Like a bord on a wire, 7 — Funny Typos
Funny Typos | Posted by Jannie on 11 May 2009 @ 11:25 AM 35 Comments
My CD Release Show last night was fun, fun, fun – everyone said they really enjoyed it, even tho I slipped some mistakes past them. Ah, but what are mistakes but portals to enlightenment?
Now, how ’bout some more typos?
1. I love it when friends drip in unannounced!
2. Wish my hubby would stay camping for the night instead of leaving after the pot-lick dinner.
3. At my release show a few friends will be praying with me – should be fun!
4. Ain’t it strange how everythong’s changed?
5. I don’t think the horeless carriage will catch on either!
6. I’m worried I’ll end up back in my special room with my stingless uke.
7. I forgot to tank Rosie for my front cover sky.
8. I’m working on the guitar for “Rosie’s Song” and it’s really frying what bran I have left.
9. To feel elf-directed is a very meaningful thing [lifted from Patricia's Wisdom comments section.]
10. $10.00 per CD. Low sipping and handling.
11. Can you believe it’s just 2 weeks until my release sow?!
12. I might even become master of my own slip.
13. How many galleons does your rain barrel hold?
14. My [wedding] gown of lice was white as snow.
15. Here I am late at night taping away at my keyboard again.
16. Happy Heater! [ her name's Happy Heather, Jannie!]
17. Believe me, I MORE than understand having only so much time to get around to red blogs.
18. Soon my codfishing bot will speak again.
19. Bangs permed, rots colored, hair trimmed – check
20. Ooo, sorry to mention the chocolate cream pie when you’re on a crab restricted diet.
Here is the entire series thus far, in case you are interested. 
Funny Typos 10… Funny Typos 9… Funny Typos 8… Funny Typos 7… Funny Typos 6… Funny Typos 5… Funny Typos 4… Funny Typos 3… Funny Typos 2… Funny Typos 1…
On 11 May 2009 at 11:39 am Vered - MomGrind said,
I love your typos.
Glad you had a good time!
Vered – MomGrind’s last blog post..Happy Mother’s Day To The Moms Who Blog
On 11 May 2009 at 11:59 am Heather Happymaker said,
Crabs! Yipes!
It’s really easy to put a PayPal button on your site. Don’t be afraid of it at all. And I’m really excited about your PO Box. I’m thinking of getting one too.
I can’t wait for your CD! Yay!
Heather Happymaker’s last blog post..Olive Toast
On 11 May 2009 at 12:05 pm Lane Savant said,
Hey, Jannie! Was that you in the front row at Austin City Limits on the teevee last Saturday listening to that guy with the funny hair?
Lane Savant’s last blog post..Trainwreck
On 11 May 2009 at 1:17 pm Dot said,
Waiting to buy! Sounds like you had a great time.
“my stingless uke” Are you sure that’s not ute? As in My Cousin Vinny, what’s a ute?
Dot’s last blog post..April Showers and May Flowers
On 11 May 2009 at 1:17 pm Dot said,
I’m never bord by your typos.
Dot’s last blog post..April Showers and May Flowers
On 11 May 2009 at 1:34 pm Lance said,
Awesome! You. And your music. And this place, of course. Today, especially…and always!
Lance’s last blog post..As Close To Eden As You’ll Get
On 11 May 2009 at 2:12 pm Chris said,
Glad the show went well! Will be fun to see the video. Your typos are always fun. I don’t know if my bloggy friend “We Be Toys” comes here, but every time I try to type her “handle”, I type… We Be Tits. Oops
Chris’s last blog post..Mother said, "No."
On 11 May 2009 at 4:24 pm Lisa said,
I, myself, really AM on a crab-restricted diet, because I hate seafood so much…
So happy to hear the show went well! And I’m sooooo sorry I wasn’t able to be there — had a bit of a busy weekend. But now that one show is complete, I’m sure there will be more — right? Right?? I hope so!
