Like a bord on a wire, 9 — Funny Typos
Funny Typos | Posted by Jannie on 1 July 2009 @ 4:23 PM 47 Comments
photo credit: miele.de
Folks, it’s JOY REBEL DAY!!! YAY! So hop on over to give Brandi Reynolds a cheer, then hop on back here to reads you these typos.
1. Am I investing the same time and energy in my wok as in my personal life?
2. Are you really getting your man a chinsaw for Fathers’ Day?
3. Your sweet comment got me all coked up.
4. So great to have my comments back, tho I do notice a few spasms getting through.
5. You could always frame my CD and hang it on your panty wall to think of me each time you go for the sugah, Sugah.
6. Those gut-less overalls remind me of my assless hop-waders.
7. Glad you got your cordless phone fried out!
8. Just when I was starting to feel norman again…
9. Last year in Kelly’s class there were some real bullies who kept gagging up on her.
10. I think I’ll hold off on the Wordpress 2.8 upgrade a few weeks in case there are any buns to be worked out.
11. It’s challenging to reach out to strangers in this touch economy. [Owed to Good Things Happened, Lynn.]
12. I drool over a Canon EOS-30D, eager to upgrade from my current kinky little camera.
13 He was a guy I had a crunch on many many moons ago.
14. Dud, you could totally make that your default Gravatar.
And friends…
15. So glad you finally got my VD.
Here is the entire series thus far, in case you are interested. 
Funny Typos 10… Funny Typos 9… Funny Typos 8… Funny Typos 7… Funny Typos 6… Funny Typos 5… Funny Typos 4… Funny Typos 3… Funny Typos 2… Funny Typos 1…
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On 1 July 2009 at 5:22 pm brandi said,
thanks for the shout out!! and please thank the blue bunny as well.
I love that last one-cracked me up!
brandi’s last blog post..joy rebel day is here!
On 1 July 2009 at 5:44 pm Tammy said,
Jannie
I almost thought I would be the first to comment. This blog is so popular that by the time I am finished with this comment I will probalby be on down the line.
I love these blogs. I am over here laughing til I am crying. I tried to pick out my favorite, but I can’t do it. It is a tie.
On 1 July 2009 at 5:44 pm Tammy said,
#2 I was close
On 1 July 2009 at 6:17 pm Jannie said,
Hey Brandi: It’s so my pleasure to be part of the Joy Rebellion, and as I said in my e-mail, I can see this turning into something big-big with conventions and everything. Oh, and Blue bunny is so stoked on this too.
Tammy: Yes you’re 2 AND 3, whoo-whoo! I pulled a fast one and mixed things up on my buds today by posting in the afternoon, and 2 days apart instead of my usual 3 or 4. Keepin’ Mah Peeps on their toes. As to these bords, I’m really keeping only the ones that I deem top-notch. Nothing but the finest programming over here in Funstertown.
On 1 July 2009 at 8:34 pm sheila said,
I once had a crunch on a guy! His name was Nestle. I think he was french. lol
sheila’s last blog post..Wordless Wednesday – After The Storm
On 1 July 2009 at 9:01 pm Lance said,
Hey Jannie,
#15…way too funny! Who designed that keyboard, anyway?
Keep on bein’ that rebel you are Jannie (you’re sucha great member in the joy rebel army!)
Lance’s last blog post..Set The Rebel Free
On 1 July 2009 at 9:08 pm TheWeyrd1 said,
snicker…
ps…TOO MANY blue bunnies.
TheWeyrd1’s last blog post..Wednesday’s Wine – Harlow Ridge Cabernet Sauvignon, 2006
On 1 July 2009 at 9:09 pm Caity said,
Haha I love these posts. The last one is pretty darn awesome.
Caity’s last blog post..It never sleeps but I do!
On 1 July 2009 at 9:11 pm Aimee said,
I love these posts! Number 15 is a gut-buster. It’s amazing how one wrong letter can change a sentence’s meaning altogether.
Aimee’s last blog post..Wild Woman
On 1 July 2009 at 9:28 pm Cathy said,
OMG–too funny! I love #3!
On 1 July 2009 at 9:38 pm Barbara Swafford said,
Oh Jannie,
Thank you again for the laugh. I love your “bord” posts. On this one I am still laughing at, “frame my CD and hang it on your panty wall…” That’s cute.
