Weirder And Weirder: Funny Keyword Searches, 6
Funny SEO keywords 49 Comments
Posted by Jannie on 14 November 2009
photo credit: corbis images
And now the moment I know you’ve all been holding your breath for… 
“interesting” searches that landed people on this site in September and October…
– bra ads from the 60s with a cow
– what does dressed like bunny going down slide dream mean
– funny lost bra poem
– kids say the darndest things about pumpkins
– really good poems on why can’t a jelly bean talk
– 13 13 13 chant video finger eye poke
– bulgaria here i come
– crochet pants with monkey on butt
– goats in lingerie
– how to behave with bold and talkative girls
– inside my enchanted mind
– lady youtube carrot background
– oh deary me my granny caught a flea
– satan in a thong lyrics
– thangs to do when you are bord
– what can i do with my twinkle lights
And with commentary…
– can a woman start a chainsaw (something tells me the one above can, and I’d seriously advise steering clear of her.)
– suspect jannie (oh, yeah! I did it in the study with the candelabra.)
– spanking jannie (ouch – stop that!)
– jannie childhood mental illness (what was your first tip-off?)
– jannie barf (nope, not for maybe 5 or 6 years.)
– where does the chainsaw man live? (I’ll never tell.)
– grate mysteries of the world (like the grate slide* below, you mean?)
photo credit: fran worst
And fiends, I mean friends, if you were to randomly type in something hoping my site would pull up, what would you type??
– La Funstress
xoxo
* Neither Funsterment Global Inc., Blue Bunny Bloging Manigimints Ltd., nor their various subsidiaries and / or international holding companies condone grate slide implentation under duly diligent parental circumstances; therefore all Funsterment entities therein cannot be held liable for grate slide usage thereof, insofarasmuch all that stuff goes.
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On 14 November 2009 at 2:06 pm Sara said,
Jannie — There were so many funny searches that I didn’t know which to choose. My favorites were:
- oh deary me my granny caught a flea
– inside my enchanted mind (this would be a good title for post on your blog)
– crochet pants with monkey on butt
– goats in lingerie
If I was to randomly type something and hope to get your site it would be: “wonderfully crazy music lady with funny blue bunny blog.”
Hey, that last part is fun to say, “blue bunny blog”…where’s Davina, I know that this phrase has a grammatical name, but can’t think of it?????
Oh, BTW…loved the grater picture and the disclaimer:~)
Sara´s last blog ..The Journey Begins: Part One
On 14 November 2009 at 2:17 pm Aarvark said,
I would probably go to Mystery Google and type in “funny ass-kicking funster with a brain” and it would undoubtedly take me here.
Aarvark´s last blog ..Women Have Been Asked to Give Away Too Much in the Name of Party Unity
On 14 November 2009 at 2:33 pm Caity said,
Oh my goodness! These just get funnier and funner! I always get the biggest kick out of these posts! Hahaha! What is even better than the fact that people search for these terms is how they wind up here!!!!
Caity´s last blog ..Friday the 13th.
On 14 November 2009 at 2:37 pm Caity said,
OHH and if I were going to type something hoping to get your website, I’d probably type in Jannie Funster or janniefunster.com but then again I am not a sillyhead!!
If I was being silly, I’d type in one of these things:
- funny pictures
- silly search terms
- great chick music
- that girl with the guitar
- the funny blue bunny
- comment shenanigans!
- lots of comments from great people
- my super cool blogging buddy!
- I Need A Man CD
- my favorite kelly!!
HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND MISS JANNIE FUNSTER!!
(OH AND KELLY AND BLUE BUNNY)
Caity´s last blog ..Friday the 13th.
On 14 November 2009 at 3:13 pm vered | blogger for hire said,
Goats in lingerie.
Now that’s an image I won’t be able to get out of my head for a long time.
vered | blogger for hire´s last blog ..Restaurant Salads Scare Me
On 14 November 2009 at 4:10 pm Paige said,
I have been burnt by a big metal slide but never, and I do mean never have I been grated even if I cut the cheese on the way down.
bras, cows, hop waders, monkey head
there that should do it
Paige´s last blog ..Autumn Adventure…YES again!
On 14 November 2009 at 4:35 pm Carla said,
I love looking at those key word searches. One just never knows…but man, you have some real wild ones.
