Like a bord on a wire, 3 — Funny Typos
Funny Typos | Posted by Jannie on 19 January 2009 @ 7:16 AM 44 Comments
1. Do you get any rabbids in your flower patch?
2. I’m typing with my left hand while drying my hair with mr right.
3. I love reading your blob too!
4. I found you via your poetry tag on Blooger.
5. Life so fat has treated me pretty good.
6. I just can’t get that kid to stop whaling.
7. Do you have a god recipe for those?
8. So mice to see you back here, Sweetie.
9. I’m not a fan of crushing thongs of people either.
10. It’s late – off to bad I go.
Here is the entire series thus far, in case you are interested. 
Funny Typos 10… Funny Typos 9… Funny Typos 8… Funny Typos 7… Funny Typos 6… Funny Typos 5… Funny Typos 4… Funny Typos 3… Funny Typos 2… Funny Typos 1…
On 19 January 2009 at 8:17 am Belle Bamford said,
And one I got today.
Thanks for adding me to your Bogroll.
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On 19 January 2009 at 8:24 am debbie said,
These are so funny. I really have to start saving mine.
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On 19 January 2009 at 8:31 am Mama Zen said,
Nothing worse than a crushing thong!
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On 19 January 2009 at 8:58 am Lance said,
Hi Jannie,
It’s good to see you have mr right drying your hair… mr wrong…water…electricity…I’m painting an electrifying picture!
Thanks for the laugh this morning – see, your bad typing has brightened my day!!
Lance’s last blog post..Sunday Thought For The Day
On 19 January 2009 at 9:01 am Liara Covert said,
Typos are an effective way human beings are creating entirely new languages. Amazing how many people become literate and even fluent, by following the same lead. This shatters the cultural myth that only certain people are skilled at learning and retaining languages. Bah!
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On 19 January 2009 at 9:09 am J.D. Meier said,
Life so fat.
I like that. It sounds deep. It’s like a rich life, but so much more, so full.
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On 19 January 2009 at 9:41 am sheila said,
Oh I thought the bunny rabbids were sooooo cute! lol. Glad you’re bach!
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On 19 January 2009 at 9:46 am wade said,
My goodness, even your mistakes are funny.
On 19 January 2009 at 10:34 am Georgie B said,
Typos can be a blast.
Especially if you find one that is thre moonts odl.
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On 19 January 2009 at 10:58 am R etro Heather said,
Leave it to you to not be able to get Mr. Right out of your hair.
Very funny! You quack me up.
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On 19 January 2009 at 11:37 am Shay said,
Bunnies!
I like #’s 8 and 10 best hehe.
Come see me at WG, I miss you.
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On 19 January 2009 at 12:56 pm Vered - MomGrind said,
I love your typo posts. They make me feel more secure in my own imperfectness.
On 19 January 2009 at 1:59 pm Caity said,
Hahaha your typos posts are awesome.
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On 19 January 2009 at 3:08 pm Davina said,
Hi Jannie. These are so funny! And the comments too. A fun place to play with words over here at Jannie’s place.
Davina’s last blog post..Self Help Me
On 19 January 2009 at 5:55 pm Marelisa said,
“off to bad I ago” . . . too funny
On 19 January 2009 at 7:43 pm nikkicrumpet said,
LOL…those are great….I guess drying your hair with Mr. Right brings new meaning to the phrase “blow job” YIKES I can’t believe I said that!
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On 19 January 2009 at 8:54 pm Evelyn Lim said,
I make a lot of typo mistakes myself. I was never good in spelling in school. But seriously, the ones you pointed out are very funny!!
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On 19 January 2009 at 9:04 pm Mike Goad said,
Make me appreciate those blogs that have teh plug-in that lets me edit my comments after teh fact.
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On 20 January 2009 at 12:19 am Carla said,
Love the pictures and the typos are hysterical.
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On 20 January 2009 at 2:41 am Barbara Swafford said,
Hi Jannie – I’m laughing at all of them, but #8 is my favorite.
Barbara Swafford’s last blog post..They Don’t Have To Be Einstein To Figure It Out
On 20 January 2009 at 2:54 am SnaggleTooth said,
The Dutch bunnies in the Impatiens pic is nifty.
Thanks for the quick n easy laughs too!
I remember “The Far Side” by Gary Larsons “God recipe for Earth” comic with a pic of him sprinkling on “Jerks” from a jar “Just for fun.”
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On 20 January 2009 at 8:38 am Glenn Buttkus said,
You could eazelee qualifly for Ms. Typo of 2009. I luv it! Hard beeleeve that youse cud mack so many tippos in just a few daze. Butt you are da queen, princess, and crown hed of tuypos, enit? Doug Palmer and I wrote some poems using those zany letter mixes when you blog on. They were gut busters. Some of them really make cool non-words or even new ersatz words. I may post one for fun.
