More Funny Typos! “Like A Bord On A Wire” — 15

On 9 March 2010 at 11:38 am Lynn said, 

Appreciate eats. That must have been around lunchtime? Having lunch right now – that’s what made me think that.

On 9 March 2010 at 12:10 pm John Hoff said, 

I like the, “Hope your music is gong well?”

As a musician myself, I can appreciate that one!

On 9 March 2010 at 1:29 pm Suzicate said, 

Those are too funny. I can only imagine what some of my typos end up saying!!!!

On 9 March 2010 at 4:12 pm Paige said, 

Can’t pick a fav, as they are all my falvors. Does Jim know about #17?

and Janis Joplin sings in my ear…go ask Alice I think she’ll know

bb the shovel digged and planted a few karrits. I so love your new look

On 9 March 2010 at 7:03 pm Jannie said, 

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Lynn!! A lot of these today do seem to do with food and drink! Did you eat lunch at your desk today?? I did! Well my futon, butwhile on my laptop. Got a cute new little Acer Netbook.

Jingle!! Another lunchtime blogger today! My sister, yes! Very funny a nd sunny.

John!! How is your music going?? Do you write songs?? Chris Edgar does. Do you know that??

William!! The lived / loved typo I could do a whole post of 50 on!! Excellent clever comment!

Suzie!! Glad you liked them!! They do make me chuckle when I find them

K!! I was just hanging from a bean in my garden just this morning. Fell and bonked my head, of course. They don’t make beans like they used to.

Paige!! You made me check what number 17 was! I guess Jim will know, as he does read my blog! Yes!! Isn’t BB’s new look gorgeous?! Snaggletooth surprised me with his make-over. So sweet of her. And BB is absolutely over the moon with excitement!!

Talon!! Yes, that’s a funny one! The crow did show up, kicked major butt and ran off with all the ladies’ jewelry.

Xoxo

On 9 March 2010 at 9:43 pm ishabelle said, 

what a funny post… your blog is really one of the best.. this is for you: http://ishabellemanalo.wordpress.com/2010/03/10/best-blog-award

On 9 March 2010 at 11:52 pm Davina said, 

These are, as usual, hilarious! Especially “We’re expecting a really big crow at the Kung Fu tournament.” and “If my cleavage ever shows it’s because someone is starting down my shirt.” LMAO. Phew… I needed that. Thanks Jannie.

On 10 March 2010 at 1:46 am cinderkeys said, 

I fell down the stars once. I landed in a cornfield and have been wandering the earth ever since. Something particularly compelling about this planet’s gravity.

On 10 March 2010 at 4:50 am Lynn said, 

I did eat lunch at my desk. I like to eat and read blogs.

On 10 March 2010 at 7:16 am Jannie said, 

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Well, you’ll never guess what?? But I can’t seem to remember. That happens to me a lot.

Jingle! I am fine. After I post this I’ll get teh kiddo ready for bed. I mean UP from bed.

Ishabelle!! Thanks. And thanks for the award. I will be over to collect it later.

Chocolate High!! Oh yeah. Another award? Im gonna have to start wearing my purple robe and crown everywhere I go.

Davina!! I need to lmao too. Or exercise it, but the former seems like a lot more fun.

Lane!! You did leave the same comment 17 times, and in all different languages. I was duly impressed.

Cinderkeys!! ha! Love yuor comment. I see that you are stardust. And golden. And have found your way back to the garden?

Farouk!! When you’re laughing, when you’re laughing, the whole world is laughing too. And sometimes not AT you.

Lynn!! But can you eat lunch, read blogs and blow dry your hair at the same time? I’m get pretty adept at that!

Joyful Megan!! hee, hee hee, hee… taps microphone. dry sense of humor. You CRACKED me up. This mic is always on whenever you want to come by and let your jokes rip. I love you too!!

xoxoxo

On 10 March 2010 at 8:10 am suzen said, 

Hi Jannie! Hey YAY I got this in my email – so glad I figured it out! This is too funny! Only YOU can make a collection of oopsies into a funny blog! Thanks for the jolly start today, Jannie!
hugs
suZen

On 10 March 2010 at 8:51 am Lynn said, 

You got me there, Jannie Muffin. No blow drying during lunch.

