Does It Mean I’m Crazy?
Song Stuff | Posted by Jannie on 23 January 2009 @ 6:16 AM 47 Comments
{ Edit: as I just mentioned in the comments to Rhett, without knowing the song’s melody or feel, try to imagine my vocal delivery as part Madeline Khan, part Latka Gravas, with a bunch of Robin Williams thrown in . }
1.) I play it on my tricycle.
I play it while I’m watching my t.v.
I play it eating jell-o
and I play it while I’m talking to my tree.
I play it in the heat of day and when the night is cool.
I play it in the shower, in the bathtub, in the pool.
Does it mean I’m crazy ‘cause
I play my ukulele all the time?
——————–
2.) I play it while I’m coloring.
I play it while I’m doing arts and crafts.
And when I’m weaving baskets
I can even play my uke behind my back.
I play it for the voices having fun inside my head.
I play it for the people living underneath my bed.
Does it mean I’m crazy ‘cause
I play my ukulele all the time?
________
Bridge:
Sweet ukulele
Oh, the music I hear
Dear, sweet ukulele
Whenever you are near.
___________
3.) Here where they have brought me
all the doctors and the nurses are so nice.
They keep me medicated
and my rubber room is always clean and bright.
I play it in group therapy and everybody sings.
It doesn’t even matter that my uke has got no strings.
Does it mean I’m crazy ‘cause
I play my ukulele all the time?
Does it mean I’m crazy ‘cause
I play my ukulele all the time
all the time,
all the time,
all the time,
all the time…
——————–
(Well, does it?)
(Lyrics by Jannie Funster.)
On 23 January 2009 at 6:34 am
Lynn said,
Yes, but then perhaps we’re all crazy.
Favorite lines:
I play it for the voices having fun inside my head.
I play it for the people living underneath my bed.
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On 23 January 2009 at 7:34 am
debbie said,
Sometimes I think being in a rubber room would be fun.
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On 23 January 2009 at 7:38 am
sheila said,
I think you may just have an actual HIT there! That was pretty good!
Hey, what’s wrong with your comment luv thingy?
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On 23 January 2009 at 8:24 am
Glenn Buttkus said,
Yes, yes, and hell yes! The ukulele lullaby, the paean to all lutes everywhere, the stringless lute strummed to stunning perfection by the lunatic fringe, the loon lover, the luscious lovely with rollers in her hair, and levity in her heart. This song is already hit, but the world has not figured it out yet.
Glenn
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On 23 January 2009 at 8:30 am
Jewel/Pink Ink said,
I love this, Jannie!!!
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On 23 January 2009 at 9:42 am
Rhett said,
I think the song is good. But it doesn’t peg itself around any one line or idea or anything except the ukulele. I think the perkiness of the song will have to compensate for that.
On 23 January 2009 at 9:47 am
Rhett said,
BTW, won’t you like everyone else post an I-love-Obama blog? hehe… just kidding.
On 23 January 2009 at 10:06 am
Kimm said,
Nope, it just means your unique and amazingly awesome
Kimm’s last blog post..6 months
On 23 January 2009 at 10:08 am
wade said,
I suppose that you are crazy. Then again, no one who is not manic ever advances the cause of the human race. “If music be the food of love, play on”
On 23 January 2009 at 10:32 am
Jannie said,
Lynn: Seal said it pretty well I think, that we’re never gonna survive unless we get a little crazy.
Debbie: I totally recommend it!
Sheila: Hit? Probably not but hey, I guess one never knows where a song will end up. I’m just glad that it ame together and I consider it finished. And my Comment Luv is always weird, I guess I should check into it, after I check out of the looney bin.
Glenn: Lunatic fringe! Yeah, that’s totally it. Er, me.
Rhett: Looking at a song in lyrics-only form is kind of like looking at a map of New York and imagining what it must be like there. Doesn’t quite paint the picture, does it? I’ll probably put up the recording in the next couple of weeks. Try to imagine a combo of Madeline Khan and Ladka for the vocal delivery.
And Rhett, I do love Obama, as I love all humans. He wasn’t “my man” but I certainly wish him well. I’ll probably do a post on my cat instead, my wonderful little snuggle-mouser.
Kimm!! It’s so great to see you back here again. I guess we all have our strengths. I can write songs- yay!! And you can paddle all the way to the World games, among other things I’m sure you are good at too.
On 23 January 2009 at 10:33 am
Jannie said,
Wade: Manic? Only for an hour or two a day!
On 23 January 2009 at 10:57 am
Thomma Lyn said,
*CHORTLING!!!!!* I love your uke song. Cracks me up — and LOLOL @ “I play my uke in therapy and everybody sings. / It doesn’t even matter that my uke has got no strings.”
On 23 January 2009 at 11:00 am
violet said,
play play play like mommies do kind of
definitely fun. wish I were a kid with a mommy like you. perhaps you can guess I was never a kid. More reason for me to sing the blues.
On 23 January 2009 at 11:03 am
violet said,
Don’t know anyone not crazy who’d be worthwhile talking to do you?
