Funny Typos 16 (the lo-frills edition)
Funny Typos | Posted by Jannie on 12 April 2010 @ 11:02 AM 46 Comments
1. We’re all corn to be free.
2. I’ll nitify the winners by e-mail.
3. Did you notice your button on my bog?!
4. I personally couch for each of these poets.
5. Years from now we’ll sin in rocking chairs.
6. I nailed out your book this morning!
7. I totally drown my French fires in ketchup.
8. “Wordpress Degender” launches today!!
9. Yep,100 below with the wildchill.
10. We gorged on ceasar salad and fattucini.
11. Just a bunch of random assome poets.
12. SO great to finally wine down at the end of the day.
13. I sailed my ship to the sore.
14. I hadn’t written poetry in years until I starred this blog.
15. Bloggers are the sweetest poople.
16. Got a great line of lyric last night as I was falling to sleet.
17. Never a doll moment over at your blog!
18. Happy birthday across the milecules and mists.
19. I am now diabling my Internet to go work on songs!!
20. I wash you well ’til we meet again.
If you’re new to my typo series, you may enjoy romping through these…
Funny Typos 17… Funny Typos 16… Funny Typos 15… Funny Typos 14…Funny Typos 13… Funny Typos 12… Funny Typos 11…Funny Typos 10… Funny Typos 9… Funny Typos 8… Funny Typos 7… Funny Typos 6… Funny Typos 5… Funny Typos 4… Funny Typos 3… Funny Typos 2… Funny Typos 1…
On 12 April 2010 at 11:05 am Mama Zen said,
There’s nothing like a little sin in the rocking chair!
On 12 April 2010 at 12:34 pm Lane Savant said,
Thanks for another amooseing post.
On 12 April 2010 at 12:41 pm vered | professional blogger said,
I love your typo posts… they always make me smile!
On 12 April 2010 at 1:19 pm william said,
HEHHEHE VERY GOOD
On 12 April 2010 at 1:39 pm Lynn said,
Mama Zen beat me to it! Yes – I can only imagine the sinning that might be going on in the rocking chairs.
On 12 April 2010 at 2:00 pm Ana Goncalves said,
Heehee, that’s brilliant!!
I love the uniqueness of your funny typos. I can definetly see you using them, or anyone else for that matter. I wouldn’t be surprised if they ended up being used in today’s language. Oh wait, they already are! YAY!
So good to be back on your blog.
Hope you are well and had a SUPER weekend.
On 12 April 2010 at 2:01 pm Jannie said,
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Mama Z!! Are you thinking what I’m thinking on that one?? Sitting on that rocking chair with my laptop, ordering mass amounts of expensive deep dark decadent Belgian chocolate online — overnight delivery!! One of the Seven Cardinal Sins, Greed.
Lane!! Why, Lane is it really YOU?? Welcome back! Been too long. Let’s grab a second cuppa and chat them music progress things up, shall we!?
Vered!!
I thought by now there’d be no new typos left, but they seem to keep surfacing.
William!! Cool to see you again! You put your poem up yet today??
Lynn!! Well, all that online dark chocolate ordering, of course! Or one of the Cardinal 7 Sins — maybe Sloth, while rocking away and leaving the housework lie fallow?
xoxo
On 12 April 2010 at 2:04 pm Jannie said,
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And there’s Miss Ana!! I have a question for you — English is your second language, right? But you are very very fluent in it. I am looking into getting them published in a book!
Hope all is awesome over there with you!!
xoxo
On 12 April 2010 at 2:19 pm Ji said,
http://jingleyanqiu.wordpress.com/2010/04/12/ready-or-not-here-it-is-poetry-awards-for-march/
how are you?
I miss you,
your post is always smiling and inviting…
what beautiful smile of Kelly!
On 12 April 2010 at 2:19 pm Ji said,
Happy Monday!
stay Cool!
xo
greetings from Jingle
On 12 April 2010 at 2:20 pm Ana Goncalves said,
Hey Jannie,
I feel excited for you! YEY!
Yes. Thank you.
