Like a bord on a wire, 12 — Funny Typos
Funny Typos 44 Comments
Posted by Jannie on 26 October 2009
WARNING!! This post is rated PG-14. Enter at your own risk, as neither Funstering Management Inc. nor Blue Bunny Bloging Manigmints Ltd., nor their heirs or assigns can or will be held liable for trauma inflicted to readers by this blog post from this day forward. And such. Amen.
– FMI and BBBML.
Now on with my latest typos!
1. It was just the first thing that poped into my head.
2. Why is there Braille at the drive-up baking window?
3. Thanks for your kind and loving swords here today.
4. I live for tartar sauce on my crap cakes.
5. I have no idea — you’d have to ask my bother-in-law, the expert.
6. I might have to wait here all afternoon for the A/C and hating guy.
7. Does Jannie want to spread her blogging love to ever farter corners of the earth?
8. Does Jannie yearn to see her annual Google Adsense revenue skyrocket from $100 to pissibly $105 ??
9. Oy, I’ve got too mush on the brain again.
photo credit: chocolate work
10. About 4:00 p.m. is usually when I start carving chocolate.
11. Any great tasing non-meat meat is always a winner in my book.
12. Every night I lay my tender head upon a satan pillow case.
13. Wheat brings you into the bank today, Sir?
14. I’ve heard about a Wordpress plug-in you can sue to schedule regular blog back-ups.
15. It was a sight to fest my eyes upon.
16. I’m generally having way too much fin on a regular basis
17. Are you reassing your fashion sense?
18. HE LOOKS JUST LIKE YOU!!! Have you a twine brother??
19. There is absolutely no downside to kids learning marital arts.
20. Nothing but the finest of beer and pasties for this blogger.
And below… my udder typos posts.
Funny Typos 11… Funny Typos 10… Funny Typos 9… Funny Typos 8… Funny Typos 7… Funny Typos 6… Funny Typos 5… Funny Typos 4… Funny Typos 3… Funny Typos 2… Funny Typos 1…
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On 26 October 2009 at 8:37 am Glenn Buttkus said,
Well, I shall launch this comment hoping to be Number One with the dancing fingers yet again, but hey, by the time I finish it, someone, or several someones will have
beat me to the bar. Gosh, where did you find that pic of pasties? Tassels and all that, long before exotic dancers were allowed to show the regal nipple, they all, in the 40’s and 50’s had to wear those pasties. They would twirl them, sometimes together, sometimes in counter point. I guess that is your pair, right, so that when you fling a bra on the walking path, or in the supermarket parking lot, you can not be cited for indecent exposure. Kids learning “marital arts”, now that one is black and blue sicko, and of course, funny too. I lived on a farm (my typo was “I loved on a farm”) as a pre-teen, and the facts of life, love, and death were more apparent to us, and easier to fathom. Though if my first marriage to my practice wife was any indicator, I did not learn my lessons well as a kid. I guess a twine brother is something like a hemp husband or a string cousin, eh? For sure, here in Funsterland, Jannie gives great “Fin”, perhaps the best fin one can find. Everyday is a “fest” here in Funsterville, more fin than in New Orjeans, enit? Wheat takes me to Wal Mart–ragweed sends me to the bank. Do you have satan pajamas and satan sheets to go with that pillow case?
There is a bit of the devil in you, for sure. When I have a cold, such as now, I can’t really “tase” anything; real bummer. You can carve chocolate if you wish, I’d rather carve ice cream or puddin. About three days every week I get mush-brain to go along with mush-mouth. It comes from being married to a Texican. It is the only way to communicate some times. “Pissibly” that was the cruelest cut of them all, or so my Melva would say. We of the Funster mantle will go to the fartest corners of the globe to find, to enjoy, to feast upon
the humor ferreted out by Queen Jannie on a regular basis. The real problem with the A/C and hating guy is they make you wait so damned long, then they show up all sour puss and vitreolic; takes the smile right out of your heart. My sister is divorced, and since she is my only sister, then I do not have to bother with a bother-in-law any more. Zorro had the first “loving sword”. I have one too, only I carve a “J” with my blade. The thing about drive up baking windows is that they always have excess flour all over them, and the tactual alphabet makes it easier to order stuff. I wonder, in private, if the Pope ever pimps out his popemobile?