Carla´s last blog ..Once in a Moon
On 14 November 2009 at 4:46 pm Susan Helene Gottfried said,
Hey, nice picture of you! Do you use that chainsaw often? *grin*
Susan Helene Gottfried´s last blog ..Only the Good Friday: More OEBD
On 14 November 2009 at 5:02 pm ghabuntu said,
bra ads from the 60s with a cow
how to behave with bold and talkative girls
satan in a thong lyrics
thangs to do when you are bord
Jannie, can I please have the links to the above search phrases on your blog please. Damn, those are really weird search phrases. If I were to google for your blog, I’d use “how to fiend a girls in their panst and brags.”
On 14 November 2009 at 5:24 pm DiTesco said,
Can’t answer your question at this moment as it is my first time to leave a comment on your blog. This list of keywords that made users land on your page are indeed very interesting. “Satan in a thong lyrics” did catch my attention and I wonder why:) Oh well, maybe next month I will be able to answer your question, until then
DiTesco´s last blog ..Amazon’s Make Money With Twitter Program
On 14 November 2009 at 6:45 pm Lance said,
Jannie,
So…you have goats and cows down there that you are dressing now?? But then, you are bold and enchanted, right? So, it all fits! Speaking of fitting…how did you get that lingerie to fit the goat? Is that a special talent? And where does said goat go all dressed up like that??
Lance´s last blog ..How to Make a Difference Without a Whole Lot of Money
On 14 November 2009 at 7:25 pm Jannie said,
SARA!! Dear Sara, OI just typed in “wonderfully crazy music lady with funny blue bunny blog” and my site popped up 5th in a Google search, after sites about crazy rabbit lady and one about a blue bunny naughty toys site. Is BBB alliteration, they teeched us that in songwriting. Right?
AARVARK!! Yep… “funny ass-kicking funster with a brain” Came up first on Google! And second. Seriously. Good one. I also come up high for Bugarian moldy tomato marshmallow tossing ass kicking.
CAITY!! I just LOVE that word shennanigans, love to say it 17 times in a row while spinning plates on my ankles, then jump into a hot tub for 5 minutes then hop into the deep freezer, then eat a mushroom pizza while standing on my head. But doesn’t everybody??
VERED!! I know the goats in lingerie does rather remain on the brain. Try to drive the image out of your head with ones of horses in high heels or cats in sailor suits.
PAIGE!! I remember you saying once before about your slide burn, that must’ve really really sucked. I burned my soles on hot poolside cement. Texas. And I’ve gotten my tongue frozen to a few flagpoles. And my buttocks crazy-glued to chairs, usual teenage stuff.
CARLA!! These searches I believe are mostly manufactured by ageing comedicly ravaged bank robbers searching for codes to hack the FBI’s mainframe, thus impress their would-be significant others. At least that’s what I dreamed last night.
SUSAN!! Yes, thank you, that is one of my more glamorous photos. DO I USE MY CHAINSAW OFTEN???!! Are the Kennedy’s gun shy??? I use it about 12 hours a day but mostly in my kitchen and music room, great little household helper.
GHABUNTU!! Interestingly enough (well, to me, anyway,) these terms are often snippets of things written by both myself and my commenters, in no predetermined or sensible order. Google seems to grab bits and pieces of my whole and spits this out. But….. I’d say they most generally come from my naked cow posts.
DITESCO!! Hi! Welcome and all that stuff. The “Satan In A Thong lyrics” search no doubt stems directly from my Wedgie Wedding song (where I had a wedgie that was just plain wrong, my French-cut undies turned into a thong.) And of course I sleep on a “satan” pillowcase
every night — so there you have it!
LANCE!! The goats do not quite dig the lingerie as much as we but they look soooo cute for our annual petting zoo. even more popular with the kids are our ducks in firemen gear, rabbits in Winston Churchill masks, ponies with jet packs to take the kids on a bit of a thrill ride and chicks the kids can spray paint any of 72 fabulous shades.
On 14 November 2009 at 8:49 pm TheWordWire said,
That is so hilarious! What I would search to find your site are repeats of the above… I’m dying now to know what you land on if you want to know about goats in lingerie.