I moved to England from Portugal, when I was 8 and a half and didn’t know a word of English. My parents put me straight into Portuguese schooling so that I would continue with my first language, Portuguese. Although I still speak Portuguese (only with my parents) I feel more comfortably writing in English though I still do notice that my English language isn’t fully coherent seeing as I only learnt the basic English when I came over to this country. I have variant pockets of differences and experiences between the two languages. I love writing Portuguese and speaking it, and I wish I could feel more comfortable speaking Portuguese as to me it feels like my most natural language out of the two. I feel priviliged and excited when I bump into someone who speaks Portuguese, as it gives me the chance of speaking Portuguese and having the chance to get to know them in that language. I feel very lucky to have both English and Portuguese in my life and in having the opportunity of expressing myself through either, when I feel.
That is wonderful that you are hoping to getting your funny typos published!
Do keep us posted as when you do!
On 12 April 2010 at 2:36 pm Paige said,
thanks for washing me well after the sin in the rocking chair, but we won’t mention that again. Okay?
Now can you tell me why we see typos after we hit publish?
BB did you find all the eggs?
ps-nothing in the mail yet
On 12 April 2010 at 3:55 pm Dot said,
They all made me smile, but “fattucini” made me laugh out loud! Now, about Blue Bunny’s typos…..
On 12 April 2010 at 4:07 pm sheila said,
Bloggers ARE the sweetest poople! lol. You goofball. (I actually typed googball and corrrected it. lol)
On 12 April 2010 at 4:07 pm sheila said,
ughhhhh corrected isn’t spelled with 3 R’s…lol. You’re rubbing off on me.
On 12 April 2010 at 7:54 pm Jannie said,
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Hi Jingle!! I see you have landed again like a blog fairy. Have you had a great day today? Did you work? Did you play? Did you sing and dance?? Did you enjoy nature? I did stay cool. Did you? Summer is coming fast! Spring bribes us with pretty bluebonnets and skies before summer slams us with its merciless heat.
YOU know Austin very well.
Ana!! I have noticed on your blog your art words are in English — so now I understand the full story of your language and move as a child. Do you love Antonio Carlos Jobim?? I’ve been a big fan for 20 years. It is a big gift to speak more than 1 language. I used to be about 80% there with French. now I’m probably 60% 50? Oy.
Paige!!
Yes, the rocking chair sin, and subsequent washing. Our little secret forever!! winkie-wink. BB said he was heading over to your realm with a message about your pressies shipping to you P.O. box tomorrow. btw, I still LOVE your gravatar. And I never told you this, but until I met you in person, I thought you had big, big blonde Texas hair, wore heels, and shiny dresses. I really did!!! I am NOT joshing. What do you think of THAT??
Dot!! I thoguht BB was actually getting pretty good there for a wile wit his speling. butt he haz sliped of late, i see. fattucini, one forkful makes me feel fat. I could eat cesar salad All Day Long, tho. Seriously! I seem to recall you like Greek salads, but feta is not my favorite thing.
Sheila!! hey, googball. I’m enjoying your Willy World vacation shots. And wondering if I should get that Ajax plug-in that allows commenters to correct their comment wihtin a specified amount of time. Also wondering if it’s about time to get a pedicure, it’s been… Well, it’s been a while. Sansal season is pretty-much here now.
That’s all folks!!
xoxoox
On 12 April 2010 at 8:47 pm Daisy said,
HA HA HA! Another great collection! I think #5 is my favorite.
On 12 April 2010 at 9:33 pm Talon said,
Jannie and Kelly and Jim and Blue Bunny are good pooples!
Thanks for the laughs, Jannie!
On 12 April 2010 at 10:06 pm Lance said,
Jannie,
Hi!!!!!!!
It’s Monday!! Better than that, though (infinitely better…even though I do love Monday’s) is being HERE – in Jannie-land!!
And what’s that I see – dark chocolate in the rocking chair – that sounds SINfully delicious!!
Oh…and there’s a FUNNY VIDEO on your sidebar!! Did you know that??? Or did Blue Bunny create that and not tell you??? It is FUNNY and LOVELY!!!! I listened while sitting in my rocking chair eating that sinfully wonderful dark Belgium chocolate….
