could Love Me Good  (3/4 time, maybe 6/8)
8.    Jessica
9.    The Library Lady (a funny one)
10.  Gonna Shine
11.  Song In Shades Of Green (*Actual Title Name?)  (yummy jazz.)
12.  A Miracle Of Zero (*Maybe, not yet sure on the title.)
13.  Bones (Funk Remix)

Yesss! 

(Please God, let me not die until I finish recording all those, because the songs are overall shaping up to have very positive themes, and heaven (You) knows, the Worlde can always use some positivity, if "positivity," is even a real word. 

And please, God, let the economy get better and the price of gas go down so I can press a few hundred of the First CD (Bones,) and buy Photoshop CS2 and hire the guys to record this second CD.)

(If it be Thy will, of course.   Please see what You can do.  Thanks! )

10:59 am

All Swept Up And Ready To Go
(Backyard Adventure 15 & 16)
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9:38 am

Sunday, May 4, 2008

First Published Songwriting Article
UltimateSongwriter.com just accepted a short article I wrote on how my tune "I Need A Man," was born. 

(But maybe they publish everyone's submissions?)

Anyhoo, if I submit it someplace else I'll probably expand on the story a bit, but you can read my UltimateSongwriting piece here.  Below it you can add comments and / or rate it by clicking where it says, "Click here to post comments."

A published piece, Whee-hoo! 

Go, Jannie go!
12:41 pm

The Carpoolians (Carpudlians?)
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12:30 pm

Saturday, May 3, 2008

A Miracle Of Zero
Seeing as I've now officially pronounced myself a songwriter and all - my final career change after years of being a dish washer, slag hoser, chicken farmer, umbrella salesperson and library book spine label attacher, and seeing as I'll be writing songs until death do my melodies and me part, I've lately been Googling "Songwriting Blogs" and oh -- the wonderful places I've been!

Like
this guy, for instance...  I've bookmarked him and will stalk regularly.   Oh, and this lady, gonna make her sick of me too.  (And I'm sure there will be more little nuggety blogs out there for me to discover yet.  Yummy, yummy.)

8:48 am

Friday, May 2, 2008

I Can Haz Cheezeburger
amputee kitteh...  i haz ich in fantom feets today
I submitted this lol of  Kit-Kat today.  It most likely won't get in but what the hey, can't win unless you play

Anyhoo, I'm  going now to munch my chicken pot pie.  And guzzle o.j.

Then work on gee-tar.  Totally gittin'  'er done today!

Kelly's being picked up after school for a sleep-over so the day is mine, all mine.  Until the handsome husband gets home, then it will be ours, all ours.
2:04 pm

Thursday, May 1, 2008

Three Out Of Four Funsters Agree... Fun Is Very Good.
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And I'm sure
Stevie feels the same. 

Speaking of Stevie Dale "Funster", be sure to check out his music page for the MP3 of his Cockroach Stomp song, (and not just because that's me on the background vocals... ahem,) it's a GREAT song.   And you're gonna love his other ones too!  Stevie's like... how shall I put this, no other being you'll encounter anywhere in this or any other galaxy. 

Go Stevie Dale, you're the man! 

We missed you Tuesday nite.  Hope California's treating you well!

6:59 am


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