TheWordWire´s last blog ..The Curious Case of Pre-Diva Eva: Hair Like Mariah Carey
On 14 November 2009 at 10:25 pm Talon said,
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! – looking at the grate slide.
It’s amazing how people arrive at your blog. I don’t know what word searches would have anyone arriving at mine, but they could never compete with such gems as satan in a thong. Sort of makes sense, though, considering the temperatures he’s dealing with
Talon´s last blog ..In the leaf pile…
On 15 November 2009 at 12:01 am Cath Lawson said,
It kind of scares me that you have so many nutjobs reading your blog Jannie. If I was going to type in something and find your blog – it would probably be, “Bra flinging blue bunnies”.
On 15 November 2009 at 12:41 am Rose DesRochers said,
Jannie, some amusing searches. I’ve done a post like this a few times. You remind me: A new installment is way past due.
Rose DesRochers´s last blog ..TWLOHA- To Write Love
On 15 November 2009 at 1:32 am Zeenat{Positive Provocations} said,
Goats with a bra…OMG~!!!! this could seriously be a hit sitcom someday
Ever thought of selling these google searches to those writers and producers of sitcomes//??? you both can make barrells of cash…and then some more 
Its stuck..that pic of the goat with a bra has been imprinted in my psyche…aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh….!!!!!
Zeenat{Positive Provocations}´s last blog ..Lavish Love
On 15 November 2009 at 1:39 am robbi said,
Fruster,’Tis well pleasing to note that one such search you list involves the behaving of/to/with ,’bold and talkative girls’ . Note therefore that I,(robbi)am an authority on how to behave with bold and talkative girl persons. That I was born with this attribute apparently came to the notice of my mother when at the age of two 1/2, she came to pick me up from the hospital, where I had been ensconced since attaining 14 months after catching diptheria. The nurse was cuddling me at the time and as mother went to hold me I burst out crying and said”not you,I want nursey”. Mother told me later that the nurse was a bold hussy, so she must have been as I heard her many times refer that statement to my Grandmother. I liked that nurse a lot and since then made it a practise to seek out and engage in conversation bold, talkative, buxom young ladies, and do so to this very day. Over the years this desire to further conversation with these bold and talkative ladies has led me to many adventures, of which such like I shall not divulge here in this forum as I firmly believe that a gentleman never tells. Suffice to say dear Frustells I have in my life been exceeding lucky in my choice of talking companions, and look forward with pleasure to continue these pursuits. I remain Yrs sinc: xxxxrobbi
On 15 November 2009 at 1:59 am SnaggleTooth said,
Chain Saw woman is very dangerous… Who dreams they’re dressed like a Bunny going down a slide?! Bet they’re still wondering… Love the pic of he grate slide too! Thought I was laughing at the list n your commentary-
until I read thru the comments n got totally cracked up!
Goats in Lingere at a Petting Zoo? Satan wears a thong because of the heat? Of course super-glueing buttocks to chairs is something every teen-ager does…
Wow- I’m so tired from laughing! whew- Thanks
Alliteration all along an Anonymous avenue
beer donuts bras bunny poems songs fuzzy cd goats girdles rooftop yodeling weirder polls …
I’m sure I missed a few!
SnaggleTooth´s last blog ..Ida No
On 15 November 2009 at 7:55 am Chris said,
If I were to randomly type something in and hope to find you, my lovely friend… it would be “kind, smart, pretty, cheerful, singing lady in Austin”.
Chris´s last blog ..Resourceful
On 15 November 2009 at 8:09 am Carol | Stress Eating said,
OMG, this is really scary now, isn’t it? There are just way too many weird people in the world! And those pictures are even more scary! Being a psychologist by training, it makes me want to stay in my house!!! Stranger than fiction, that’s for sure!
Carol | Stress Eating´s last blog ..More Chocolate – Less Stress Eating?
On 15 November 2009 at 9:57 am Megan "JoyGirl!" Bord said,
Once again, those are fantastic! Man, I’m not doing my searches right. They’re far too refined to ever make the likes of these kinds of lists!
If I were to look for you via Google, I’d probably type, “Funny lady with funny blog Janine” (since for a couple months I kept calling you Janine… I’m sorry!).
