Comments on: Just Plain What The Heck? — Funny Keyword Searches, 5

By: Jannie

Jannie — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 12:04:31 +0000

Hi Mia: Well, I have another set to post soon, from last month. I get such a kick out of them too. Always great to see you here, Beautiful Lady. You are always in my heart.

By: MiaHysteria

MiaHysteria — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 04:48:57 +0000

LOL. These always crack me up.

(sorry I’ve been gone so long).
.-= MiaHysteria´s last blog ..The Ups and Downs =-.

By: Jannie

Jannie — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 20:48:49 +0000

Liara, that list is HILARIOUS!!! Thanks for sharing. I laughed so much. I can certainly relate to number six and having so much useless junk in the garage. Number 8 and the hotdog dilemma too – it boggles me on many an occasion – weekly, actually. And number 10 I think can be explained if the passenger is blind? But still, that is pretty dumb.

Sheila: That did seem to be the one most people liked, so there you have it again!! I guess the dog got into the roll-ups,and they probably landed here from my post about our weiner dog getting into the Hallowe’en chocolate.

By: sheila

sheila — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 22:05:28 +0000

Okay, I just LOVE that pic of Kelly in the restaurant! lol. Everytime i see it it brings me joy.

And who the hell feeds their dog fruit roll ups? DUH

By: Liara Covert

Liara Covert — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 19:20:29 +0000

Thought-provoking stuff, Jannie. Consider these;

1. Only in America……can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America……are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America……do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America……do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America……do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America……do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America……do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won’t miss a call from someone we didn’t want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America……do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

9. Only in America……do we use the word ‘politics’ to describe the process so well: ‘Poli’ in Latin meaning ‘many’ and ‘tics’ meaning’ bloodsucking creatures’.

10. Only in America……do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.