Seriously Weird | Posted by Jannie on 3 March 2009 @ 10:21 AM 59 Comments
Okay, be like that!!! My “What-Jannie-Funster-topics-would-you-like-to-hear-more-about” poll is over and no one gave a hoot about my Diet, so that’s all this post is about — my Diet, which I mean in the true sense of general nutritional intake, not in the weight reduction way (altho, yes, I’d love to lose 8 pounds.)
Breakfast: 2 small turnips, 2 ounces raw tofu, 2 tablespoons teriaki tiramisu.
Lunch: 3 big beers and a glazed donut.
Dinner: 13 Cheerios, 17 Spaghettios and 2 slices Domino’s.
Now let me go cry in a corner over no one caring what nutrition I’m upholding my sacred temple with.
Boo-hoo (peeks from between fingers to see who’s watching.)
What? My foodage is weird? Come on, you must eat weird too, don’t ya? Sometimes? Ever? Confess all to the Jannie-Meister — after all it’s just you ‘n me reading this.