Megan “JoyGirl!” Bord´s last blog ..The Ultimate Unknown
On 15 November 2009 at 10:14 am Fireblossom said,
Got to love the ones who search for “a really good poem about…”
What, the search engine is a critic now?
Fireblossom´s last blog ..Ghosts
On 15 November 2009 at 11:59 am Jannie said,
WHOO-HOO!!
Ah, that felt grate.
WORDWIRE!! Upon searching goats in lingerie I find… “nanny goats in panties” comes up as a blog. Another something from the democratic underground. Sheep in frillies. This is all a little too scary even for my inquiring open mind, yikes.
TALON!! Isn’t that slide just AWFUL (but I just had to share such a grate find.) Satan in a thong, I believe he wore one in the South Park full length movie? I’m sure you saw said movie repeatedly, probably even have it as one of your top ten ever?
CATH!! Yep, bra flinging blue bunnies indeed brought this humble site up first and secondly in a Google search. And fourth. And for “cat flinging blue bra buddy system” I come up 37th and 23rd. And for lost bunny bra I come up Advanced First.
ROSE!! I MUST see those posts of yours. Will you be so kind as to come back and leave links to them? It would make my week, if not my month, year or decade. Are you using Google Analytics?
ZEENAT!! Well, I’m not sure if the general public might like these, but I think my typos might be of interest. When should I start shopping for a publishing agent for those typos? Now or after I feel I’ve got 300 good ones, or so?
ROBBI!! Bold. Talkative. Buxom. Are you still getting in trouble to this day? Oh wait, a gentleman would probably never tell about that either. Diptheria — that sucks. I’ve had the flu a few times. And a sprained ankle, a shoulder tic, ingrown toe hairs, a jaundiced pinky and a wart on my left knee. But not all at the same time.
SNAG!! I’ve dreamed I was a goat in a black bra on the Tiltawhirl. As to… “beer donuts bras bunny poems songs fuzzy cd goats girdles rooftop yodeling weirder polls…” BINGO!! Me to a tee. You could also add buttocks, golden mammaries, kelp knitting and possibly one I haven’t even posted about yet — shiny pie crusts with artichoke clavicles and snow angels.
CHRIS!! But you make me blush. And I’ve so got everyone fooled on the “pretty” part. ha ha. However, I didn’t come up when I punched that into Google — but the Backyardigans and Kid Rock did!
CAROL!! I totally agree that truth is stranger than fiction, almost always. I too am a trained psychologist — I took a 2-day course on the Internet last year which enables me to read palms, tea leaves and oil rings in puddles. I’ve even put out a sign on my front porch saying “Tea leaf and palm reader within” but so far have not gotten any taker and have been quite down-hearted about the whole thing.
MEGAN!! no prob. My friend Deanna in North Carolina has known and loved me for 19 years and she still calls me Janie. Mom calls me Bob. Dad calls me Frank, I think because I value honesty so much.
FIREBLOSSOM!!
I had a little jelly bean.
I drew a mouth on him
I tried to see if he would speak
in a voice like my guy Jim.
But he just sat upon the table
Quiet as quiet could be
So I fed him to my nannygoat
Then drank a cup of tea.
On 15 November 2009 at 12:35 pm Nadia - Happy Lotus said,
Hi Jannie,
Very interesting. I love the one on “inside my enchanted mind” and the one about the funny lost bra poem or something like that made me laugh. Actually, they all made me laugh. It is amazing that people do such searches. Goes to show you how unique our minds can be! Hope all is awesome!
Nadia – Happy Lotus´s last blog ..Hanging Out with Hemingway
On 15 November 2009 at 3:18 pm Davina said,
Hilarious Jannie! I want to read the funny lost bra poem now!
Davina´s last blog ..New Lives: Stories of Rescued Dogs
On 15 November 2009 at 4:12 pm sheila said,
Okay. These are weird, lol. Not that ANY make sense…but who would search for ‘how to behave with bold and talkative girls’. ?
Poor person!
sheila´s last blog ..Table Dancer Baby
On 15 November 2009 at 9:02 pm Dot too=\\ said,
how to behave with bold and talkative girls — Well, obviously, one should be bold and talkative
Dot too=\\´s last blog ..Comment on Hacked! by Cath Lawson
On 15 November 2009 at 9:03 pm Dot said,
As for how to behave with bold and talkative girls, one should be bold and talkative, too!
