Kalyani’s Magic Fuzzy Pants
Friends | Posted by Jannie on 5 February 2009 @ 10:31 AM 53 Comments
Come on! You know you just gotta have a pair of those!!
Available from my “other” sister, songstress Kalyani of Kalyani’s Creations. (Yes, that’s her lovely posterior in the photo. Whoops, you don’t mind me divulging that to the world do you, K?)
Magic Fuzzy Pants come in assorted colors and sizes. Matching scarves and kids’ pants available too — (That’s my Kelly in the kids’ blue ones here below.
Kalyani will take custom orders. And ships FAST!
She’s even got a “Valentine’s hot pink fuzzy mini dress” up now on her eBay store (I bought one!)
Now, go get YOUR fuzzy pants!
But first – an edit… in Kalyani’s own words!!!
For custom orders (or if ordering from an ebay store is just too impersonal), please contact me at kalyani4ananda@yahoo.com for personalized attention. I might even send you a free CD of my band, Ananda Panda Band with purchase (if you remind me).
On 5 February 2009 at 10:47 am Talon said,
Hmmm…very very interesting…but I think I’m going to have to pass. The Magic Fuzzy pants would be totally misinterpreted by my cats and I would end up wearing shredded Magic Fuzzy pants…
If I were in the market for Fuzzy Wear, I would definitely go for the Valentine’s pink dress. Very smart fashion choice, Jannie!
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On 5 February 2009 at 11:29 am Kalyani said,
Thanks for showing everyone my butt, Jannie.! You know how much I like that (even though it’s not nearly as cute as your awesome butt, which strangely remains hidden from the public view).
When I wear my Magic Fuzzy Pants, cats tend to treat me like a kindred spirit, and dogs act like I’m “just one of the mutts” (although when I’m not wearing them, I can imagine the kitty reaction that Talon suggests). I guess that’s part of their magic. The best reactions are from little kids, who seem to just LOVE it when grown-ups are furry.
Why do I create fuzzy stuff? Because I believe that the world would benefit from being a warmer, fuzzier place. I hope that you do, too.
For custom orders (or if ordering from an ebay store is just too impersonal), please contact me at kalyani4ananda@yahoo.com for personalized attention. I might even send you a free CD of my band — Ananda Panda Band ( http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=419790021 ) with purchase (if you remind me).
On 5 February 2009 at 12:14 pm Dot said,
Wild!
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On 5 February 2009 at 12:46 pm K said,
Maybe I’ll get my MIL a pair for Christmas. I think it would spice up present opening this year.
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On 5 February 2009 at 2:05 pm Matthew Dryden said,
I always wanted a bit of fur down there.
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On 5 February 2009 at 2:31 pm Cricket/Tammy said,
Oh what a great place to comment and right below Matthew Dryden. Leave it to the writer (Matthew) to get descriptive. Too funny. You can take it from there Jannie. Just remember he is a young puppy that is still putting on his coat of fur.
I must say this is on the wild side. They do look comfy!
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On 5 February 2009 at 2:33 pm debbie said,
They are oh so unique!
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On 5 February 2009 at 3:58 pm Jannie said,
Talon: Yes, I’m picking up the dress on Saturday after Kelly’s Kung Fu class and before mine. Can’t wait – it’s Funster hot pink. I have a beret from my days in the band to wear it with! might just have to get some thigh-high boots.
Kalyani: I do believe I will plan an International Cyber Unveiling of my buttocks, thanks for the support. And yes, this world is a much much warmer fuzzier place because of you, in many ways. THANK YOU for your fuzzy pants!! And for you!!!!!!!!!!!
Dot: Don’t even get me started on the wildness of those garments, in fact I may well have to devote a whole post to Kalyani and one particular pants episode from a singing festival last spring.
K: Stellar idea! And if she would rather not wear them as pants she can use them as a scarf, a shawl or something to decorate her car seats with! A most versatile garment.
Matthew: Those would be PERFECT for your poetry readings!!! A Jim Morrison kind of thing.