Persoanllly, I dug all your typoes, every sinkle one.
I have only been blobbing for cuple yearz, but nobody ever told me that rabbids were taboo, and so fat I got away wid uzing all kinds of wurds hereandder, and my infunt gransuns whale all the time, that and make poopie dieperz on a reglar basais. If I cood cook then I mite find sum god recipes for youse, ladie, and ive always tuyped wid mr right senz min left is so doorkey. When at the moivie dis weakend, there were definitely zanie Jannie thongs of persons all over the damned place. You goes off to bad a lot, and thats whiy you have suche a petty complexion, enit?
Glenn
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On 20 January 2009 at 1:23 pm Tess The Bold Life said,
LOL at no. 8, 9,10 & waiting for the winner!
On 20 January 2009 at 1:46 pm Tammy said,
Jannie- you crack me up. I love these. I needed a good laugh. Oh, and I have been a bit drifting around for the past few days. Class just started back last Thursday and I am trying to stay totally ahead of the game, I am fighting for another semester of a 4.0. I am taking some tuff classes this go-round so I am not so sure I can pull it off.
But if I hit below a B, I will have to jump off a bridge or something.
Anyway I have been pooping in and out (no, that was not a typo, I was just flowing with your blog here) and in the process I am having to do some catching up on how your ukulele song. So how’s that working for ya?
And you are going to give me the big head over this song thing so stop it. I am really not all that and a bag of chips I can tell ya. I get writers block all the time.
T
On 20 January 2009 at 2:33 pm Heff said,
Just for the record, you come up with the best typos I’ve never seen !
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On 20 January 2009 at 3:06 pm Jessica Bern said,
Ditto for number 8.Sorry, I’m a dirty old lady
On 20 January 2009 at 3:27 pm Talon said,
Hmmm…a god recipe? That would be heavenly. (sorry, couldn’t resist).
I love no. l0 – had me laughing out loud.
Gotta love the typos!
On 20 January 2009 at 4:07 pm Lane Savant said,
I think I have typo blood
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On 20 January 2009 at 4:19 pm Momisodes said,
ROFL!!! These are awesome. What a great idea for a post. Thank goodness for spell checker!
BTW, let me know if you find that God recipe
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On 20 January 2009 at 5:57 pm Jannie said,
Belle: Great one, whole lotta boggin’ goin’ on, baby.
Debbie: Yeah, before you know it you’ll be rife with them.
Mama Zen: Better off with none at all.
Lance: Electrifying for sure. Your comment cracked me up!
Liara: I guess all languages have probably completely changed over time. Glad I can do my part!
J.D. Nice – poetry almost. A big fat wonderful life.
Sheila: Don’t they look like killers. Great to be bach too (good one!)
Wade: All done by smoke and mirrors, I assure you.
Georgie: I know, they just keep on pooping up no matter how much you proof-read.
Shay: My favs too, although the kid whaling cracks me up too. Child out there on the open sea hunting for beluga.
Heather: Of the retroness, sorry I’ve been away took a couple days off. I’ll be over soon – I promise!
Vered: I am soo imperfect I don’t know what to do with me most of the time.
Caity: Thanks! Maybe I’ll get some more good ones to post for 4. See you soon!
Davina: Ahh, thanks. Your place is fun too, I loved your latset post about “Self Help Me,” as that is how I feel a lot of the time too – overwhelmed by ways to improve myself.
Marelisa: I think I went “off to bad” many many years ago.
Nikki: Hey, good one! And you were even brave enough to post it – way to go!
Evelyn: Yeah, the boring ones get left behind and I bet they are quite sad about being left out.
Mike: Plug-in? What plug-in? So much to learn over here.
Carla: Thanks, lady. And sorry I’ve not been ’round to your place lately either. Boy, take a few days off and I miss you all so much.
Barbara: I wonder why that one is so popular, heh, heh!
Snag: Gary Larson, yeah what a mind.
Glenn: What – did I miss somethign important over at your and Doug’s blogs? When? You guys are pretty prolific, I need to get over there more.
Tess: Ukulele Songwriting winner being announced tomorrow!!! Wheee-hoooo!!
Tammy: 4.0 wow! Rockin’!! Really rockin, actually. And please do not undersell your song talent, you have it, real as rain. Wish I’d discovered I could do it at your age. Ahhh, but it is all good and age is just a mind-freak anyway.
Heff: Really? Whoa, coming from the Heffinator, that is a pretty big conpleemint.
Jessica: You are not the only one it seems! wink wink.
Talon: I love your line – heavenly, I’d not thought of that. An ambrosia recipe maybe?
Lane: Awesome pun!! You remember I’m Be Positive, right?
Momisodes: I’ll send you the link to Bord on a wire, 2.