Barbara Swafford’s last blog post..Finding Pleasure In Ordinary Things
On 1 July 2009 at 9:57 pm Talon said,
I wonder if Jay Leno has a chinsaw on his wish list? Hmmm….
Talon’s last blog post..Happy Birthday, Canada!
On 1 July 2009 at 10:12 pm Patricia said,
Oh so funny – thank you – you inspire me to laff!
and wave my Magic Want
Patricia’s last blog post..The Magic WANT!
On 1 July 2009 at 11:49 pm Davina said,
Hi Jannie. I love these posts! And the comments are hilarious too — you’ve created some monsters Jannie
Sheila and her Nestle crunch guy — too funny.
Davina’s last blog post..Guest Post: Three Shades of Happiness
On 2 July 2009 at 2:06 am J.D. Meier said,
#3 should be Pepsi’d up, right?
You gotta admit, there are some product ideas lurking in there, from chinsaws, to kinky Canons, and panty walls.
J.D. Meier’s last blog post..Crucial Moments
On 2 July 2009 at 2:44 am SnaggleTooth said,
Hmm, what piece of furniture can be built using a chinsaw? Boo Bunny needs hop waders… Panty wall is sure to be googled soon! Where were you feeling Norman? I can’t seem to get thru one of these without involuntarily cracking up- Good job!
SnaggleTooth’s last blog post..Beautiful Blue
On 2 July 2009 at 6:10 am robbi said,
Frinstiol;I did but note that Numero Quindici was , and I quote:” So glad you finally got my VD”, must have been a classy strain what say?
robbi’s last blog post..ink marks on a blank page Monday 29th June
On 2 July 2009 at 6:17 am Miles McClagan said,
I found this entire poust heelarious…
Obviously that was a deliberate typo, if I really typed like that, I’d be ready to join Twitter…
Miles McClagan’s last blog post..Melbourne The interlude – Fitzgeralds burns the toast
On 2 July 2009 at 6:53 am Lynn said,
Thanks for the shout-out, my friend! Darn touchy economy.
Lynn’s last blog post..Protector, welcome and young reader
On 2 July 2009 at 7:31 am Jannie said,
Yo there Peeps
What up, What up?
Gotta go now, get
that java in my cup!
I’ll be back
at half-past nine,
And we can all
get into some wine.
(lame)
On 2 July 2009 at 8:40 am Dot said,
I’m glad no one got your VD, but my favorite has to be “assless hop-waders.”
Dot’s last blog post..My Mother Has Passed
On 2 July 2009 at 9:29 am Paige said,
I just don’t know where you get this stuff from. What were you thinking?
never mind, I don’t want to know.
Joy is always around us and to have a special day for it. Nice
Paige’s last blog post..Ugly – Bugly
On 2 July 2009 at 9:55 am Positively Present said,
Yay for Joy Rebel day!
And thanks for posting those typos. They’re very funny!
Positively Present’s last blog post..life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness
On 2 July 2009 at 11:27 am Vered - MomGrind said,
I love your typo posts. They never fail to make me smile!
Vered – MomGrind’s last blog post..Truth In Advertising
On 2 July 2009 at 1:26 pm Tess The Bold Life said,
Jannie,
Did you get the buns worked out of Wordpress 2.8 yet? These are crazy fun. Thanks for sharing and I need to get in on the joy rebel. I’m a day late this time.
Tess The Bold Life’s last blog post..A Bold, Bright & Happy Summer
On 2 July 2009 at 1:28 pm Sara said,
Jannie,
You never fail at making me laugh. My favorites were
7. You could always frame my CD and hang it on your panty wall to think of me each time you go for the sugah, Sugah.(I’m still laughing at this one)
14. Dud, you could totally make that your default
Gravatar. (this one took me a second)
And your comment # 20 was NOT lame…if I could write the way you do…but it’s that something special you’ve got and it belongs only to you:~)
Sara’s last blog post..The Second Chance
On 2 July 2009 at 2:04 pm Jannie said,
Wow, what a wonderful bunch o peeps speaking here today.
