Like a bord on a wire, 10 — Funny Typos, Double Cod Edition!
Funny Typos | Posted by Jannie on 31 August 2009 @ 6:38 AM 45 Comments
photo credit: reelfishin.com
1. Dang, when I hit publish I keep getting raw HTML cod.
2. I never miss a post over at Barbara’s Blogging without a log
log photo credit: Willis Jumps (he really does!) (Sorry, Willis. Lame I know.)
3. Yes, grocery hopping with kids can be a real trip to the hell store.
4. Plus, he’s a real nice guy to boot. [This was about Lance!]
5. Such an artistic world you’ve crated for yourself.
6. Lovin’ your new Edgar Allan Pie gravatar. [To Joaquin, of course -- Joaquin the amazing poet.]
7. It’s important to feel god about yourself in order to get the most out of any relationship.
8. I was so tired reading last night the limes all started blurring together.
9. Friends, get out there and comment on blobs, okay?!
10. If I had any untattooed sin left on me, this post would be on it.
11. The world needs your infections enthusiasm for life.
12. Bloggers are such super-mice peeps.
mouse photo credit: Eric Juke
13. To make a long story shot… [a guest bord by Davina, a Great Life Coach]
14. She was very lung-winded. [another guest bord by that Great Life Coach!]
[If YOU wish to submit YOUR best guest typos for publication consideration and some linky-luv, just contact me. I will love sharing the ones that grab me the most]
15. I will love sharing the ones that garb me the most.
16. Why not hit the Stubble It button?
17. I haven’t been to a nightclub in ears.
18. And the funny thigh about it is I don’t even own fishnets.
19. Don’t worry — I’m sure you’ve been brining up your kids just fine since the git-go.
20. Darn Blogger keeps rejecting my passcod.
Here is the entire series thus far, in case you are interested. 
Funny Typos 10… Funny Typos 9… Funny Typos 8… Funny Typos 7… Funny Typos 6… Funny Typos 5… Funny Typos 4… Funny Typos 3… Funny Typos 2… Funny Typos 1…
On 31 August 2009 at 8:31 am Tammy said,
So am I the first one to comment?
On 31 August 2009 at 8:36 am Tammy said,
Oh by the way, my boss was telling me about a typo he made in his weekend notes. I must add these notes go through many hands. Our agency head is a Dr. So these notes went everywhere. He wrote, “so we had a problem over the weekend because Tim did not cover his SHIT.” He meant to say, “Tim did not cover his shift.”
The funny part however, was that his notes wound up in the hands of the CEO of the company. Ben (my supervisor) said he was sweating bullets when he bumped into the CEO while at the agency. And he says to him, “So you are the one that wrote shit in your notes. You are my new hero.”
Ha Ha
On 31 August 2009 at 8:41 am Glenn Buttkus said,
blue bunnie, to see sainte augusteene means that August and summer are nearly over, and it is time to get ready for the rain coming to Austin by the trainloads. You will move from drought to flood zone in a Texas minute.
Jannie, wow, up to 10 Editions of BORD ON A WIRE. The Funster edition book is getting closer by the typos, enit? And thanks for adding some images to the cool typos. It helps the over all product, the laughter, the mirth, the joyousness of the Funster moment. I loved all those Kelly quotes on the former post, though did not get a chance to weigh in on them. Art Linkletter, “kids say the dangest things” indeed.
Glenn
On 31 August 2009 at 9:35 am Dot said,
Holy mackerel! I mean cod. How do your typos end up being so funny and mine are just mixed-up letters?
On 31 August 2009 at 9:46 am Talon said,
I think there are some nightclubs that would be improved if we could visit them without ears – lol!
Great way to start a sunny Monday! Thanks, Jannie.
On 31 August 2009 at 10:28 am Mama Zen said,
Jannie, #3 is hilarious and accurate!
On 31 August 2009 at 10:51 am Lynn said,
My favorite is #10: If I had any untattooed sin left on me, this post would be on it.