Glenn
Glenn Buttkus´s last blog ..Maestro Mysterious
On 26 October 2009 at 9:42 am Talon said,
I’ve always found a spoonful of tartar sauce makes a crap cake go down beautifully!
I can totally see you carving some chocolate masterpiece while wearing awesome pasties after a crazy bra-flinging episode
Talon´s last blog ..A bird in the hand
On 26 October 2009 at 9:50 am Lynn said,
“I might have to wait here all afternoon for the A/C and hating guy.” I hate waiting for them all afternoon, too.
Lynn´s last blog ..Shadows and light, a red one and just right
On 26 October 2009 at 11:03 am Tess The Bold Life said,
The chocolate typo is hilarious. I went on an Alaskan cruise and at midnight they had a huge chocolate bar. I was so tired and full from the dinner feast I didn’t attend.
My sister’s tried so hard to get me out of my bunk but I just didn’t care. One brought me back a chocolate mouse that I gobbled down the next morning.
I only saw all the carvings of chocolate in the photos they shared on returning home. It was simply amazing. I still don’t regret going. I’m not either into chocolate or don’t care if mine is carved or not!
Tess The Bold Life´s last blog ..Taking Bold Steps To Live Fully
On 26 October 2009 at 11:13 am sheila said,
I had to read #5 10 times before I realized the misspell was brother, lol. DOH! I have bother in laws too.
sheila´s last blog ..Giveaway! Aventine Hill Bath Emporium!
On 26 October 2009 at 11:34 am vered | blogger for hire said,
Hehe these are great. Especially the “marital arts for kids” one.
vered | blogger for hire´s last blog ..Women Love Pink
On 26 October 2009 at 11:52 am Gh Blogger said,
Wow. I am glad I hoped into this siteweb. I just made my laughter of the day on a very hilarious note. Thanks a thousand for sharing with us and the world in large. Hehe
On 26 October 2009 at 12:01 pm Paige said,
# 7 you said farting….LOL really loud with a snort!
Blue Bunny you were the cutest, well Lil Kelly was pretty cute in RL too an Mr. Funster was three, and Jannie was four, ah heck all y’All were great!
loved it!!!!!!
Paige´s last blog ..Stuff and About the weekend
On 26 October 2009 at 12:39 pm Chris Edgar | Purpose Power Coaching said,
Bother-In-Law sounds like a hilarious ’80s screwball comedy where the late John Candy plays the brother-in-law who moves into the hapless couple’s house and wacky slapstick antics ensue.
On 26 October 2009 at 1:22 pm amydeanne said,
i carve chocolate after 4 too! lol fun list!
amydeanne´s last blog ..intercultural
On 26 October 2009 at 2:09 pm Nadia - Happy Lotus said,
Hi Jannie,
This had me laughing so much which I so much needed this afternoon. Thank you for being you and for sharing your light with all of us!
Nadia – Happy Lotus´s last blog ..What Do You Know For Certain?
On 26 October 2009 at 2:23 pm Jannie said,
What do ya say?
Are all my peeps
having fun today?
I’m out carousing
and drinking beer
but sooner than later,
I’ll mosey back here.
So Romper — Stomper– Domper — Doo
Leave a comment and I’ll catch up with you.
On 26 October 2009 at 3:13 pm Cricket-Tammy said,
Hey there Jannie….I see you are still posting things that make me smile!
Thank you for opening you happy life with each of us!
Hugs.
Cricket-Tammy´s last blog ..Yesterday…
On 26 October 2009 at 4:07 pm Barbara Swafford said,
Hi Jannie,
As always your typos bring me a smile or laugh. What a great way to start the week. Thank you!
Pasties you say?
