The Queen Of Remodeling Patience, Chapter 1 — “Front Room” View-A

Style & Stuff | Posted by Jannie on 29 January 2010 @ 7:08 AM (52) Comments

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How do I even start this whole series?

The old fireplace seems a good spot. Guess I’ll just jump on in.

But let me douse the flames first. Ouch!

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Above was Christmas Eve 1992 with our now deceased friend, Nick. Gee, this is off to a cheery start.

Anyway…

We enjoyed that fireplace for quite a few years until we demolished it.

I think the photo directly below must’ve been from about 1997, because the one after it was from 1998 when Mom and Dad visited.
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And there was the fireplace…

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… Gone!

That’s Dad standing on the ladder in the corner where it had been. And I see we’d already started on the new kitchen, as per the white cabinet off to the left. (Much of the remodeling projects on this house have overlapped over the years!)

Then… Dad and Jim knocked that wall down, thankfully not a supporting one!  Thus, our old master bedroom (that area with the one little window) became part of the front (entry) room too.

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Then… we busted out from the old master to a new addition at the far end, making the whole shebang one room, with the archway for style, of course.

And — Ta-Da!  Finished room here below…

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Judging from Kelly’s toddler toys off in the distance, I’d say the directly above was from c. 2003.

I’d show you a photo of the area now but I want to de-clutter it a bit first — I’ve furniture and a dozen big storage bins full of Kelly’s stuff there, hanging out while her room gets the penguin update. So, you’ll need remodeling patience too until I show you these wonders, all no later than 2014. :)

The carpet on the other side of the archway Jim built?  That’s the stuff our pets so enjoying puking on!!!   (We don’t even have that dark green area rug anymore, the pets did not treat it kindly. )

Sooooo, that’s one view of our house as you walk in our front door!  Except said door will actually become a window, because we’ve built a breezeway with a new entryway at the front of the house, with the breezeway connected to a new 2-car garage with a living room up over it.  That will be our “final” living / theater room — started over 6 years ago, but not yet finished.  Hey, why rush into finishing these additions, we say?! Mind you, Jim does this house stuff in his spare time.  And he does tend to have a few projects on the go simultaneously.  Never a dull moment here with my wonderful Jim!  :)

Did I mention the plan is to sell this house, move back to Canada and start the whole remodeling thing all over again.  Oy!

But back to this house….

As you can well imagine, there was a fair amount of ruckus involved in our front room remodel, over the approximately FIVE YEARS it took for this project from start to finish!!!  :)

These next two photos depict just a bit of said ruckus.

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There is a lovely new fireplace in the back corner, I will showcase it some day. (Have a little de-cluttering to do there too!)

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Lots of fun!!  :)

And remember a few paragraphs above I told you we added a piece onto the old master bedroom, which then became part of the whole front room scenario?  Here are a couple shots of that addition during construction…

Framing…

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And even earlier — me helping Jim level the first floor joists.

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Oh, and check this out! The adjacent room (with the circle-top window over French doors) was actually the very first of the 4 additions we’ve made to this house. (And I’m not even including the tree house in those 4.) Said first addition was erected between c. 1994 to 1996 — a room to be featured in upcoming posts. It was originally planned to be our main living room, but will be the master bedroom when it’s finished — yes, we’re even now remodeling the remodel!  But it WAS a completely finished living room indeed for a good few years, which was joyful beyond compare!

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So that’s it!!

Did I lose you, anywhere, Sweeties??

Oh, and I must add that once Jim gets the calling and tells me he MUST build something else, we basically design these additions together, and go for them. I generally plan the room lay-outs and features and he builds them for me, with me helping, and usually with not too much grumbling on my part!  :)   I so pine to live in a finished house,  Friends. I really do! And have pined for some years now.  I mentioned we’ve been working on this house for 17 years, right??

Btw, Jim does ALL this woodwork himself  (remember our dining room, which used to be a bedroom?)

He does hire helpers for slabs, framing, drywall, plumbing and electrical.   And I do a lot of the painting. And all the decorating!