Even without the typo, that’s funny!
On 31 August 2009 at 12:34 pm Tess The Bold Life said,
Humor on a Monday morning I love it! Thanks for the fun Funster:)
On 31 August 2009 at 1:26 pm Paige said,
Me too on Number 1;*}. the bestest part is when I read ‘em I have a hard time seeing the O’s
I think that means you went to my highschool as we all missed spelled the same words.
Happy Monday
On 31 August 2009 at 1:42 pm Jannie said,
Yep, Yammy. You’re Number One!! And don’t you want a link to your site? I roared at your little story, boss has a great sense of humor.
Deere Glenn: my jannie saide it wuz a song by dob bylan? and gleene, it is neber too late to way in on enny postes, my jannie reedes the kommints on alls of dem.
Dot: You notice I have not posted one of these in like, 8 weeks? They are getting rarer and rarer for the new ones. Yet, I perservere.
Talon: I lost 457 ear cells one night in Vancouver at a dance club. Yet, I keep on going.
Mama Z: Do you prefer the one or two foot grocery hopping? I like the one-foot kind, and alternate them.
Lynn: I believe that was on one of Liara Covert’s posts, I so love here words of wisdom there.
Tess: Glad you popped in and went away a happy customer. Or is it costumer?
Paige: I went to the high school for the perpetually lost, misguided and generally confused. Sound familiar?
And now, I’m off to a secret activity. hee, hee, hee.
On 31 August 2009 at 1:48 pm Vered - Blogger for Hire said,
I love your typo-posts. They are such a great way to start the week!
On 31 August 2009 at 2:03 pm Aimee said,
As always…so very funny. Thanks for posting these Jannie. I always seem to find these posts just when I’m in the need of a good laugh.
On 31 August 2009 at 2:27 pm Chris Edgar | Purpose Power Coaching said,
Grocery-hopping — it’s the equivalent of bar-hopping when you’ve got underage friends.
On 31 August 2009 at 2:30 pm Barbara Swafford said,
Hey Jannie Girl,
I can see why you’re getting so many Stumbles on this (as you mentioned in your comment on my blog). As always, your typos are funny and are also a great reminder blogging should never be taken too seriously.
Keep up the great work.
Happy 10th Bord on a wire.
& thank you for the mention (#2)
On 31 August 2009 at 3:17 pm debbie said,
Every time I make a mistake in my commenting, I think of you! Isn’t that flattering?
On 31 August 2009 at 4:21 pm Lance said,
Edgar Allen Pie…I love pie! And the Edgar Allen variety sounds rhymingly yummy in my tummy…
Okay, I’m off to snack…see you later, alligator…
Now I can’t stop the rhyme…as long at I get my “key lime”…
Bu-bye Jannie…I’m off to find my mini-vannie…
On 31 August 2009 at 4:42 pm Shay said,
I hate when the limes start blurring.
As for blobs, don’t they say that blobs have more fun?
On 31 August 2009 at 7:18 pm Yaya said,
These are too funny!
On 31 August 2009 at 7:31 pm sheila said,
Oh my God Jannie, you frickin crack me up. Hysterical post! Blahhhhaaaa haaaaa!
btw, I comment on just about every blob I go to.
You’re a riot.
On 31 August 2009 at 7:39 pm Jannie said,
Hey Vered: Wish I could start every week for you like this, but I’d probably have to be on computer 24 -7 to get these.
Aimee: Always in need of laffs, eh?
Chris: That’s it! We go from market to market in search of the perfect finds.
Barbara: It was actually the post just prior to this, the one called “Yes Kids Do Say The Darndest Things” — and it’s up to over 3000 hits now, not bad for one little post. I think kid sweetness resonates.
Debbie: Flattering for me, maybe a nightmare for you?
Lance: You sound like you love your food, as do I! Those key limes don’t start blurring in your eyes when you try to read, do they? And glad you are not at all mad about me wanting to boot you.