On 26 October 2009 at 5:03 pm Patricia said,
I think many of societies problems could be solved if all kids learned to carve chocolate and marital arts were learned later in life.
I had to really proof read to not make more spelling errors because I am laughing so loudly and snorting!
Maybe I am bi-polar, I was so sad at Nadia’s post today and now laughing so hard…thank you
Patricia´s last blog ..Korny Zucchini Pizza
On 26 October 2009 at 5:19 pm Miladysa said,
“She licked her hips”
I read that one today – funny eh?
Miladysa´s last blog ..RoYds – Part 17
On 26 October 2009 at 6:15 pm Rosie said,
Thats so funny Jannie, these bords just keep getting better every time! How has my favorite bother-in-law been doing lately, anyway? love you sis! xox
On 26 October 2009 at 7:45 pm Karyn and Barkaly said,
I just have to say number 3 is the best.
On 26 October 2009 at 8:04 pm SnaggleTooth said,
MMmm Crap Cakes-
My Son-in-law is a heating guy, n he hates it too! Especailly emergency calls interupting dinner-
No corner is safe from farters.
Wheat brings you into the bank today? Bread, of course!
There were twine brothers in “Mouse House” the movie, btw-
What timing! Thanks for the laughs!
SnaggleTooth´s last blog ..Peak Leaf Peeping 2
On 26 October 2009 at 8:10 pm SnaggleTooth said,
Paige- That was a “Snart”!
SnaggleTooth´s last blog ..Peak Leaf Peeping 2
On 26 October 2009 at 11:41 pm Rose DesRochers said,
Taking off my crown. Passing it to you. I step down as typo queen.
Rose DesRochers´s last blog ..Dressing as a woman for halloween
On 27 October 2009 at 8:30 am Glenn Buttkus said,
Bord on a Wire #12. Gosh, that “book” is really taking form, enit? One day you will have to get one of the other authors to review your books, for there will be several of them by the looks of things. As always, thanks for the stops and comments over at my site; they always flip me out. Or maybe, like the reviews of I NEED A MAN, you can just share them here, or link to them. But, hey, you have to get the books published first. I’m getting a little ahead of myself, or of you, or of the moment. Are you the queen, the princess, the diva, or the jester; maybe all of them.
Glenn Buttkus´s last blog ..Watch
On 27 October 2009 at 8:53 am Katie West/The Levity Coach said,
My 4 year old daughter walked up when I was totally cracking up about the “carving chocolate” and she said, “what’s funny?” And I of course had to tell her about you, the post and laugh at the pictures. Thank you for being you, Jannie. How much do I love it. Katie
Katie West/The Levity Coach´s last blog ..The Power of Being One
On 27 October 2009 at 10:40 am Jannie said,
I had to put a ladder down and climb into that stinky mess to get him out. Luckily the hole is only about 6 feet deep so the ladder hit bottom and he’d managed to get himself up on a root off to the side and out of the water.
He’d only been in there less than 10 minutes, thank God. Heard the poor little bastard barking and whining down there. Took me a while to figure out where he was.
Gol’ dang! What a bit of a freak on this fine sunny morning.
But he’s safe and all is well.
Might hit the chocolate a tad early today.
Jeez.
Louise.
Anyway….. I need a bit of time to recoup from that and get the smell of sewage off me.
But you know I’ll be back soon because…
The blogging MUST go on!
On 27 October 2009 at 10:47 am Heather Kephart said,
I want that chocolate!! Lick, lick.
Love your funny typos. LIVE for them! Hey, at least the first thing didn’t poop into your head. But there’s another day…
Heather Kephart´s last blog ..NaNoWriMo
On 27 October 2009 at 12:31 pm Jannie said,
TALON!! Everybody now..
A spool full of tartar sauce
makes the crap cakes go down
the crap cakes go down
the crap cakes go down.
And whoa, what a visual on that end part you leave me with! Would that make a great cover for my second CD?? I’d sell millions, I do believe.