On 10 March 2010 at 8:55 am Glenn Buttkus said, 

1. Canadian hanging beans are now much more popular in Guatemala than Mexican jumping beans or Texas kick-ass beans or Wyoming wandering beans or even Chinese chili.
2. I like that….THE CROSS OF BEER. It sounds like a challenge to Fireblossom or Lance to create a poem to go with that unique title. Maybe I will take a whack at it later.
3. Who was that Masked Potato, Tonto? Maybe this is a new kid’s animated show, and it will be more popular than Bob Spongepants, featuring SuperCelery, Lettuce in Leotards, CrazyCarrot, CryingOnion, GurglingGarlic, and a host of other Vege Friends.
4. Ed Sullivan is envious, and would have loved presenting a Reely Biig Crow.
5. Mist Bloggers are those sentimental folks who tear up when they read something that touches them. Jannie gets that way when she reads some of my poetics, and Sire and I get that way realizing there will be no Boobarama Glimpses here in Funsterland.
6. I fell upon appreciative eats last night at the Chinese Buffet; love that dum singing duck.
7. Being old and hugh, I resemble that remark. Course we could consult with Hugh Grant, cuz his public seems to have forgiven him his transgressions.
8. No on on God’s green earth can laugh and fry like you can, Jannie, you young multitasker. I imagine you were also juggling eggs, and reading a book, and composing a song at the same time, enit?
9. Whenever I scroll down a nit, I have to go to my knees and count rosary beads and say 112 Hail Jannies.
10. Happy Potter is a whole series of books that J.K. Rowling only put out on rice paper. You eat them after you read them. I keep looking for Gary Potter or Harry Potty books too.
11. Lane Savant composes a lot of music that gongs well. Just click over to http://stellamartis.blogspot.com/2006_11_01_archive.html sometime and check out his mp3’s.
12. Falling down stars is such a poetic metaphor, again it makes me want to challenge Fireblossom to conjure up a poem to match its brilliance.
13. Elephant trucks are big ones, I tell you. There are only three of them that were ever made. The manufacturer is Toyota, and they are recalling them because the sprayers get stuck in the ON position; and no one wants to piss off elephants.
14. LONG LONG TOAD was a technicolor movie done in 1956, and it starred Lucille Ball, Desi Arnez, and Kermit.
15. When one makes a donution, I guess they have to take their beer in a bag to Krispy Kreme, and dunk their donuts in the ale back in the corner, right?
16. Who has to stand in the corner of the fat end of the master bedroom when they have been a bad girl?
17. Sire and I and about 392 others out here will volunteer to start down your shirt on your next birthday, or next Wednesday, whichever comes first.
18. Jannie, you cute us deeply every day in every way.
19. I was born on June 14th, and my last name is BUTTkus, so I guess I was a Junebut before you.
20. You keep all stalwart Funsters in a pickle and a lather on a regular basis.

On 10 March 2010 at 12:47 pm Jannie said, 

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Daisy!! Oh, thank you so much. It had been a while since I’d posted some. It makes me smile that you laughed today. Laughter is very good, I find! Even when Im a bit blue or stressed and I laugh a la Katie Levity — I feel much better! http://lifelaughterlevity.com/videos/

Suzen!! Seriously? Oh, so your signed up for updates via an e-mail. Cool! Do you mind telling me which reader you subscribed with? I didn’t even know you had an e-mail choice. Cool! And big, big hugs to you too.

Dot!! I actually axed my pic of a long long toad. But it was in the works for a while! And did you know I do a perfect cartman? And his mom?? I’ll put that on my list of videos to post!

Lynn!! I guess you’d get kinda funny looks, eh, over the hair drying at lunch? No one bothers me here at home. Hey!! Speaking of videos, as I did to Dot just above, maybe a good video will be for me doing my lunch, hair-drying / blog reading combo!! Would you like that? Oh, and Lynn — that’s Jannie Junebug Muffin, to you. JK!! JK!!! You kan calls me whatever you want to.

Mia!! Hugh Downs. Hugh Grant? Hugh Jackson? Which one do you see me as??

Glenn!! (Repeat that 20 times!) 20 god stars for you. And gold stars too, for you on that comment!!! Plus 20 beers, 20 donuts, 20 rice papered books, 20 dashed boob hopes, and 20 dim sum ducks for you!!

Mama Z!! I once had meat without gravy. And dry oatmeal. And water for a meal.

On 10 March 2010 at 10:03 pm Patricia said, 

I came by for my laugh of the day because there is not a lot of humor in blog world today – thank you this post did not disappoint

The pictures were great too…falling from stars…was she in the movie?

Thank you

On 11 March 2010 at 2:57 am SnaggleTooth said, 

Oh- I so needed these today! n laughing-
Just tried for a half-hour to open your comments above n here- browser wouldn’t do it- almost couldn’t comment! My machine needs help! Too slow-

What do beer n The Cross have in common?
I’ll have to think on that one…
Haven’t seen many long toads.
Hop your throat isin’t too froggy.

donution- That’s when you throw donuts at the cop who stops you!

Thanks for such a good time!

On 11 March 2010 at 12:08 pm J.D. Meier said, 

My 3 faves:
- masked potatoes with gravy
- fat end of the master bedroom.
- had me both laughing and frying at the same time

I wonder if the potatoes were masked for a good reason?

On 12 March 2010 at 8:46 am Jannie said, 

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Hello. I have been remiss here. Well not only here, other places too, but I won’t elaborate too deeply today.

Snaggle! J.D.!! Hilary!!

Hilary!! Did you really fall from a beam as a child?

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Thanks all for poping by.