Hey, a Grannie Jannie mini vannie?
Shay: I was a blob for some years, it was fun but not as fun as sucking on limes filled with tequila.
Yaya: TOO funny, sorry — I’ll try to tone them down for ya.
Sheila: Well, this mini-riot is not really planned, I guess I’m just an observer of my own condition, and of course with my slightly twisted mind I see strange patterns forming… And how many blobs have you commented on today? I think I’ve been to about 30.
On 31 August 2009 at 9:27 pm Lance said,
Hey, how can I get mad at you? Besides, if I did, would I ever get to ride in the Grannie Jannie mini vannie, sittin’ on my fannie…
On 31 August 2009 at 9:35 pm Robin said,
Perhaps you could be Jannie Wordster? This is the funniest blob on the internits – and I’m gonna Stubble it!
On 31 August 2009 at 10:15 pm MiaHysteria said,
Bloggers *are* really nice peeps!
On 1 September 2009 at 3:33 am J.D. Meier said,
Nothing beats a slice of Edgar Allan Pie.
You have an artful way for fun. There’s an awful lot of clever behind every twist.
On 1 September 2009 at 10:52 am Lena said,
Jannie – this post has just sorted out my lethargy from a sleepless night! There’s nothing more refreshing than a good giggle…..blob!
On 1 September 2009 at 11:17 am Jannie said,
Lance: You mean your handy-dandy Grannie Jannie mini Vannie Fannie? (Gol, if people didn’t already know us they’d run screaming from this site.
Robin: Jannie Wordster. Yep, the curse is mine to enjoy. And share. Ahhh, thanks for Stumbling me. This post of mine from last week… http://www.janniefunster.com/2009/08/28/yes-kids-do-say-the-darndest-things/ has had over 3000 hits now! Holy cow. I’d love to have more of Kelly’s sweet sayings, but they have to unfold in their own time.
Mia: And YOU are one, case-in-point.
J.D. Yes! And I like mine with lettuce and tomatoes, Heinz 57 and french-fried potatoes. No — wait! That’s cheesebuster in paradise. Wrong food, whoops.
Lena: I am sorry to hear about your lack of sleep. Hope you sleep well tonight! I also had a bit of insomnia last night, yuck! But I’m off to get a chunk of Lindt’s cholate wafer now, that may help a lot.
On 1 September 2009 at 11:24 am Momisodes said,
LOL! I always love your lists.
I totally need to start to “feel god about myself”
On 1 September 2009 at 12:58 pm Heather Kephart said,
I love love LOVE these! Will Stumble indeed! In tweed!
On 1 September 2009 at 3:30 pm Jeanne said,
Jannie,
You are too funny! When I say that, I don’t mean for you to tone it down like you vowed to Alicia (Yaya). You see… I can’t just tell you that you’re “funny”. It’s just not sufficient. That’s why I say “too funny”. (I just scrolled up after saying that and saw that Alicia said the same thing). Haha… Great minds think alike.
Next time you post a picture of a computer mouse, can it be the electronic kind pretty please? That keyboard mouse creeped me out. (We live in the country and had a mouse in the house a couple of months back. Eew!) Thank you in advance for keeping my eyes and brain safe from creepy mouse pictures in the future.
Jeanne
P.S. Tammy’s work story is funny. Holy cow… the prior post has gotten 3000 hits? That’s awesome! Not really surprising considering how hilarious Kelly’s comments were, though.
On 1 September 2009 at 7:44 pm Caity said,
Haha I love these. You are hilarious.
On 2 September 2009 at 3:03 am SnaggleTooth said,
I busted a gut so many times here…
-hope folks don’t line up to boot Lance!
-do have lots of art crated in here, btw-
-could see those limes blurring!
-think the mouse is cute! Used to have some as pets when I was a teen, then started cats instead, can’t do both!
Stubble n ears, really got me-
Brining has me thinking of corned beef…mmm
What, this wasn’t about Cape Cod?