On 20 January 2009 at 7:19 pm Thomma Lyn said,
Oh, the bunnies are just precious!!
And LOLOL over the typos — my favorite is “I just can’t get that kid to stop whaling.” Going after Moby Dick, maybe? 
Your blog is so much fun!
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On 20 January 2009 at 8:51 pm Tammy said,
Jannie
My friend, I am a whole lot older than you think. I can’t tell my age. All I can say is 30+ and don’t do any math!
On 20 January 2009 at 10:39 pm Patricia said,
Sorry I am late to the laughter here but these are great and I love the picture. I sooooo needed a laugh and I knew just where to come to find one…Thank you
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On 21 January 2009 at 3:07 am Lifts – patriciaswisdom.com said,
[...] Jannie I just laughed out loud with Jannie’s typos post and her commenter’s comments and to think she has a ukulele songwriting post coming out tomorrow – I can hardly wait to read that and her CD debut in the Spring. One can click around and hear samples of her songs. Another LIFT with music! [...]
On 21 January 2009 at 8:08 am Dot said,
These are so funny, and the bunny rabbids are adorable.
My best one so far: I love reading your glob.
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On 21 January 2009 at 8:42 am Glenn Buttkus said,
Here is one of the poems using the non-sequiter words:
Pride’s Whisper
It was the time of Rityp
and all through the Hogan,
tucked in dark folds and corners
one could see the hasyna bloom,
as the terrible wind howled proceeding
the tiotypen thunder, crackling loud
right through the thick swaboll hides
like a runaway herd of cosorses,
heads down, trampling everything
in their shaggy path.
I stood outside wearing the warmth of
my buckskin hydeamp, preventing the pounding
ice pellets from chilling me to the bone—
for even a shaman, an elder tribiluk
will shiver when caught in winter’s maw.
“I am Votoectr,” I bellered in my small voice,
but the wild wind just tore at my braids
and clenched its teeth to my song.
“You are nothing,” moaned the torrent of the air,
“Less than the red alkie beneath your moccasins;
never forget I am Zieseabo, the god of wind,
master of storms—even the mighty swaboll
will not attempt to fly against my will!”
I bowed deeply to him, my feathers bending,
my ribbons descending, and fled
back to my stone hearth, to my fire,
and sat hunched over and cramped as my fists stayed clenched all night.
Glenn Buttkus December 2008
Actually, come to think of it, you read this one over on FFTR, and made a comment. Maybe you just didn’t realize it was a trickster jokester variety.
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On 21 January 2009 at 8:48 am wade said,
I am so shocked but very proud of you for remembering Clem Kadiddlehopper.He should have been in my post !
On 21 January 2009 at 11:23 am Jannie said,
Thomma Lynn: I love that one too!! Your mind is a weird as mine, love it!
Tammy: You think I loved you before?? I’m totally smitten now!!!!!!!!!!! NOt that age really matters but for some reason it makes me happy that you are not 19. Why is that?
Patricia: Never late, as the party is open 24-7 here and you are always a very beloved and welcome person here.
Dot: Those little rabbids are on a calendar I got for Christmas. I love them too. Kelly had one just like it but he peed on the bed (MY BED,)all the time and he took to chasing and biting her. We all cried when went to a good home with no kids.
Glenn: I do remember that one! Because I thought it really was, IS, a work of art. The trickstering is good, yes, but the serious truths piercing through the joked veneer grip my little brain and I have not learned the self-defense moves for such latching-ons yet, thus have no choice but to bow my shaggy head into the brunt of your wordstorm. I really really like YOUR writing.
Wade: I may have been 5 or 6 when that show was on but I do remember it. Clem hopped over a rope or something when a bell rang? Or vice versa? Pretty fuzzy on that memory.
On 21 January 2009 at 9:27 pm Aimee said,
I could use a “god recipe” right about now
These posts always make me giggle!
On 21 January 2009 at 11:30 pm Cricket/Tammy said,
Hey Jannie,
I am glad you are back. Of course I am at the end again. I just love these that you shared. “Off to bad I go” is my favorite. I am usually up late when I am posting. There is no telling how many mistakes I have.
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On 22 January 2009 at 5:12 am robbi said,
I can’t tork about typos, nott that i does many, but eye don likke to make funn of otters
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On 26 January 2009 at 9:47 am Blueberry said,
Thinks for commenting on my ukebox blob. You half a smart brian.
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On 28 January 2009 at 9:29 am Andrea Mai said,
Thank you for a good hearty laugh this morning! Just what I needed… Have a great day.
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On 31 January 2009 at 10:32 pm Patricia - Spiritual Journey Of A Lightworker said,
Jannie, thanx for visiting my glob recently. I love the picture of the cute rabbids and pasnies. Love the misstakes with words too. Really cute.
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