LYNN!! And as Glenn points out, when the hating guy finally shows up he’s all scowly and generally mad to be on the planet. Even after he drink the free beer I offer him he doesn’t even say thank you. How can one possibly kill someone like that with kindness?? (You know in France repairmen actually are offered and accept alcoholic drinks from the home owners?!)
BOLD BOLD TESS!! Okay, woman and I now owe you for youy typo of chocolate “mouse.” Did you do that on purpose?? Either way, it’s my 5th typo for the next batch, THANKS! Jim and I took a 10-day 10-island tour in ‘98. I gained a lb a day. We went on Carnival. Which line did you cruise with?
SHEILA!! That is a tricky one, but fun, eh?
VERED!! I take marital arts to mean the whole idea of sweet little things we can do for each other on a daily basis, the kind gestures that say “I Love You.”
GH BLOGGER!! I am so glad you hopped in here too, I very much like your website about blogging and that article on the 5 things you should ask yourself before hitting publish is one I recommend to all bloggers. I’m glad you got a chuckle out of these typos.
PAIGE!! I usually say “tooting’ but I guess my mind is just too naughty. We loved our visit with you guys too!!!!! Very very enjoyable. Probalby have my post about it up tomorrow or Thursday.
DEERE PAIGE!! hi, i wil nebber nebber forgit meating you casue it was so so wunnderfool! love, blue bunny.
POWERFUL PURPOSEFUL CHRIS!! I was thinking about John Candy a couple days ago. What a loss, too young, too soon to go. And yes, he wouldv’e shone in a bother-in-law movie for sure.
AMYDEANNE!! Today i was carving chocloit as soon as the dacshund make it out of the watery sinkhole alive. But I’m trying to hold off until 2:00 today!
HAPPY NADIA!! I am so glad you enjoyed these! When the newest batches are ready I’ll post them on Mondays, that does seem to be when most people need a laugh most. You are so welcome for me being me, you’ll really have to thank God for that. and thank YOU for being YOU!!
CRICKET-TAMMY!!! Hey! What a wonderful surprise to see your shiningness here again! i do think of you fondly. Goad to see you are keeping up your gorgeous photos over there. Yep, still carrying on over here too, and plan to until I’m 100, or so.
BARBARA!! I know how you like this series, so glad my fast fingers can keep pumping them out, just hope there is no end to these. Yes, donuts – cake, cream puffs, all the finest of pasties in the land do I love.
PATRICIA!! Were you sad at Nadia’s over that tale of the guy telling me off on the running trail? Nadia responded beautifully to it, felt so much better after I read her comforting words. Or were you sad at something else over there?? Yes, I too know well that bi-polarity phenomenon as we flit from blog to blog, we never know what we will encounter, but we take it all in stride and do our best.
MILADYSA!! She must be a contortionist?!?
ROSIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My favorite Sister, so glad you got your internet hooked up in your new place. Whoo-hoo. Great talking with you on the phone today too!! Bother-in-law, Jim, is just fine, thanks. LOVE YOU TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
KARYN AND BARKALY!!! why, thanks guys. They say the pen is mightier than the sword, and your pen (computer keyboard,) is mighty nice indeed!!
Snag: Ah, ha, a heating guy for a son-in-law, good man to have around in the winter! This one… “Wheat brings you into the bank today? Bread, of course!” took me a while to get. It’s all about the “dough” right?? yep, Mondays will be the timing for these bord posts!!
Shoot,just snarted. 
ROSE!! Have you done any of these kinds of posts? Have you saved any of your typos?? Never too late to start. It usually takes me anywhere between 3 to 6 weeks to have enough for a new 20-bord post. Ahh, just a teeny typo tiara do I wear!
GLENN!! Yep, that book WILL happen some day for sure. May have to weed out quite a few, as the general public might not get a lot of the blogging ones. We’ll see. All in doo-doo time. whoo-hoo.