Cricket: Comfy – you don’t know the half of comfort until you’ve donned a pair of those and lived in ‘em 24 / 7
Debbie: Don’t you know it! Never will the world be the same with those unleashed far and wide in all their fuzzied glory.
Jannie’s last blog post..Kalyani’s Magic Fuzzy Pants
On 5 February 2009 at 7:41 pm Renee said,
This is what I look like if I forget to shave for a day or two….
Renee
P.S. Your song didn’t come through! I was so excited!
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On 5 February 2009 at 8:00 pm Patricia said,
What creativity blooms at your house, all in the family…what fun!…
and hot pink! NICE…..
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On 5 February 2009 at 8:39 pm Marinka said,
Hey, what makes them magic? Or do I have to put them on to find out?
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On 5 February 2009 at 8:50 pm Retro Heather said,
That is so bitchin!!!!!!!! Do you make this stuff up just to make me think you’re getting cooler like every single day? I want some for Lily!
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On 5 February 2009 at 8:56 pm SnaggleTooth said,
I previously got to work with a couple folks who were wearing orange n pink ones. Why they’d want to ruin them at a factory, I dunno-
Because the pants’re made from stretchy-material, I’d prob never wear any… never mind my butt looks fat enough already! If I had blue ones, I could be mistaken for the Cookie Monster from Sesame Street-
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On 5 February 2009 at 9:52 pm Kalyani said,
Jannie I can totally lend you my thigh high boots.
Marinka, Magic Fuzzy Pants are magic because they’re as fuzzy on the inside as they are on the outside. And because they stretch so much, you could fit a small circus in them.
And then, of course, there’s the mesmerising effect on animals and small children, which can’t be discounted!
On 5 February 2009 at 11:48 pm Jannie said,
Renee; You hairy little thing you! And I hope you got the song alright??
Patricia: Kalyani is not actually my “blood” sister, tho I know we area ALL related back somwhere. She is one creative little whirlwind tho – yes!
Marinka: Yes, the magic hits as soon as you don them! And thanks for popping bu!! So great to have you here.
Heather: They would be soooo cute on your little angel! Hope you consider getting some for her.
Snag: Once you try them you never go back. Cookie Monster – love it!
Kalyani: You have thigh-high boots??? What color? So much I do not now about you, Woman. Fit a small circus in them! Ha. You so funny.
It’s late. Good nite.
On 6 February 2009 at 12:51 am Alik Levin | PracticeThis.com said,
OMG!
Is it real one? – I had a good laugh imagining myself wearing these…. HAHAHA
Nuh….
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On 6 February 2009 at 1:08 am Thomma Lyn said,
Oh my goodness, fuzzy pants! They are so cute. They make me think of my cats (my fluffiest cat I’ve nicknamed “Fuzzy Britches”).
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On 6 February 2009 at 1:13 am Evelyn Lim said,
Ok…I have to confess that while I am pretty adventurous, I am not THAT daring!! I wouldn’t dare appear in these. What will my kids think?? Mummy gone wild?
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On 6 February 2009 at 2:30 am Barbara Swafford said,
Whow! Jannie, Those are pretty wild. Sorry, but I’ll have to pass.
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On 6 February 2009 at 6:09 am Jannie said,
Alik: Those gorgeous fun trousers are as real as rain on roses yes! What? Not your style? You never know, they might turn out to be your favorite thing you own.
Thomma Lyn: Fuzzy Britches, cute. I know somebody who calls their cat Fluffy Butt. I guess F.B. would work for both felines.
Evelyn: Something tells me your kids would love ‘em, if not abscond with them!
Barbara: Really? When I wrote this post YOU were first in my mind to go for these!
On 6 February 2009 at 6:17 am sheila said,
You know? If you had a whole body suit like that, you could go into the woods and make people think you were bigfoot~!
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On 6 February 2009 at 6:56 am Susan Helene Gottfried said,
They’re warm? Hmmm….
Jannie, you made a comment at my place about reading Angela’s Ashes. Nope, haven’t read it. Haven’t picked it up. Haven’t *thought* about it.
Helpful of me, I know!
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On 6 February 2009 at 8:27 am Belle Bamford said,
I’ll buy a pair if Marinka gets some. That way we can wear them when we go out together.