Lisa’s last blog post..Happy Mom’s Day!!
On 11 May 2009 at 4:37 pm Patricia said,
I am sure that no one noticed the mistakes because they did not know and were into the music and the performance…hope you had a great time…
Love the typos….elf-directed for sure!
Patricia’s last blog post..I Love Flowers
On 11 May 2009 at 4:43 pm Jannie said,
Arrrg, Whole Foods Internet just ate my scintillating comment to you first 9.
Going for a cupcake to drown my sorrows.
On 11 May 2009 at 5:26 pm Jeanne said,
Jannie,
I can’t wait for the video! I just blog posted about your CD. (Hey, everyone… let’s all write about Jannie’s CD)!
Jeanne
Jeanne’s last blog post..Jannie Funster CD Release Today
On 11 May 2009 at 5:35 pm wade said,
You sent a good one to me on April 30 reporting that you had “rears in your eyes”.
On 11 May 2009 at 6:03 pm TheWeyrd1 said,
I want the rain barrel full of galleons!
TheWeyrd1’s last blog post..Sunday Surf – Happy Mother’s Day…now watch this…
On 11 May 2009 at 10:04 pm MiaHysteria said,
Love it. Now I feel normal.
MiaHysteria’s last blog post..Post-Mother’s Day Thoughts
On 11 May 2009 at 10:57 pm Talon said,
Love the typos. Glad that thongs get changed, don’t think that fried bran sounds completely awful and a pot-lick supper sounds so more interesting than the usual pot-luck!
So thrilled that you had a fun funster time last night!
Talon’s last blog post..They say
On 11 May 2009 at 11:07 pm LisaNewton said,
Oh, I love it. I’m with you on the typos…………….:)
LisaNewton’s last blog post..The Metro, LADWP, and Alternative Fuel
On 12 May 2009 at 12:10 am Christina Bledsoe said,
Funny how some typos can provide such amusement
Funny post Jannie.
Christina Bledsoe’s last blog post..Mrs. Eva Longoria-Parker
On 12 May 2009 at 2:10 am SnaggleTooth said,
Great n such a good laugh as usual! Thanks for the double!
The praying should def help a bit…
Thongs sure do change.
You could always put a scorpion in your Uke.
I hope your sow went gleefully bounding into the wilds.
ooo- does soup come with each CD? (low sipping)
Thats alotta (cringe) lice!
Here’s a cure for crabbie-ness for certain! Thanks
My belly hurts from laughing-
SnaggleTooth’s last blog post..Good Grey
On 12 May 2009 at 7:17 am Lynn said,
Yay! Just ordered the CD and am happy to pay the low sipping and handling.
Love the funny typos.
Lynn’s last blog post..Mr C’s, the Hawks and dancing cowboys
On 12 May 2009 at 11:20 am Heather Happymaker said,
Yay! I got mine! I got mine!
I’m all giddy now. Can’t wait to hear it. Remember us when you’re playing the next big world peace concert!
Heather Happymaker’s last blog post..Fighting the hair curling demon!
On 12 May 2009 at 12:42 pm Liara Covert said,
The thought occurred to me that the above post would make fantastic clues for a Jannie Funster crossword. In your spare time, you are unconsciously encouraging your readers to hone their ESP skills. Bet you forgot about this side of your clever multi-tasking?
Many people do not realize that doing any crossword can be viewed as working on your ESP (extra-sensory perception). After all, everyone is invited to read the mind of a crossword maker. You need to get inside that person’s mind and imagine what they are thinking in order to come up with the eureka answers. Thanks for beckoning the world to make themselves comfortable inside yoru enchanted mind. You are truly inspiring!
Liara Covert’s last blog post..Hold that thought!
On 12 May 2009 at 1:19 pm Jannie said,
Hey Vered: Glad I could make you smile. I’ll be posting more typos – you know me and my too-fast-for-my fingers mind. The show was great and… I’m so glad it’s behind me, as the real fun can start now!