KATIE!! I am so glad you could get a smile from these!! When I find them I am totally cracking up too. As about 5 minutes ago, in my response to Karyn and Barkaly — oh boy! Wait ’til you see that one!! And it’s funny, as I never know which ones will affect whom how, ones I find semi-amusing others laff and laff at. I think the one I laffed at most here was reassing for reassessing – my butt fetish showing again
Oh and pasties too, that one cracked me up.
HEATHER!! I am already plannins my chocolate meanderings for later today, a little voice is saying Upper Crust Bakery eclairs… Upper Crust Bakery Eclairs. (I think I will listen to that little voice indeed.) Thanks for pooping by!!
xoxoxox
xoxoxox
On 27 October 2009 at 12:56 pm Talon said,
Thank God the Funster and the dachsund are okay! Sounds a wee bit scary!
lol @ the CD cover! It would definitely be eye candy!
Talon´s last blog ..Patient observers…
On 27 October 2009 at 7:43 pm joaquin said,
man, these are the best – your typos could be a book. i’d buy it. and really, who can’t relate to “bother-in-law”? awe-some!
joaquin´s last blog ..Bad Manners
On 27 October 2009 at 9:58 pm SnaggleTooth said,
Those brave n curious weiner doggies can sure get into high trouble! Glad he’s ok, n you could get him-
Ya know, both words “bread” n “dough” are slang for money…
SnaggleTooth´s last blog ..Creative Minds Guess C
On 28 October 2009 at 12:34 am Davina said,
Jannie, Jannie, Jannie… HOW do you come up with these? “I live for tartar sauce on my crap cakes.” Lol. Thank you… grinning a huge grin right now.
Davina´s last blog ..Changing Seasons in Gentle Stride
On 28 October 2009 at 4:36 am Lance said,
Jannie,
I wonder…if marital arts is the 2 hour class I went to before I got married…put on by someone who had never been married? Wow, I’m wondering if that was a typo for the class – perhaps it should have been “marital starts”. I am pretty sure you could say I was NOT a marital artist after those 2 hours….
Lance´s last blog ..Stars Up In The Sky
On 28 October 2009 at 9:12 am Zeenat{Positive Provocations} said,
Jannie Oh naughty one with the many typos…
I loved this list of typos…it had me laughing so much..I cant type too much..i mite do a typo
Zeenat{Positive Provocations}´s last blog ..Our Life’s Shelter
On 28 October 2009 at 10:38 am Lynn said,
If I thought that would make the cable guy arrive faster I would ply them with alcohol.
The last time, he couldn’t check the box outside because it was dark. He was supposed to be there between 2pm and 6pm and arrived at 6:30pm.
Lynn´s last blog ..Swirly, laughing and gullywasher
On 28 October 2009 at 12:23 pm suzen said,
Jannie,
Don’t know what’s funnier, the typo’s or the pope looking like he going to break into There’s No Business Like Show Business! Thanks for the laughs today – you are so uplifting!
On 28 October 2009 at 2:19 pm Momisodes said,
I can always count on your typos to crack me up
And seriously, “I’ve got too mush on the brain again” too!
Momisodes´s last blog ..Aiming low is right up my alley
On 28 October 2009 at 3:11 pm Jannie said,
Anyhoo…
TALON!! Well, as I e-mailed you, the sinkhole topped off at about 6′ deep and 8′ in diameter. It’s about half-full of water. Yes, poor Sweety, I have a new love and respect for that little guy. I felt kind of like super jannie at the time. And I bet you would’ve done the same thing. And speaking about that CD cover, I better get cooking on it while I’m still young and cute!
JOAQUIN!! have you a bother-in-law too or are you sworn to secrecy on that?? Yep, that’s the plan Dude, a book, thinking by the time I get to Bord 20 I’ll have enough great ones to start thinking about submitting my plan to a bonafide publisher! Will you come to my book “singing”?? Or at the very least — quoting your fabulous poems??