I would just type in either “flinging bras” or “goats in lingerie” as I always do.
Dot´s last blog ..Comment on Hacked! by Cath Lawson
On 15 November 2009 at 9:23 pm teahouseblossom said,
I love that photo of the slide with the grater!! Tee hee.
On 16 November 2009 at 12:30 am Trey - Swollen Thumb Entertainment said,
Hi Jannie. I wonder what it is about your site that attracts these weird searches. Better yet, I wonder how many of your regular users come here based on these weird searches.
And btw, You should make a song called “Inside My Enchanted Mind”
Trey – Swollen Thumb Entertainment´s last blog ..Treat Your Career Like You Would A Child
On 16 November 2009 at 4:05 am SnaggleTooth said,
~Me me me…
Inside my enchante` tete,
Blue Bunny flings my bra for me….
Hip waders fit me wonderfully,
while peeling carots frantically …”
SnaggleTooth´s last blog ..Ida No
On 16 November 2009 at 7:43 am Jannie (me) said,
…
I shall return (Iknow, I know–that’s what they all say.) But you can count on me, I kinda like it around here.)
On 16 November 2009 at 9:08 am Heather Kephart said,
Oops Jannie, that was me searching for the Satan in a Thong lyrics. Here I thought I was flying under the radar… :-O
Congrats on your Best Blog nomination! You totally deserve it! Let us know when we can vote for you. xo
Heather Kephart´s last blog ..My Feet by Joe Joe
On 16 November 2009 at 9:21 am Lynn said,
I can’t quite wrap my head around goats in lingerie, but Googled it just for giggles and your blog does come up.
Lynn´s last blog ..Rm w/a vu, story and dedicated
On 16 November 2009 at 9:44 am Adrenalynn said,
Um, that was me searching for goats in lingerie.
Adrenalynn´s last blog ..The Picture Perfect Meme
On 16 November 2009 at 12:30 pm Jannie said,
whoo-hoo!!
NADIA!! Thank you, all IS so awesome today, yes, I’m not quite sure if I should bake a cake or stroll along my castle moat whistling “doo-dah-day.” And is all awesome with YOU???
DAVINA!! Well, here you go!!
I looked in the snowbank
I looked in the trees.
But my lovely lost bra
Nowhere do I sees.
Should I check the library?
Check the grocery store?
Oh wait — I FOUND IT!!!
Behind my bedroom door!
SHEILA!! It might surprise you just how many bold and talkative girls give men vexations on a thundering scale and how many of said men e-mail me for advice on how to interact with them. I could-might even begin a seminar.
DOT!! AND DOT TOO!! Being a rather bold and talkative girl myself (when I am not hanging out rather shyly and quietly in my broom closet munching Cheetos by the light of a lone votive candle,) I totally agree with your assessment on how to relate to the bold ones.
TEAHOUSEBLOSSOM!! That is one wicked slide indeed and I apologize (kind of) for presenting it here on a blog solidly known for the mildest and gentlest of things.
TREY!! You are the second commenter to suggest that as a song title. I’m working a bit on e one called “Inside My Enchanted Closet,” but I think a lot of the lyrics could translate equally well. Thanks!
Deere Snaggleteets: I am luvving yor pome, or mebbee a song to sing and be happy wit. Karrits, bras and hip waiters, all my favrit tings. and did i menshyn nowe i starrted lieking cheze on a gratir??
HEATHER!! Yes, I must do a little post about my Fabulous Nomination sometime. And I will. You could be nominated too for the Best Person Category. Oh, and did you ever find what you were looking for in the “Satan in a thong?” search.
LYNN!! You’re back, you’re back! But of course you’re back. I already know that because I read your blog post earlier, saw that amazing sun photo. And left a comment. Hmn, now I can search “Giggle Goats” and maybe find me??
ADRENALYNN!! Do you like your goats in lingerie tall dark and handsome or short bleached and homely? You remember my uncle’s 3-legged goat, Miriam, right and all the joy she entails??
And now, I’m going home (currently at library,) to read up to page 214 of Liara Covert’s book.
xo
On 16 November 2009 at 5:11 pm K said,
Very funny stuff!