Sheila: I loves me some Nestle Crunch. And would you believe I just ate some dark chocolate with almonds in it, made by Whole Foods.
Lance: Good question! Who did design that keyboard? Kelly thinks it should be in alphabetical order.
Hey Weyrd1: Yeah, a sea of Blue bunnies! My poor lonely wood duck, he is so sad. He actually packed his bag and went to Albuquerque.
Caity: Well, I do aim to please! And picking only the kream of the krops!
Aimee: That one I howled at too, #15. It was to a gal in Canada, who finally got the CD I sent after like 14 days en route.
Cathy: Well, hi there, mystery person! Who are you? Do you have a blog? Welcome and come back again, real soon, ya hear?!
Barbara: I actually looked for a photo via Google for a “panty wall” but nothing good came up. But I like the wok one.
Talon: lol! He does have a good jaw area on him. Poor Jay, I hope he’s under general anesthesia should he ever go for the chin saw.
Patricia: I like your magic want post! It made me want to sit and write a list of Ten Things For My Continued Musical Success, which I do need to write.
Davina: These are fun to let you guys in on!
J.D. I was thinking Dr Pepper. Just kiddin’ — never touch the stuff! I go for that Whole Foods natural cola stuff. And if I hadn’t just now downed a slice of their chocolate, I might crack one open.
Snag: Let me think? Something with lots of “facia” boards, or I should say bords. groannnnn.
Oh, and me and Norman – in the broom closet, of course! 
Robbi: I’m gonna take that as a compliment! I’m so classy, yes, even my diseases are desirable.
Miles: Welcome back. Thanks for being such a good friend. What? You’re not on Twitter yet??
Lynn: I kinda like those touchy-feely economies, tho!
Yo Jannie, how’s the wine???
Dot: You should see me in those things! I can catch salmon and trout while hopping on either one or both legs. A video-worthy moment if ever there were one!
Paige: It’s my fingers, all my nimble fingers. Are you going to jump on the Joy Rebel band wagon too?? It’s the next great thing, you know.
Hey Dani, are you rebelling too? I bet you are! Glad I could give you a smile today.
Hey Vered: Glad to make you smile, indeed. What the world needs now are smiles, sweet smiles.
Tess: Yesterday was just the kick-off for Joy Rebellion. The festival is still in full swing. And of course, the rebellion never stops. Yep, my Wordpress now has Buns Of Steel! (I actually had that VHD tape, awesome, awesome program! Did you ever do that one?)
Sara: A panty wall would make that morning choice a bit simpler perhaps. And thanks for your lovely approbation of my little poem, Dud! Appreciate it.
And off I go now to do weird things.
xo
On 2 July 2009 at 3:04 pm debbie said,
These crack me up every time. Mostly because I am always making them myself!
debbie’s last blog post..I’m thinking that "You’re So Vain" song was not written about a mother
On 2 July 2009 at 4:50 pm Liara Covert said,
Jannie, as a person chooses to feel worthy and loved, then that person always realizes he or she does more than enough in every area of their lives. Spasms for anything other than healthy humour are minimized.
Liara Covert’s last blog post..Hear of Smudgeface?
On 3 July 2009 at 10:40 am Jannie said,
Hey, Debbie thanks for popping by again! Loved your mother bird post today.
Liara: I think I’ve got my spasms under control now!
On 3 July 2009 at 11:14 am Valerie said,
My favorite was reaching out and feeling Norman. Norman must be feelin’ fine with all that touchin’ and all. Hope he stays clear of the vd.
On 3 July 2009 at 1:06 pm Natural said,
what’s up Jannie, i’m out of hibernation, doggoneit! i read those typos like what the problem is. looks good to me, had you not pointed them out. lol
i drool over everything canon myself.
Natural’s last blog post..Why Wait, Buy Now!
On 3 July 2009 at 2:22 pm Jannie said,
Yo Valerie! Yes, I think Norman be feeling lots of love, hee, hee.
Natural, you too! Those typos can be sneaky sometimes, indeed! A Canon, a Canon I wants me a Canon – and WILL make it happen.
On 4 July 2009 at 7:48 am Liara Covert said,
Jannie, no such thing as spasms. You are perfect as you are.
On 4 July 2009 at 12:22 pm phd in yogurtry said,
If there’s an extra VD for the giving away, I’m game.