SNAG!! Yes, as you probably know they are digger dogs. The hole had obviously been building for some time, the grass on top was the last thing to go, so it was kind of an ambush hole waiting for a victim. Glad it wasn’t me who took the plunge! Or Kelly, obviously! And glad it was not this size…. http://b1ttersweet.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/sinkhole.jpg
DAVINA! DAVINA!! DAVINA!!! Well, you’d have to ask my flying fingers how they do the mistakes they do!
I’m just glad they do. And glad when I look what I’ve put on the screen my brain tells me what’s funny and not! Whoo-freaking-hoo! Typos, rock my werld.
LANCE!! That’s it exactly – learning the subtle intricacies of how to have an enchanted wedded union. We never took a course but I read a book before we were forever manacled in bliss, and did the quiz (no, not one of the Cosmo quizzes!) and it was even clearer than before that Jim was the one for me. And still is!! I’m sure you and your sweet wife were right for each other from the start too. Whoo-hoo!
ZEENAT!! You must to forgive my advanced naughtiness, I guess they would throw me in jail in India for these naughty-naughty brain wanderings of mine? But no! you laughed, yay! I have not offended you too much
LYNN!! have you noticed up on my newly-revised header about my Philippines success!!! Yes, I clicked on my Alexa widget and lo — I’m lately cornering 2.3 % of the Philippines Internet market!! Whoo-hoo. Never ever never never did I ever dream my little blog could go this far! And I am not too impressed with your cable guy, he should’ve at least brought you some wine!
SUZEN!! Or maybe he was about to break into this song…
There’s no business like Pope business
Like no business I know!
Everything about it is exciting
Anything the Vatican allows…
MOMISIDES!! Whoo-hoo-dee–boo-boo!! We got another typo winner here, folks!! And yes, I can imagine with your little toddlersodes running around and the bumpisodes on your mind, you are having a lot of mush fun over there!!
Am I done? Yes, but only for now.
On 28 October 2009 at 4:33 pm Lynn said,
Girl! those Philipines stats are pretty impressive. You’ll have to show me how to do those widgets sometime.
Lynn´s last blog ..Swirly, laughing and gullywasher
On 28 October 2009 at 9:35 pm Thomma Lyn said,
A twine brother! hehehehehehehe…. oh dear, this post has given me a serious case of the gigglesnorts. My cats are looking at me funny. Well, they often look at me funny, but you get the idea.
xoxoxo
Thomma Lyn´s last blog ..Golden Autumn
On 29 October 2009 at 11:37 am Jannie said,
THOMMA LYN!! Gigglesnorts, eh? Are those contagious? Sounds like a great condition to be afflicted with! My cat snuggled beside me last night as Jim and I watched tv, so sweet.
On 29 October 2009 at 2:37 pm Liara Covert said,
To raise awareness that chocolate is actually a legitimate foodgroup changes perception and consciousness on more levels than you realize yet. It s prompting out of body experiences and inter-dimensional to distant planets made of pure chocolate.
Liara Covert´s last blog ..What if God is mind?
On 31 October 2009 at 1:20 pm Jannie said,
On 3 November 2009 at 9:59 am Kim Woodbridge said,
What kind of dreams do you have with Satan’s pillow case?
Kim Woodbridge´s last blog ..12 Free WordPress Moon Themes
On 3 November 2009 at 11:25 am Jannie said,
I mostly dream that Edward Scissorhands is chasing me all around the Tower Of London but he’s wearing only a bright yellow speedo swim suit and carrying an Easter basket full of fluffy new chicks he keeps throwing at me, one by one. And I have to keep catching the chicks but my arms are getting too full and i’m afraid I can caarry no more of them. Then Angelina Jolie shows up and boots his ass. And I wake up.
On 10 November 2009 at 3:28 am Hilarious Joker said,
The more I read it, the more it impresses me. I don’t know how I ever worked without hilarious and funny things in our life, Life would be so much easier especially when there’s a jokes here and there. Being funny is nice because a lot of serious people are lacking with this kind of behavior that is why they are much look older. I would like to thank you for your outstanding blog post. Keep it up! Awesome!