Oh, and a couple of you newer readers have asked why I’m called “The Queen Of Remodeling Patience.”  That was Patricia Wisdom’s entry in my Jannie Funster tagline “contest” some moons ago. Patricia ended up being one of the five top finalists, with Lance the grand prize winner for his entry of “Singing For Beer And Donuts.”

Well, if you still have an atom of energy left after getting through this whole post, have you any questions?  Comments?

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xoxo

World’s Best-Looking Man On World’s Ugliest Sofa

Family | Posted by Jannie on 27 January 2010 @ 7:24 AM (43) Comments

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Did you think he was nekkid at first glance?  That’s what Kelly thought during our recent Great Photo Organizing Frenzy when she found this pic of  her dad, taken right around the time I met him.  Jim-Him, that is.  Holy cow – a little over 20 years ago now.

And yes, that sofa was here in this house when I moved in 19.6 years ago, omg.  Can’t you just feel it’s ugliness scratching your skin??  Couldn’t you just single-handedly heave it onto the nearest bonfire, or back into the college dorm beer room from whenst it came?!?!

Wait — you had one of those uncomely couches pass through your life at one point too, didn’t you??!

Edit:  [It's not that Jim has or ever had "bad taste."   Money was tight for him back then and the sofa was a hand-me-down he gladly accepted.]

Luckily, we’ve moved on to more appealing sofas since then.   And you will get to see each and every one of them!  I’ve tons of photos from over the years that I’ve been scanning at the library for my upcoming “Queen Of Remodeling Patience” series, which will be posted in at least 12 installments.  Maybe 20!  I mentioned we started remodeling and adding onto our house almost 17 years ago, right?  We’ve gone from 1400 square feet to over 2700. And now we’re remodeling the remodel!  I should have the first installment ready for you on Friday. Hopefully.  Possibly.   :)

Exciting to no end, eh??

:)

xoxo

(And I Thought “Leaven” Was Just A Bread-Baking Thing!!)

Friends | Posted by Jannie on 25 January 2010 @ 7:51 AM (55) Comments

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An awesome awesome poet — I mean the kind of poet whose words routinely butterfly bludgeon my heart, has bestowed The Scary Clown Award upon me!!

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Thank you Shay Fireblossom for the Scary Clown Award! I apologize for the delay. (I was scared of the word scary, but I think I’m alright now.)

THE SCARY CLOWN AWARD!!  “Given to blogs which display a great sense of humor, and just the right leaven of attitude.”

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Continuing right along… as per the no-rule rules of this award, I’m passing The Scary Clown on to bloggers whose posts consistently chuck chuckles at the world, from light-hearted to downright hootfest-y moments.

And the awards go to…

Scary_clown_small 1.  The Zen Of Motherhood. Anyone who knows Mama Z, is well aware that she is, among other amazing things, one funny funny blogging entity.  Move over Dooce — Mama Z is in the house.

Scary_clown_small 2.  Paradise Valley 2 Hell’s Mountain And Over The Edge!  Talking here about Paige (Of A Book,) one of my all-time heroes, who is funny even when she probably doesn’t particularly feel like being so.  She’s just that way!

Scary_clown_small 3.  Ma Vie Folle.  Sheila, this wise-cracker never fails to amuse, and it comes real nattcheril-like to this dear kooky friend of mine, dubbed by her own town mayor as “Snarky.”

Scary_clown_small 4.  Interstitial Life.  K  has a way of writing things that never fail to amuse. It that on purpose, K, or just something you have no control over? (P.S.  Her second child, Audrey Ann, is almost 5 weeks old!)

Scary_clown_small 5.  It’s All About Joy “Mean”  Megan Joygirl Bond!! :)   (”Mean” because she often typos out the “g” in her first name.)  I LOVE this super awesome fantastically authentic and funny woman!!

Scary_clown_small 6.  Deeper Issues.   Dot has been through a lot of upheaval since I’ve “met” her but she still bats at life with her witty dukes up.  She CRACKS me up consistently.  And is one of the most honest bloggers I know.