On 23 January 2009 at 11:53 am
Jo said,
I love:
I play it for the voices having fun inside my head.
I play it for the people living underneath my bed.
*grin*
Jo’s last blog post..Census 1911
On 23 January 2009 at 12:10 pm
Davina said,
Hi Jannie. At least those voices in your head are having fun
I especially loved the third verse.
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On 23 January 2009 at 12:13 pm
Momisodes said,
LOL! I love it
Part 3 had me cracking up!
I’m going to be humming these lyrics all day.
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On 23 January 2009 at 12:52 pm
Dot said,
Yes, it does.
I want to hear the music. Actually, there was music in my head and I’ll be damned if I can figure out where it’s from.
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On 23 January 2009 at 1:15 pm
ella said,
Yes, but is there any other way to live a creative life? No.
ella’s last blog post..I *HEART* Obama
On 23 January 2009 at 1:16 pm
Jannie said,
Thomma Lyn: I knew you’d like it, you have a very wacky sense of humor too. Once I figured out the “person” was in a “home” I was actually able to go back and make the second and first verses work better, as at first I had the person driving in her (his?) car and such, things one would do in the “outside” world.
Dear Violet: Your name moves me – so new, yet your aura is so hauntingly familiar. Never a kid. Can I adopt you? If you don’t mind being adopted by a Big Kid?
And yes Violet, only the crazy make sense. One flew over the Funster’s nest.
Jo: I almost made those lines more complicated but decided to keep ‘em simpler. The song already has a lot of imagery and I wanted lessen the load on all those unsuspecting brains that will have to process the mini scenes without the benefit of ever seeing the lyrics first.
Davina: Thank you. I was so grateful I was able to give a little twist at the end, as I did with my Wedgie Wedding and Motorcycle Cop songs too. Whew. (Thank you, God.)
Momisodes: Thank you! I really wonder what melody you are humming?
Dot: I had a very set melody I worked the lyrics into, one with a pronounced rhythm so maybe that really bounces out. Oooo, if you recall the music or tune will you please come back and tell me what it is? I’d love to know.
On 23 January 2009 at 1:27 pm
Belle Bamford said,
I’m waiting for the you-tube release. Will it be available to download?
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On 23 January 2009 at 3:21 pm
Barbara Swafford said,
I LOVE it, Jannie. Can’t wait to hear it sung by you.
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On 23 January 2009 at 3:36 pm
Patricia said,
Jannie,
You are making me laugh out loud and enjoy every minute – I will be excited to hear you sing this – will it be on your CD?
Such wonderful talent for a blue eyed girl!
Patricia’s last blog post..5 Must-Haves for Your Next Doctor’s Appointment
On 23 January 2009 at 4:24 pm
wade said,
Please keep me advised about May 10. I will try to make sure that Rayda and I attend.
On 23 January 2009 at 6:19 pm
Georgie B said,
Okay, you just scared me with the Latka Gravas/Robin Williams voice thingy.
That said, cute lyrics.
However, I’m picturing the UPS man character by Phil LaMarr doing this song.
Georgie B’s last blog post..I Think, Therefore, I Rock And Roll*
On 23 January 2009 at 7:34 pm
Jannie said,
Ella: Yes, I do think all artistes have a touch of the … well let’s call it the “Shining-ness.”
Belle: I’ll keep ya posted on that, having never done it before, I hope it won’t be too hard.
Barbara: Thanks! I’ll be thinking of you when I sing it.
Patricia: Thanks. It won’t be on this upcoming CD as those 12 are all recorded and mastered, but you bet you’ll hear it on number 2. CD number 2, I mean.
Wade: Yes, you’ll certainly be kept apprised. Will be great to meet you.
Georgie B: I do not know who the UPS character is. I’m leading kind of a sheltered life here.
On 23 January 2009 at 7:54 pm
TheWeyrd1 said,
I was just wondering if you’ve actually played a Uke…cause you know, I’m not sure I’d call it’s sound all that sweet…heh…
TheWeyrd1’s last blog post..Wednesday’s Wine – Barefoot Merlot
On 23 January 2009 at 9:38 pm
Talon said,
lol! I love the line:
“It doesn’t even matter that my uke has got no strings.”
I’m not sure if I’m hearing your version or not (can’t wait to see you on youtube performing), but it’s definitely a catchy tune already.
Talon’s last blog post..Happy Birthday
On 23 January 2009 at 9:49 pm
Lisa said,
What a fun song, Jannie! I love it! I can’t wait to hear what the finished product sounds like. (Although I have to admit the thought of people living under my bed sort of freaks me out…)
Lisa’s last blog post..Someone deserves a whole can of tuna…
On 23 January 2009 at 11:32 pm
robbi said,
No, you don’t have to be crazy but now that I know you are,that helps lots.
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On 24 January 2009 at 5:04 am
Sheila@DrCason.org said,
I like the cadence of it! Very Dr Seuss like and it would make a great children’s book!!
BTW did you see American Idol auditions a few nights ago. The last girl wrote her own song. I thought of you!