Happy Heather: Getting my P.O. Box yesterday has CHANGED my life. You will never know the thrill of really Being Somebody until you have one yourself. An incomparable thrill, really. And I can go there whenever I want 24 / 7. 365!!!
Lane: If you’re talking about the lady with the bright orange Mohawk and silver lame unitard – that WAS me!!!
Dot: You have no idea how often Jim and quote that exact “yute” line! Classic. Classic movie. And Dot, I’m never bord by your visits here. Or your blog!
Lance: You realize your fanhood is off the curve, right? I love it – so great from my ego.
Lisa: Really? Seafood allergies or just don’t like it? I could wax lyrical on all kinds of seafood we so dearly love, but I’ll spare you. yes, there will be many many more local shows. Come back and check my Shows page!
Patricia: (My Dear Patricia) Whenever I do naughty little things I know it’s all elf-directed! Oh, and I haven’t watched the video yet. I think maybe tomorrow. ‘Cause tonight I want to get around to y’all’s blogs.
Hello Jannie. My, what a big eye you have!
Jeanne: You FREAKING ROCK!!!! You know that? Have you heard that lately, you amazing person??? As I mentioned this a.m. I’m going to get caught up with my e-mails to you very soon. Thanks for EVERYTHING!!
Wade: Yes, that was in my Bord installment 6 (I think!) It has kind of stuck with me and my strange little mind.
Mia: You feel normal because I’m so strange??
Wait till I tell you about all the wailing post release, then you’ll nver have felt so normal in your life…
Talon: 3 of my favs too! The old pot-lick dinner is a lovely image (not,) when you think of everyone doing it at the same time. Eeeew. Ah, I actually did my CD Relase show, didn’t I?? Wow, I think I did! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lisa: I am nothing more than to please with typos, do you think 20 at once was overload tho?
Cristina! Hey there. So great to see you again. Funny little tings they can be sometimes. I hope to get to 300 and publish a book of them!
Snag: Oh cool, you liked the double-whammy. Awesome. So glad you got a lift. And your responses made those all the more funny. Everybody prayed I would not eff up. ooo, a scorpion in my uke – I’ve been stung by one once. Have you ever been? They certainly get your full attention. Hey it should be free green or chamomile tea with each CD!
LYNN!!!! Yay, you were my very first Internet order. I will never forget the moment I logded into Paypal this a.m. and saw you there in all your shiningness. Your CD will go out tomorrow! With plenty of aromatic moonbeams and a super-deluxe one-off Jannie incantation.
HEATHER!!! My second ever Internet CD order. Yay!!!! yours will go out tomorrow too, with just as wonderful (but different,) fragrant moonbeams and a love incantation. And I’ll still floating on air over my new P.O. Box – only $30.00 for 6 months!
Liara: Is there no end to my constantly inspiring the entire cosmos??
I LOVE crosswords, but not those Word Searches, I get all mixed up on the backwards-diagonal ones. I suffered a depression over not mastering them, but with minimally invasive therapy came out just fine and dandy.
On 12 May 2009 at 1:39 pm J.D. Meier said,
A gown of lice as white as snow sounds icky.
Then again, it’s perfect for a Tim Burton world.
To each his own
J.D. Meier’s last blog post..3 Stories Leaders Need to Tell
On 12 May 2009 at 2:00 pm Chris Edgar | Purpose Power Coaching said,
Actually crab meat and chocolate cake have about equal amounts of niacin, so #20 makes perfect nutritional sense for the niacin-intolerant. Okay, I’m making that up.
On 12 May 2009 at 8:54 pm Cricket said,
Hey Jannie,
I am so glad that all things went well. I know you have worked so hard on this.
Can’t wait to get the CD!
Love the list.