Scary_clown_small 7. Shades of Crimson.  Davina!   Not just beautiful creative writing in all her posts, but always with undercurrents of rib-tickling bedazzlement and hints of fairy mischief.

Scary_clown_small 8. Mom’s Cookie Jar (Not in any way to be confused with my typo of Mom’s “Cokie” Jar.)  Funny snippets, musings and observations on life and love with two little boys. It’s been such a joy getting to know Cookie.

Scary_clown_small 9. Yaya Stuff.   Funny.  Sweet.  Wacky.  Dear.  In every shade of orange imaginable!  And friends, after multiple miscarriages, and the recent heartbreaking newborn adoption that fell through at the last minute,  it sure looks like Yaya and her husband will be adopting 4-year Alex very soon!!!  So please, please keep your fingers crossed and your hearts and prayers open for this sweet, funny lady.

Scary_clown_small 10. Feel Free To Laugh.  (And I always do!!)  Lane Savant.  Strange as all get out, but just my total cup of wacky tea!!  And a talented music composer too.

Scary_clown_small 11. Momisodes. Always some twist of ticklement in her wonderfully well-written wanderings and whimsy.  Momisodes — who is expecting baby number two, very very soon!

Scary_clown_small 12. Windows 2 The Soul.  I’ve got Blue Bunny. Tammy’s got Psycho Bunny. (Psycho bunny — qu-est que c’est?)  Off-the-wall and much loved is my sweet funny Tammy.

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Scary_clown_small 14.  Chronic Healing.  Another blogger who gets to the heart and soul of my funny bone.   She who found Blue Bunny’s brother!!  And even when her chronic pain and health concerns get her down, dear Jeanne gets to bouncing right back and making my day, over and over again!

Scary_clown_small 15. Happymaking!! This blog more than lives up to its name!  Heather Kephart — a naturally nutty gal I’d like to have holding my hand and encouraging me onwards in any dark alley at night — not that I plan to be in a dark alley at night — but you just never know. Heather would be the one to keep my spirits up.

Scary_clown_small 15.  Passing Thru.  Betsy Wuebker –  blogging on travel, inspiration, house, home, cooking and you-name-it!  Wonderful stuff, her writing woven with the kind of unpredictably fun Betsy Wordage that is very infectious indeed.

Scary_clown_small16. Dream A Happy Life. Jeanne’s a gal of frolicking escapades in more ways than one. And she’s going to arrive here in Austin this Thursday! And stay for 10 days.  I love her attitude –  “You bring the donuts, I’ll get the beer!” And always so fun to read her comments here.

Scary_clown_small 17.  A Little Bit About A Lot Of Things Natalia Burleson, more than a mix of moxie and mirth, more than a myth of magical mystery — this maven of merriment is real as rain.  Whether she intends to amuse or not, I always find myself smiling at her posts.

Scary_clown_small 18. CSquaredPlus3 A real treat of a blogger if ever there were one.  Chris tackles any topic always from the lighter side, with beautiful writing and an honest pure heart.  She’ll take you on a good-humored ride wherever she goes.

Scary_clown_small 19. A Sharing Connection Sara Healey. Dancing atop life’s tables, this lady brings out the fun in all of us with her an ever-present eye twinkle and a giggling heart — just the right mix of sweet and off-beat to keep me coming back for more.

Scary_clown_small 20. Rainy Day Adrenalynn.  Who the heck IS this wild and wacky Norwegian woman who’s always clowning and laughing through the mundane and sharing in her most off-the-all way?  I’m not exactly sure how I found her — but she’s more than a blast to read.

Scary_clown_small 21. Life Laughs And Lemmings Sami.  She dances, you know!  With unabashed flashdance abandon on her blog.  She kicks senseless random arse with grace and aplomb.  She is a rich riot of guts and glory. She will make you laugh.