K´s last blog ..Bottoms Up….Please
On 17 November 2009 at 12:01 am Jeanne said,
Jannie,
How you found that chainsaw picture, I’ll never know but it’s perfect. I’m also totally amazed at the “grate slide” picture. How many hours do you spend searching for pictures, anyway?
If I were searching for your blog, huh?
How about:
hilariously funny, sweet, creative, touching blogs written by world-class musicians
Jeanne
Jeanne´s last blog ..Very SAD News (UPDATED)
On 17 November 2009 at 1:11 am Rosie said,
O my god Jannie, that Ass grating slide has had me wincing all day…thanks for the disclaimer, but it does little to ease my ming or my raw buttocks.
On 17 November 2009 at 7:58 am Jannie said,
i haz not forgottin.
i will be back.
Jannie
xo
On 17 November 2009 at 10:40 am Jannie said,
K!! I think so too! I just wonder what the searches will show next month, tho they are getting longer to go through because the more content I have published, the more searches I get.
JEANNE!! I just Google “chainsaw woman” and up it popped! There were also “naughty” ones but you know how puritanical this blog is, thus that choice. Now you just making me blush with all those words. Thank you. xo
ROSIE!! MY ONE AND ONLY ROSIE!! I love your “ming!” It was your best dynasty, Sister!!
xoxooxoxoxo
On 17 November 2009 at 2:37 pm joaquin said,
oh no. not only am i asounded, now i have to write something titled “bulgaria here i come”. and only beacuse it appears someone has already written something titled “satan in a thong” – dammit!
joaquin´s last blog ..After Math
On 17 November 2009 at 8:08 pm Tess The Bold Life said,
What can I do with my twinkle lights? Wrap them around yourself light Ellen did on Oprah last week.
My super cool blogging friend. That must be me!
Chainsaw woman? Jannie is that you in disguise?
No wonder your blog is so popular!
On 17 November 2009 at 8:31 pm Walter said,
I wonder where did this wackos get those ideas for searches. Maybe they are just having fun.
On 18 November 2009 at 2:07 am J.D. Meier said,
> 13 13 13 chant video finger eye poke
That’s part of an ancient spell. I think you need to add eye of newt and wing of bat to pull it off though.
J.D. Meier´s last blog ..Balance Connection and Conviction to Reduce Anxiety and Lead Effectively
On 19 November 2009 at 9:58 am Jannie (me) said,
JOaQUIN!! When you get back from Bulgaria will you be publishing a book of poems about your escapades there? Did you meet Parvi?? How did you do on the flaming marshmallow toss??
TESS!! I took my twinkle lights out so the squirrels could dance by their glow. Then I strung them in the fading maple to better showcase my hanging bras. Then I wore them like a crown, at the mall of course.
WALTER!! I think some of these searcher may be from other planets. Aliens are known to try all sorts of tricks to delve ever deeper onto the Earth dwellers’ psyche.
J.D.!! The chant above when combined with eye of newt is quite similar to my maternal grandmother’s spell to make us kids eat all our veggies ‘cept she preferred the number 14 repeated 5 times before the finger eye poke part
Jannie (me)´s last blog ..3 Photos I Took 3 days Ago & 3 Photos I Took 5 years Ago
On 2 January 2010 at 12:35 am Margaret said,
I realize I’m a little late to the party here, but I heard my name and had to come over to see what all the fuss was about. Looking up the keywords searched for one’s blog is a kick and fun to share with readers. But who in their right mind would search for goats in lingerie? I mean, what, exactly are they looking for? Or maybe I shouldn’t talk since my blog name might be considered a little bonkers.
Happy New Year!
- Margaret (author of Nanny Goats in Panties. A humor blog. A family friendly humor blog, I might add.)
Margaret´s last blog ..Goat Thing of the Day: Goat Beer
On 2 January 2010 at 9:18 am Jannie said,
WELCOME — Margaret, wonders never cease how bloggers connect with each other!! I’m not even sure I understand exactly how you got here, did someone mention you in a link? But this is just so so fun!! I think nanny goats in panties is a hooty-hoot of a great blog name, it will be fun to see what you get up to over there!! We’re kind of pg-13 here, will that chase you away??