Funny SEO Keyword Searches, 4

Funny Searches | Posted by Jannie on 5 August 2009 @ 8:36 AM 47 Comments

And now the July 2009 edition of “interesting phrases” people typed to find their way to Funsterland…

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— did shirley temple do crazy things
— turn up your hearing aid
— my hairbrush is down my girdle
— have you tried brabuddy
— I’m seeing the #44 all the time — what does it mean
— is there cinnamon in miracle whip
— hanging wedgie videos
— she had freckles on her but she was nice
— thank you poem for a school bus driver
— sugar lady is too fat for me
— milking cow songs
— my girlfriend puts quarters in her bra
— “girdle boy” stories
— big ass kim pictures
— bra connection wedgie pics
— i am walking in a diner doo doo doo lyrics
— funny things you couldn’t make up
— debbie shore legs
— a poem of feeling a sofa
— bra welder
— can poltergeists take things
— how to lift your spirits with the right bra
— I’m wearing my fishing waders for Christmas
— large lady videos
— my dog ate dried potpourri
— pain in the butt coworker poem
— the stylist noticed my husband’s bra while perming my hair
— reviews of twinkle dentist
— satan in a thong, lord knows she’ll do you wrong lyrics
— sentimental jannie lyrics
— you look pretty in a tree poem
— yard decorations with bowling balls

There are more of these weird searches in Funny SEO 1, Funny SEO 2, and Funny SEO 3.

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  • 1

    On 8 August 2009 at 10:22 pm

    MiaHysteria said, 

    Too funny. But then again…that’s exactly why they got to you!

  • 2

    On 9 August 2009 at 4:57 am

    Jannie said, 

    Ribbon: You naughty, naughty girl! Well, all I can add is keep these coming, will ya!!

    Joaquin: Holy father of flying dobros — I know! She had freckles but she was nice. She had a few zits but she didn’t have lice.

    Mia: Funny is as funny does, the freaks come out and cause a buzz. I have no idea – but it does rhyme.

  • 3

    On 9 August 2009 at 7:00 am

    Natural said, 

    now this is funny:

    – satan in a thong, lord knows she’ll do you wrong lyrics

    i love reading other people’s weird search words that people use to find their blog. nope. i still didn’t figure it out. just as well though.

  • 4

    On 9 August 2009 at 9:52 am

    Jannie said, 

    Natural: I’m back, having sleeped 3 more hours. Satan in a thong. I used to wear thong undies – they are satanic in their wedgiefulness.

  • 5

    On 9 August 2009 at 7:08 pm

    Morgan said, 

    Haha, these are hilarious! :) When I read these things I always wonder what other sites they found and if they managed to find what they were actually looking for…

    “sugar lady is too fat for me”


  • 6

    On 9 August 2009 at 8:06 pm

    Jannie said, 

    Hi Morgan! I can’t wait to see what I’ll find in my analytics at the end of August, I just couldn’t make these things up, I swear! I have a song “Sugar Lady,” so that’s obviously how that one came about… but the too fat for me part?? I’m actually down to about 120 lbs now, lost 5 lbs!

  • 7

    On 19 August 2009 at 8:03 am

    Betty said, 

    I recently came across your blog and have been reading along. I thought I would leave my first comment. I don’t know what to say except that I have enjoyed reading. Nice blog. I will keep visiting this blog very often.


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