Scary_clown_small 22.  The Levity Project.  Katie West.  Last on this list but FAR far from least!  Public car dancer extraordinaire.  Wearer of umbrella hat.  Initiator of a laughter project that is indeed sweeping this nation.  Katie is sooooooo IT, people for all the fun you’ll ever want or need!!!

So there they are!!

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The Scary Clown Award.  Recipients may choose to pass it along on their own blogs.   Or they may not. But one thing is for sure — they will keep me smiling and lifted in spirits, and hopefully for many, many years to come.

(Stay tuned for the upcoming Kreativ Blogger Award.)

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And a bit unrelated, but a very important new feature here (as Blue Bunny and I do endeavor to address your every blogging concern)  please feel free to avail yourself  of the Jannie Funster Complaint Department.   Your input is always more than welcome there!

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Oodles of toodles!

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xoxo

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“Yes – Kids Sure Do Say The Darndest Things” Part 2

Just Good Stuff | Posted by Jannie on 22 January 2010 @ 6:46 AM (64) Comments

These little gems are all from her current age, 8.

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1. 
Me: Don’t you want to read the “Girl’s Body Book,” Honey?
She: Nah, I already know all my girl stuff. But if I read this, someday when I get a boyfriend I’ll probably know more about him than he knows about himself.

2.  Why do they call it a HAM-burger if it’s made from beef?

3. Sorry about your headache, Mom. Here — can I massage your templates?

4.
Me: Hey, you wanna carve your pumpkin when your show’s over?!
She: Um, let me see when I’m available (consults guide on tv remote control.)  I have an opening at 2:00.

5.  I’m not impressed with you always bossing me around, Mom — it’s not like you’re God, or something.

(Well, actually child, yes I do believe I AM God.)
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6.
She: Mom, what if I don’t know if Santa’s real or not when I grow up and my kids might not have any presents on Christmas morning?
Me: Well, you could always buy some presents to put under your tree and if Santa hasn’t come, your kids will still have nice surprises.
She: Good idea! ‘Cause I want my kids to be happy and well taken care of, like I am.

7.  Mom, have you seen my Genius Book of World Records??

8.  Actually, I kind of like that you’re not normal, Mom.  Just don’t be like this around my friends, okay?

9.
She: What’s your favorite word, Mom?
Me: My favorite word? Hmnn. Um, gravitas – I like the way gravitas rolls off the tongue. What’s your favorite word?
She: My favorite word is Jannie.

10. If I can’t afford private school when I’m a mom I guess I’ll just send my kids to public school — it’s probably better than nothing.

11.  Actually Mom, it’s a good thing I broke my arm! I saved you and Dad a lot of money because you didn’t have to pay for Kung Fu and gymnastics for me for two whole months!  (She reasons as I contemplate the stack of broken arm bills totaling about $2000.  (We were “between” health insurances at the time of the elbow incident.)

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So, there you have it, lovely peeps.

And fyi, my first installment of cute things she said has been Stumbled almost 10,000 times to date!!! I know — amazing. Who knew the cute little things kids say would capture the heart and spirit so!

Love to all!

Jannie
xo

She At Three In Hat

The Pea | Posted by Jannie on 20 January 2010 @ 7:21 AM (35) Comments

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Welcome to my first official Photo Wednesday Whoo-hoo!, where the pictures will hopefully speak for themselves.

Rather than closing comments on my Wednesday posts, my responses may be nil to sparse to enable me more time to get around and read YOUR wonderful blog posts, but for sure I’ll be reading all comments here.  And you’ll still love me anyway, right!?

(My Monday and Friday post offerings will afford you the unparalleled thrill :) of my personal response to your comments.)

So…

Kelly is definitely a hat girl.   Her extreme cuteness made those toddler “I Do Myseff!!” moments easier to live through from about 13 months until the age of, um, 5, when she suddenly became incapable of doing things for herself.  Hmmn.  Strange phenomenon.

Right shoe? Left shoe? Wrong shoe…

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Right shoe, right.

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Kids!!  Gotta love ‘em.

xoxo