To Jim of the Church of New Hope

Mysteries | Posted by Jannie on 13 October 2008 @ 10:54 PM 17 Comments

Dear Jim, 
In regards to your kind inquiry about you and I possibly trading blog links via SiteSell Exchange, please take into consideration that I’ve an Mp3 on this site of a song I wrote about having a wedgie on my wedding day.  (Yes, a wedgie — as in my underwear firmly lodged up my buttock cheeks.  At my wedding.  In church, with God and angels watching and no man putting asunder & such.)
Although I tried to write said song in as good of taste as possible under such wedgieful circumstances, I fear in light of this divulgence you may not deem my blog unworthy of such a link exchange, which I am fully prepared for, as I understand you to be a Man of God by your e-mail header.
Also, I am known to use the phrase “kicking ass” or “ass kicking” on my blog with some regularity.   And do write the “f” word once in a blue blue moon.
If all this doesn’t bother you and you wish to proceed, please let me know.
Thanking you, I remain  your humble wedgied servant,
Jannie Funster
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  • 1

    On 14 October 2008 at 6:17 am

    Renee said, 

    Jannie, I never thought I would see wedgie and kicking ass in the same blog… it just seems like an impossible combination… I hope Jim isn’t offended 😉

  • 2

    On 14 October 2008 at 2:05 pm

    Jannie said, 

    Yes, that wedgie kicked my ass!

  • 3

    On 14 October 2008 at 5:37 pm

    Julie said, 

    Well…did you at least pick it in front of everyone? Cause that would have really kicked ass!

  • 4

    On 14 October 2008 at 6:20 pm

    Jannie said, 

    Alas, Julie, I was resigned to grinning and bearing it.

  • 5

    On 14 October 2008 at 6:35 pm

    Thomma Lyn said, 

    This post made me giggle! I like to write songs, too, but I have never written one about wedgies. Sounds like a fun song! :)

  • 6

    On 14 October 2008 at 7:01 pm

    Caitlin said, 

    Hahaha, you are too cute!

  • 7

    On 15 October 2008 at 12:33 am

    Matthew Dryden said, 

    How can anyone NOT laugh at this act of brutal, but hilarious honesty! Subscribed!

  • 8

    On 15 October 2008 at 4:09 am

    rechie said, 

    Hello, thanks for the comment….am here visiting..wuld love to add your webpage to my list…have a great day

  • 9

    On 15 October 2008 at 6:26 am

    Michael Lee said, 

    The only song I ever wrote was a heartfelt treatise on racism…I was about 8…

    If I’d stuck to playing with He-Man, probably would have had more friends?

  • 10

    On 15 October 2008 at 5:48 pm

    ruth said, 

    Bring on the Wedgie Song!

  • 11

    On 15 October 2008 at 9:04 pm

    Erin M said, 


    Um, we sing a wedgie song at my house. My 5 yr old is plagued with them…

  • 12

    On 29 October 2008 at 10:04 pm

    amy j. said, 

    Thanks Janie for leavin’ a comment on my blog. I’ve been perusing yours. You’re very funny. I really liked this post…sounds like my brand of sarcasm.

    I’ll be back to visit. You don’t a stranger around my parts (blog) either. Nice to meet you.

  • 13

    On 30 October 2008 at 8:29 pm

    Jannie said, 

    Amy: Likewise, my friend. Dont’ be a stranger in my parts, either :)

    I really didn’t mean to be sarcastic or seem disrespectful to Jim or God in this post. I do love God and I struggle a lot with my irreverance. I’m counting on Him to have a good sense of humor. I sure hope for my sake, He does.

  • 14

    On 10 January 2009 at 9:09 am

    Steve said, 

    That post was too funny!! Is it a true story?? Wish I had been there 😉


    Steve’s last blog post..CRUCIFICATION OF CHRISTIANS IS BACK (no joke)

  • 15

    On 10 January 2009 at 9:36 am

    Jannie said, 

    My goodness, you certainly dug back into an old post, Steve.

    Yes! It was a true story. I know I joke around on here a lot but that was an e-mail I actually wrote.

    Thanks for stoppin’ by!

  • 16

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    On 27 January 2009 at 12:06 pm

    Jannie said, 

    To heck with the sex stories. A free alien?? REALLY???? How could I possibly resist that offer? I’ve got to get on over to your site PRONTO and choose my alien!!!

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