Cricket’s last blog post..Open a Jar of Noxzema
On 13 May 2009 at 12:12 am joaquin said,
wow – has may 10 come and gone already?
well – i’m sure it was awesome – were i within a 300 mile radius i’d a joined in.
and man – so glad i am not the only one who enjoys a good pot-lick dinner.
joaquin’s last blog post..Skinny Fingers
On 13 May 2009 at 1:31 am Thomma Lyn said,
I’m looking forward to ordering your CD, too! And I understand about delays. Dealing with delays along with my book, too! But things will all come together.
Those typos cracked me up, esp. friends “dripping” by unannounced.
Thomma Lyn’s last blog post..STICKY: Mirror Blue Availability Updates
On 13 May 2009 at 6:57 am sheila said,
It’s been far too long since I’ve had me some crab! Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
On 13 May 2009 at 8:12 am Tess The Bold Life said,
No. 10 is hilarious. Growing up on a farm, small town, small church, lots of potlucks and pot licking men!
Congratulations on your way to fame, don’t forget the little people!
Tess The Bold Life’s last blog post..Monday Magic Freebie Cheryl Richardson’s New Book
On 13 May 2009 at 10:02 am Tammy said,
Jannie
I sooo needed that laugh. That is hilarious!!! I am over here laughing out loud. I have been out of blog world for a few days. I have been vacationing with a friend of mine who came down from NY to visit. So, I am catching up a bit. Oh, and school is out yippee!!
T
On 13 May 2009 at 3:09 pm Jannie said,
J.D. Doesn’t that sound like a totally gross gown? maybe full of good protein tho. (Sorry, that was equally gross.) But yes Tim Burton would eat it up for sure.
Cricket: Things actually went so swell at the show I thought for sure the Queen of Enland herself would be three to whisk me away after the performance for tea and strumpets.
Joaquin: There is life, yes, after May 10th 2009!! The world has continued. And I’m sooo happy. Yay. The last pot-lick dinner we went to Neanderthal Ned and Cromagnon Mike actually ATE the pots. Guess they was craving some iron in their diet.
Thomma Lyn: Sorry to hear about the slight delay in your novel Mirror Blue, but we all love you and will not forget to order it. I want the soft cover in my hot littee hands!! My friends dipping by unannounced, yes. I just bring out the olde mop and bobs-my-uncle-away-I go. (The only time I ever mop, actually.)
Sheila: What?!?!? No crab for you?? We get the king crab legs for $7.99 a pound on sale. UMMMMMMMMMmmmm is right!!
Tess; Ah, I don’t want to be famous, I just want everybody to know and love me?
Tammy: I’ve already got another 10, and will double-whammy ya when I’ve got my 20. Been doing so much blog catching up these past 2 days I’m getting sooo much great tyop fodder! Alway great to see you here and to make you laugh. You have a great sense of humor. And a great sense of honor to God. Winning combo!! Oh an congrats on school being out! Are you completely done and ready to graduate or still have more studyin’ to do?
On 15 May 2009 at 3:29 am Davina said,
Hi Jannie. Fun, fun, fun. Good, good, good. I can’t wait to hear your CD. And hilarious typos… “the horeless carriage”, lol
Davina’s last blog post..Positively Breathing — Not According to Plan
On 16 May 2009 at 4:01 am Robin said,
Hi Jannie – I was doing the dishes tonight while Frank was gas-bagging on the phone and I suddenly thought OMG – I FORGOT TO SEE HOW JANNIE”S MAY 10 WENT! – and it’s already May 16 (I’ve been on a blogging break). So here I am -I’m so glad it went well! And I’m sure no-one noticed the mistakes. Now back to my wine for some low sipping while Frank talks to our drippy friend. x
Robin’s last blog post..Wanting To Look Young
On 16 May 2009 at 7:01 am Jannie said,
Davina. Fun, fun, fun. Good, good, good. This should be everyone’s life philosophy.
Robin: What the heck is gas-bagging? And off goes I in a while to peer at the video from Sunday night. I haz not yet glimpsed it, you see.
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