Since I was so remiss in forgetting to tell you that part of Jungle of Life Lance’s interview-post on me was a give-away of my “I Need A Man” CD, I best be a-giving away a CD too! Actually 2 CDs to 2 lucky winners. Well, hopefully you’ll consider yourself lucky and not burdened to have it.
So let’s see, hmmmm. Okay! Please below, leave a comment saying what you like about this Jannie Funster blog. Comment as many times as you wish [the more times you comment the greater your chances are to win! Win! Win!!] Then… Monday June 1st at 8:00 p.m. Central (Texas) Time, Kelly and I will see how many comments in total there are, she will choose 2 of those by number at random and we will read those 2 comments out loud – for the whole world to hear, as I’ll videotape her choosing and post it here. Y’all come back Tuesday morning to see who won!
If you already have one of my CDs, you could always give another as a present, or frame it and hang it on your pantry wall to think of me each time you go for the sugah, Sugah.
funstress on park bench with shih-tzu (photo: november ‘07)
Dudes, today I’m over at Sir Lancelot’s in a post all about me, called This Is Funtertainment… but how ’bout some more of my typos until you pop on over there?
1. You Sir, are a gentleman and a scalder.
2. I once knit a scarf and matching log warmers.
3. Got caught up with most of my blog duddies today.
4. I too shall soon know the trill of new running shoes.
5. I’d trim my dog’s nails if I thought I’d be god at it.
6. What are you serving at your rehearsal sinner?
7. Who the heel do I think I am feeling worthy enough to go for my dreams?
8. I hope the whole songs will love up to your expectations of the snippets.
9. Do you want your CD autograped?
10. Ah, nothing like the smell of clotting fresh from the line.
11. Maybe I could drop Kelly off at your hose for a couple hours Sunday?
12. I nailed your CD out today!
13. There IS something really really yummy the Mixicans do to their sodas.
14. Take dare!
15. I do not yet know about all that Hairy Potter stuff.
After you read the 4 pansy poems below — be SURE to click here to read my Very Best Pansy Poem ever!!
photo: december 2008, by me, The Child’s Mom.
Pansy One
pansy, pansy in the ground
dancing in your velvet gown
here’s a poem to satisfy
all the poets passing by
Pansy Two Diane broke the special pansy mug
I sent her back in my wildsummer days
of the Reliant Transportation System,
beach runnings and golden sealing wax.
I’ve never been able to find another
just like it and I feel I’ve failed her
(as I feel I’ve failed a few in my day.)
Have you seen a china one, embossed,
a mug as light as wedding cake and
shinier on the outside than seaglass?
Of so, please send c.o.d. with froths
of angels’ lashes and the salt o their
tears and I’ll mail you back my heart.
Pansy Three
I had no intention of writing pansy poems
or even of thinking about their little faces
today but my site stats show people are
hungry for pansy poems, as they are
hungry for world peace and the memory
of tea with grandmother’s lemon pie.
Wow, I’ll be a “Super” Semi-Somebody
with all these pansy seekers flooding in!
Pansy Four
Long-live pansies, Leonard Cohen’s daisies
and all twinkle shooters everywhere, waiting
with bouquets of freshly-cut kisses for me!
[I've had a dozen successful CD sales through my yellow "Buy Now" button over there to the right, but] my shy graphic designer friend Jae of Zazzle note says when she clicks on it, she gets directed to another of my links and not to Paypal as intended. Yikes. Does that happen when YOU click on it? [And don't worry - clicking won't mean you'll have to buy, you'd have to go through a couple additional steps for that. Could it be a Mac vs Windows thing? A browser thing? Cookie thing? Classic Funsterment glitch?]
And because a picture is always nice in a post, let me get a fav of mine for you, Kelly on our back porch 2 years ago.