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On 6 February 2009 at 8:32 am Glenn Buttkus said,
Like some of the other commenters, I too am a throwback to the time when real men grew their own clothes on their own bodies. I have a fur pelt on my chest, but my back is bare. So maybe I could get some Magic Fuzzy pants and cut out a tee shirt, and then cut out the front. My butt will never be as cute as Kalyani’s, but my wife likes it. As to the unveiling of Jannie’s posterior, that will be a world shaking event; perhaps on a par with the CD show coming up in May. So borrow the thigh high boots, run three miles, and get your hubby to snap a series of pics of your cute tookus. You could pick 12 of the best shots, and do a “Butt of the Month” posting, something we could all look forward to cutting and pasting to hang up in our offices and dens.
Actually the fuzzy pants to look incredibly comfortable, maybe as sleeping PJ’s.
Glenn
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On 6 February 2009 at 9:33 am Mama Zen said,
My daughter would think those were the coolest thing ever!
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On 6 February 2009 at 10:14 am J.D. Meier said,
What do you wear with fuzzy pants?
I would imagine wiry shirts and squishy shoes?
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On 6 February 2009 at 12:32 pm Kalyani said,
Jannie: My thigh high boots are black, 70’s fold-over pirate style.
Thomma Lyn: I almost called the pants “Fuzzy Britches” but I thought that was too “Southern” sounding for something so warm.
Sheila: I’m actually working on a design for a fuzzy shirt, and my friend Maggie is working on a fuzzy crocheted hat with ears. You wouldn’t believe how many people are looking for that perfect Bigfoot costume to spice up their lives (or maybe scare their neighbors?).
Glenn: I like your style! Butt of the Month indeed. Jannie, you’ve got to do something like this for your admiring fans (I’m thinking we’ll now get innundated with pictures of monkey butts, etc.).
I actually wear fuzzy pants around the house all winter. I work from home, and the fuzzy pants are so warm they help me keep fuel costs down. They’re also incredibly good insulation under a pair of loose pants. My Christmas Caroling group stayed toasty warm in fuzzy pants this year in 35-degree weather. (Hey, that’s COLD for Texas!)
J.D.: I actually sell fuzzy tops, shoes, and boots that go nicely with fuzzy pants, but if you wish, you can pair them with non-fuzzy clothes for a somewhat less fuzzy experience.
Thanks for commenting about Fuzzy Pants, everyone!
On 6 February 2009 at 1:21 pm Lynn said,
I have never seen anything quite like that!
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On 6 February 2009 at 1:39 pm Cricket said,
Oh Jannie…you dodged the Matthew comment. I just had to say that!
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On 6 February 2009 at 2:30 pm Jannie said,
Hey Kalyani: You are so hired for comment replying!! I love it.
Cricket: Yes, I guess I did dodge a potential risque comment from Matthew – I know from personal e-mails to him he means his ankles, he has such fuzzy ones he has to shave twice daily “down there”, on his ankles that is.
Lynn: And you may never again, on this or any known planet, get to not only see — but experience the grandeur and ease of the Fuzzy Pants, and its ensuing lifestyle of fun, frolic and festing.
Sheila: I have done it. Just glad Dick Cheney wasn’t around hunting then.
Susan: It was one touching movie, won an Oscar I think. Kind of a heartbreak tho too.
Belle: You and Marinka budies in real life over there on the green island? Oh, what naughtiness you must get up to.
Glenn: Much happier in life now visualizing your pelt. Thanks. Oh dear me. My butt, my butt, will have to think of an appropriate butt unleashing onto the world.
Mama Zen: And they are very stretchy – buy ‘em a bit long for her and tuck them up under, and as she gets taller she’ll still be able to fit into them beautifully for a few years!
J.D. With my black and yelow “bumble bee” ones I wear a blue feathered / leather tank top and my pink John Deere ball cap. And you will probably want to do the same.
On 6 February 2009 at 3:05 pm nikkicrumpet said,
I want a pair if they’re gonna make my butt look that good!!!! Problem is on me….people will think they’ve spotted YETI and I’ll be shot down by some red neck…strapped to the hood of his car…and mounted on the living room wall!