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On 24 January 2009 at 6:44 am
Lance said,
I LOVE the theme Jannie! Crazy…
Does it mean you’re crazy??
…
I’m not answering!!
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On 24 January 2009 at 7:35 am
Caity said,
Hahaha, awesome. You are definitely crazy, Jannie, but in every good way imaginable!
Love the song!
Caity’s last blog post..New hair!
On 24 January 2009 at 3:23 pm
Rhett said,
I seee….
On 25 January 2009 at 2:58 am
Jannie said,
Weyrdie: No I don’t actually play a uke at all. My only frame of reference is Iz’ Over the Rainbow, which to me is about the sweetest uking I can ever imagine. My plan is actually to play the song on guitar but hang an unstrung uke around my neck.
Talon: Ah thanks, I am not quite happy with the last two lines in verse 1, I may be able to do better. Once I started getting the ideas I didn’t actually spend much time on the lyrics so I must go and re-visit.
Lisa: Well, the people under my bed… you get used to it. The ones under mine are pretty friendly, thankfully!
Robbi: Certifiable, I’m told!
Dr. C: Thank you! I have watched A.I. in the past but am trying not to get sucked ito it this year as Kelly tends to want to watch it too and the added t.v. time is not conducive to her best brain development. The initial try-outs are pretty entertaining, I do admit.
Thank you, Lance. My nuttiness is out of the bag, ha! Finally admitting it to the whole world and I feel so freeeee. Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee.
Caity: Ah, thanks. And what have you done with your hair??? I must go see.
Rhett: At least, that’s my interpretation of my mind-boggling songwriters journey.
On 25 January 2009 at 6:35 am
Georgie B said,
Ah…..The UPS man was a character that Phil LaMarr created during his time when he was on MADtv (early seasons).
Basically, the man was in perpetual fast motion 24/7.
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On 25 January 2009 at 7:42 am
Shay said,
Speaking as a loon, you were crazy already. What we need is better meds.
Shay’s last blog post..Two Story Poems
On 25 January 2009 at 2:45 pm
Jannie said,
Georgie B: Ahh, I see. I’m sure I could Google him on YouTube.
Shay: Ahh, a perfect pill would be nice. Got any all-purpose, feel great 24 / 7 kind of medications??
On 25 January 2009 at 6:02 pm
Shay said,
Yes, Fukitol. Take early and often.
Shay’s last blog post..Clarity
On 25 January 2009 at 6:15 pm
Jannie said,
Ahh, I’ve been on Tri-Openin. (Never have been able to get the cap off.)
Fuckitol has to be the ticket! Thanks.
On 25 January 2009 at 11:33 pm
TheWeyrd1 said,
Jannie…I’ve played a uke. In fact, I was given a uke in lieu of a guitar when I was 8 or 9. Then I was given organ lessons in lieu of a guitar when I was 11ish. I finally got a guitar when I was 12ish, but by then I missed the window of best learning time…sigh.
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On 26 January 2009 at 1:30 am
J.D. Meier said,
I imagined it vocalized 3 ways: Madeline Khan, the Lolly Pop Kids, and Shirley Temple.
I ended up liking the Shirley Temple one the best.
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On 26 January 2009 at 3:23 am
SnaggleTooth said,
Very cute n silly tune you got there.
Reminds me of a Tom Lear song I love to play for little kids while camping out, called “Ricketty, Tickitty, Tin.”
Have you got a ukulele yet?
There was one witha broken neck in Wellfleet listed for 40bux, but I want one to play- Call me picky, plucky!
I’m good at finger-picking.
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On 26 January 2009 at 9:02 am
Tammy said,
Jannie
I LOVE THIS! I mean I LOVE THIS. You are twisted girl and that is what makes you so damn lovable. oops did I cuss on your blog comments? You are hilarious.
Jannie I don’t think that talking to your Ukulele is strange or crazy at all- uhhh the OTHER voice in my head told me to say that. shhh I can’t tell you what the toilet and wallpaper had to say- they are a little racey and say so many foolish things when they have had too much alcohol.
On 26 January 2009 at 9:59 am
Ruth said,
I love that the other people sing along in group therapy.
That’s some quality ukulele there!
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On 26 January 2009 at 10:11 am
Jannie said,
Hey Weyrd1: There is actually a broken $20.00 uke at Strait Music I might pop back by today and look at, altho I’ll check Craigslist before I purchase. And holey sheet – did I miss my window of guitar learning – I only started at 30!
J.D.: Shirley Temple it will be! You are very astute. And creative.
Snag: You made me Google that. “Her little pranks she did not deny.” She could kill but she could not lie, lying was a sin, sin sin. Dear Lord, there must be 50 ways to kill your family. Morbid as heck. But awfully clever.
Tammy: Yay!!!!!!!!!!!!! And would you please stop the damn cussing on my blog?! It’s pissing me off royally, you little shit.
On 26 January 2009 at 11:39 am
Cricket/Tammy said,
Oh me Jannie…I needed this laugh this morning. This is so funny. I cannot wait to hear this one.
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