This reminds me I haven’t published Rypos in awhile-
On 2 September 2009 at 6:19 am Jannie said,
Momisodes: I think once you start hitting your 5th month you’ll be feeling like doing a triathlon? I hope so anyway.
Hugs.
Heather: Stumble this, Stumble that, just don’t trip and fall on your hat. (I fell on my hat yesterday and wrecked it.)
Jeanne
YOU are too funny. I guess you guys don’t have any pet mice or hamsters? We have lots of… Oh I won’t say it, so I don’t freak you out. Yep the post on the things Kelly said has now had over 3000 Stumbles! It is good to spread love.
Caity: Well… I just seem to catch them. I already had one for the next batch, instead of writing snow boot, I wrote snot boot.
Snaggle: I’ts all about Cape Cod, where my life revolves. Cod for me 3 meals a day and those little codsicles for snacks — heaven! roasted, toasted, sliced and diced cod in its wonderful forms. And I totally think it must have been abut YOU the artistic world you crated.
On 2 September 2009 at 8:36 am VeRonda said,
I don’t know what to say… LOL! This post was just wayyy too much. The fish overwhelmed me from the beginning. This is a crack up.
On 2 September 2009 at 1:27 pm Jannie said,
VeRonda: Funstering Management aims to please.
On 2 September 2009 at 2:35 pm Sara said,
Jannie — These are so funny! Now, that this is getting so poplar, I might just have to beggin to leave my own typos out there for you to find:~)
Seriously, I’m amazed at the funny things you find. My favorites are “bloggers are super-mice peeps” and “It’s important to feel god about yourself in order to get the most out of any relationship.”
Thanks for the laughs. Just what I needed today!
On 2 September 2009 at 3:50 pm Jannie said,
Sara, I’m so so glad you enjoyed these and your spirits were lifted. And hey, why not e-mail me some of your favorite typos and ones I love I’ll publish in future bord posts, with a link to you! Cool beans. Off now to publish my next post, then hop in the shower.
On 2 September 2009 at 6:58 pm Patricia said,
Jannie,
These are just great and good and fun and lifting and frivolous, and the pictures just add to the merriment
Bravo on a Monday Mirth Post!
I needed that!
On 2 September 2009 at 11:14 pm Thomma Lyn said,
AIIIII! Those are hilarious. Love the double-cod! And I enjoy commenting on blobs, too. LOL!
xoxoxoxo
On 3 September 2009 at 6:14 pm joaquin said,
e.a. pie! that would be a great nom de plumb. i can’t tell you how great these cod-dam things are.
(and thanks for the shlink-out*!)
On 4 September 2009 at 3:00 pm Jannie said,
Patricia: I will put more pix in future ones — it does add, doesn’t it?
Thomma: Does that make us Rorshach-ists, commenting on blobs?
I see a lot of bunnies, most of them blue in my blobs.
Joaquin, nothing like a big hunk of Edgar Allen Pie to start (or end,) a day!
On 4 September 2009 at 9:37 pm Natural said,
i love the funny typos posts. thanks for the laugh.
On 5 September 2009 at 12:19 am Joy said,
it sure is pretty where you are – green from nature not the other type – beautiful photos. Love the close ups of the flowers.
On 7 September 2009 at 10:55 am Davina said,
Hi Jannie. Well I’m about to head off on vacation in 10 min or so. And I’ve finally made it over here! “Such an artistic world you’ve crated for yourself.” THAT is hilarious. Ya can’t put creativity in a box right? Thanks for the linkies.
On 8 September 2009 at 9:55 am Jannie said,
natural: yay! I love them too 9obviously.) Stay tuned for more, i think I already have 5 or 6 collected for the next batch.
Joy! Great to see you. A joyous occasion to see you again. I could see you out on our trail a lot!
Davina. Ooo, vacation. Have fun and be safe. I am wonders where you go? Sees you soons!
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