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On 6 February 2009 at 6:50 pm Robin said,
Hi Jannie – the look like just the thing for the doof festivals we go to – tho I don’t dress up much. They’d do well at the stalls there.
They look great!
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On 6 February 2009 at 7:31 pm louise said,
i’m also thinking abt my cats – they’d love the texture, and would simply confiscate them for themselves………..gonna have to wait for the next delight. oh, i also have a dog..
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On 6 February 2009 at 8:45 pm Steve said,
SHAGADELLIC BABY!
Steve
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On 7 February 2009 at 1:09 am Rosie said,
Jannie, these pants sound wonderful. I want some! They’d be just the thing to wear skating, I love stretchy pants — I have some non-magical polar fleece ones I wear all the time, but these sound so much better. Your dress must be really cute!
I like imagining everyone I know wearing those awesome pants, they are indeed magical, and Kalyani must be too.
On 7 February 2009 at 11:37 am jessica bern said,
Jannie: in L.A. where the temp never seems to dip below 80, thank you Global Warming, I think my thighs would melt, oh, wait, that doesn’t sound like a bad idea after all.
On 7 February 2009 at 2:33 pm Caity said,
Those are ridiculously awesome and I DO want a pair.
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On 7 February 2009 at 4:46 pm Jannie said,
Nikki: Alas, not very many of us are blessed wtih a butt like Kalyani’s. But the pants will improve any size, shape or color of buttocks region.
Robin: With your musician connections those pants would no doubt go like hot cakes. We’ll bring a truckload over when we finally get to Oz.
Louise: But thanks anyway, for considering and visualizing them in your world.
Steve: You rascal! But totally, yes.
Rosie: What color would you prefer – let me know and I’ll get you some for your birthday. And we can skate together in them some day and make all the boys hit the boards from doing double-takes at our shapely fuzz butts.
Jessica: But you could be the talk of all the indoor skating rinks!
Caity: Ridiculously awesome, now that’s what it should say on the tag!
On 7 February 2009 at 4:56 pm Blueberry said,
They would make me look cute, but only wearing a stuffed teddy bear head.
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On 7 February 2009 at 6:59 pm Erin Monahan said,
oh my word, I love them… I have to go check them out more thoroughly, and I might just have to buy a pair. Too freakin cute!
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On 8 February 2009 at 5:04 am Shay said,
Hellooo! I am Prudence the poofy posting fairy! Here on my poofy pink cloud, I am perfectly ready for a new post from Jannie Funster. You could post about papayas or paper hanging or even poop. But please post. Or I send in the pontificating purple attack parrots. xox Prudence
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On 8 February 2009 at 6:31 am robbi said,
Friterrfor, Alas and I beg , no crave your attention dear lady for I must inform yourself and the maker of said wear that I fear I shall not be able to indulge in a purchase of the garment in question. Whilst they may be of sound make and of the very best material, the latest design and such, the comfort fit would be of the smoothest I do agree, there are some small details as to the fitting that I might allude. As this be a public forum, in good taste too I might add, there are delicate matters that a gentleman should only discuss with his tailor. So it is actually with some trepidation that I simply utter the words ‘dress’ and ’side’ desperate of course that you, and the readers, do not get unduly disturbed.Hoping as well that you understand my consternation in bring up such a delicate subject in this mixed and polite society.Please consider the matter closed bearing in mind naturally that the vendor of these garments might be out of pocket I will of course be open to any suggestion as to suitable exchange of ideas in lieu of actual coin of the realm changing hands. I remain , Without Prejudice, YRS Robbi.
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On 8 February 2009 at 7:41 am Jannie Fuzzy-Pants said,
Blueberry: She may throw in a bear’s head – a real one. Which reminds me I had very, very strange dreams last night!
Erin: I highly recomend them. But that’s not how recommend is really spelled, is it? I can see you in some black or royal blue ones, but please check with Kalyani for available colors and sizes.