On 4 July 2009 at 12:26 pm doggybloggy said,
hilarious post-
doggybloggy’s last blog post..quinoa french toast
On 4 July 2009 at 12:51 pm Jannie said,
Liara: Well, that is a wonderful way to look at things indeed. I’ll be sure not to change a hair on me.
phd in yogourtry, welcome! How good of you to come off the running trail and pop by. I will be having another give-away for something here in the not-too-distant future and a CD could be a part of it, yes.
Oh, and may I say your full-body girdles are nothing short of feasts for the eyes?
And welcome to doggy bloggy too! Are the pork chops done? The potatoes whipped ever so finely with a certain je ne sais quoi of butter on top? The balsamic ready to pour? I’m ready, got my napkin all tucked in. Sittin’ at the table!
On 4 July 2009 at 1:46 pm JC said,
Jannine, saw your comments on sarahealy.com and liked the Chris DeBurg music. Since I’m a chef I liked “Am I investing the same time and energy in my wok as in my personal life?”
On 5 July 2009 at 2:26 am SnaggleTooth said,
I wants me a 10pxl someday… but for now I make do with a 5pxl Kodak, cause it was cheap re-furbushed on Craigs list.
Read them again n laughed again-
SnaggleTooth’s last blog post..Independence
On 5 July 2009 at 6:57 am Kim Woodbridge said,
You wouldn’t believe how many people I’ve helped with the WordPress buns – and I’m not even much of a cook.
Kim Woodbridge’s last blog post..(Anti) Social-Lists 7/5/09
On 5 July 2009 at 9:42 am Jannie said,
JC Mystery Man or Woman, how nice of you to drop by and say such a lovely thing. Chris DeBurg is such a big talent and his song “Say Good-Bye To It All,” just never fails to get me in such a great mood. Thanks for popping by.
Hey Snag: 5px is not a bad camera, and of course what you do with it through your talented eye is just magic. When you got The Eye you’re already 97% there.
Yo Kim: What’s your secret? Or secrets? Let the plug-in dough rise adequately twice? A touch of real butter in the HTML? Keepin’ up with the latest Wordpress recipes?
On 5 July 2009 at 11:07 am Carla said,
lol, always funny. Thanks for the laughs.
Carla’s last blog post..Big Celebrations
On 5 July 2009 at 1:27 pm Jannie said,
Hey, Carla-girl. Always great to see you here, hope you’re super-great today!
On 7 July 2009 at 3:20 pm MiaHysteria said,
Nice. Reminds me…not a typo, but still the same thing.
Talking to my dad about plants. Trying to tell him we were thinking of getting a clematis. He told me it’s not a clematis, it was chlamydia I was looking for.
Um. No.
MiaHysteria’s last blog post..Not Me Monday ~ 7-6-09
On 12 July 2009 at 11:37 am Holly Jahangiri said,
I thought bullies “ganging up” on my kid was bad enough; now, I realize there’s something worse: bullies “gagging up” on your child! Eeek. Almost tossed my cookies on that typo.
Hilarious list. Love it. And I found your blog from your comment at Problogger’s – I was so impressed with your attitude towards “Anonymous” that I just had to drop by and get acquainted. In the words of Arnold the Infamous: “I’ll be back.”
Holly Jahangiri’s last blog post..Alaska: White Pass & Yukon Route, Skagway
On 12 July 2009 at 1:19 pm Jannie said,
Hey, Mia. You slipped in there for a comment, sorry I’d missed you. LOVE that clamydia slip-up, lol. Just as cute as the things kids say. Oh – that reminds me, a grown man we know told us of his male cat going to the vet for uterus work.
Hey Holly, my new BFF! I mmust say Anonymous was a god-send really. Now that I’m getting so all-fired enlightened and stuff, I look to all situations to see what I can learn. As my wonderful blogger friend, Liara Covert has taught me — there are no “Difficult People,” only teachers. Amen! Liara’s at
http://blog.dreambuilders.com.au/journal/
I highly recommend her blog!
On 30 July 2009 at 4:41 pm Katie West/The Levity Coach said,
Holy Shot,
Im still laffing at nummer #3.
Katie —The LQ or maybe it is DQ