Dear Popped-by Prudence, Post now present. Planning party. Participating in Polo practice. Pontificating parrots past putting up with. Pleasant posting parlayed for the morrow permitting posh placation of pantry plunderers.
Robbi: I called your tailor. He says, with his magical tools of measure tape and tacky buns (whatever those may be,) a manly customization of said varietal fluffed garb-trouser could be effectuated upon swift completion of his 4-year-4-times-round-the-world cruise. But he advises you make an appointment with him now as all immediate and far-removed members of the Royal Family of Lithuania are booking up his post-cruise tailoring services at a most rapid pace. YRS, Funstoppable, a.k.a. Pinky LaRue.
Jannie’s last blog post..Happy Birthday, Daddy-O!
On 8 February 2009 at 8:03 am Tess The Bold Life said,
Jannie,
I think I’d sweat in AZ in the fuzzy pants. I do hope your friend gets orders from the North!
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On 8 February 2009 at 11:30 am Carla said,
Those are wild. Wow!
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On 8 February 2009 at 12:26 pm Miladysa said,
If it gets any colder here I might just need some!
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On 8 February 2009 at 3:59 pm Mia said,
Okay, my first thought is that my (ahem) parts would be very, VERY hot. Not hottttt, like my hubbs would like it, but rather HOT like (ahem) not what I would want. Then my second thought is, they look SUPER comfy and I might never take them off. Third thought, my rear is totally too big for that, so I have to end with my fourth thought…. I’m going to have to wait on these. I love them though!
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On 8 February 2009 at 9:02 pm TheWeyrd1 said,
Um…I’ve been coming back and looking at the pants and really it’s like the costumes for Cats crossed with some kind of extra weird Dr. Suess story. And I know weird.
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On 8 February 2009 at 10:28 pm ella said,
those are a riot. my daughters would LOVE them!
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On 9 February 2009 at 4:53 am Jannie said,
Tess: Ah, you in AZ. I have not been there, but I hear it’s hotter ‘n hades there.
Carla: Those soooo have Kootenay written all over them! The Blissful trouser!
Miladysa: Kalyani says they are PERFECT for long-johns too, as well as being so cute and charming.
Mia: Surprisingly, they do breathe very well, with a nice loose mesh. And I can only think they would add to the allure of your no-doubt already lovely rear.
Weyrd1: I adore Doctor Seuss! Oh yes, totally cat-in-the hat Mike Meyers if you think of red and white striped ones!
Ella: They would look pretty cute in ‘em I’m sure! Any kid would, but fyi Kalyani does not recomend them for playing out in the woods in, could get snagged on branches and such.
On 9 February 2009 at 12:19 pm Kalyani said,
nikkicrumpet: I understand your concern, but the magic fuzz actually makes your butt look SMALLER! How could that be? Because everyone knows there’s a thick layer of fuzz there, so they mentally subtract a bunch of inches, making you seem smaller than you actually are.
Robin: When my corporate job lays me off (which should happen any day now in this economic climate), I plan to pile a motley crew of craft-making hippies into a rainbow-painted school bus and travel the nation, playing gigs and selling our crazy crafts. The doof festival seems like a perfect stopping place! Could you give me an Internet link if you have one? (In case you wondered, if I don’t get laid off, I’ll probably keep my day job until Jannie deserts the Southern US for her homeland in the Great White North, which would take away the one of the biggest reasons for staying put!)
To All Cat Lovers: Note that I sell the scarf version for just $7.99—a perfect temporary decoration for your kitty’s favorite scratching post.
Rosie: Aren’t you a sweetie! I have some ice-skating customers on Ebay who just love their Magic Fuzzy Pants!
Blueberry: Never fear; my band of hippies is working on a fuzzy crocheted hat design with ears!
robbi: Try underwear. Or tights. Also note that Magic Fuzzy Pants can be special-ordered in festival colors (different color left and right legs)!
Jannie: What a lovely group of friends you have. Thanks for telling them about my funny fuzzy pants. hehehe
On 9 February 2009 at 11:25 pm hoolio said,
LhATGY hi! hooli?
On 11 February 2009 at 5:51 pm Fancy said,
Those look awesome, but I don’t think they come in my size!
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