Reason #6 – Reason #951 of 951: Jannie shines love and care and her beautiful voice and flowers and ice cream and everything good and beautiful out into the world. That I have felt some of this….I am blessed!!! Jannie, you ARE what wonderful is all about!
On 12 April 2010 at 11:17 pm Patricia said,
Thank you for your good humor and keeping us laughing out loud…oh how those typos just pop up! Thank you
On 13 April 2010 at 12:35 am Sean said,
Aww you’ll wash me well till we meet again, that’s sweet. LOL
On 13 April 2010 at 1:16 am Thomma Lyn said,
Nitified! I wanna be nitified! Wait a minute — I think I’ll pass on that.
But I’ll have to remember ketchup as a good means of drowning French fires. And all told, I wonder how many milecules I’ve hiked in my life?
Tee hee — I love your funny typos!
You bring a smile to my face with every post, my sweet, charming, witty and wonderfully talented friend.
xoxoxo
On 13 April 2010 at 1:57 am SnaggleTooth said,
Always worth the trip!
Some of these remind me of being Rypo-like…
But why did “French fires being drowned with ketchup” really make me laugh?
Because of the visual of my squeeze ketchup putting out a fire perhaps-
That Degender is a horrible fate!
I did this one: ” I sailed my ship to the sore.” That’s where I’m docked right now!~
Was your new lyric a swear word?
Many thanks for the laughs (need need need them!)
N Happy Trails 2U2
On 13 April 2010 at 2:51 am Tess The Bold Life said,
Jannie,
I think “doll moments” say what you and your blog are all about. Your and Kelly’s doll moments and sharing them with the world. I so love how you find humor in the little typos of life!
On 13 April 2010 at 6:47 am Caity said,
Haha these are fantastic! I absolutely love these.
On 13 April 2010 at 7:59 am Zeenat{Positive Provocations} said,
HI Jannie,
I am giggling like a little girl reading these typos. Have always loved all your typo editions….but they still seem to get funnier everytime
and #5 left me in splits! sin the rocking chair…
Much Love,
Z~
On 13 April 2010 at 8:12 am Tony Single said,
Wordpress Degender? Eek!
Better not use that then. Don’t want to lose my man status!
On 13 April 2010 at 8:41 am Glenn Buttkus said,
It is good to have Lane Savant back in Funsterland. He could “bearly” make it, you know. And of course, we have Lance gushing wonderous. He never lets us down.
1. Personally, I was corn to be bad; or so they say.
2. I am proud to report that Jannie has nitified me on several occasions.
3. Jannie has one of the finest bogs I have ever commented on, enit?
4. When asked I always couch for Jannie, and for BB too.
5. As many have stated, soon, way too soon, we will all be lined up in infinite lines of rocking chairs, holding appendages, stroking ankles, across the slats, and the Church Lady will parade up and down telling us how “special” it all is.
6. I realized that I never wood have received my Billy Collins book unless Jannie had BB or Kelly nail it to me. Happy nailing.
7. French fires can not stand up to ketchup; never have, never will. Now Japanese fires are a different kind of flame; must be extinquished with mustard; who is a colonel in the library.
8. “Wordpress Degender” is a very new piece of software that will revolutionize the Sexual Revolution; or so they say. For now, suffice it to say, it remains a touchy subject.
9. Oddly, there in the paradise of Austin, TX, only there can one experience the magic that is a wild chill; and for every 100 below, there are 120 above,
and 37 in the middle, the Oreo Zone.
10. I don’t know who Jannie keeps such a fabulous figure gorging herself silly on 12 kinds of fattuchini; my favorite is karret fattuchini, from an old rabbit family recipe.
11. I have aspired all my life to be an assome poet. Some day I, too, will join their hollowed ranks.
12. So versitile, our Miss Jannie; beyond beer and donuts, we find her ready to wine down at the drop of a Stetson.
13. I suspect that your ship would have broken its back on the reef long before it crashed into the sore.
14. Yes, Jannie Funster has starred this blog for over a year; and what a fun-filled fabulous year it has been! May you star forever, or at least for another year.
15. As a prime poople, I admit to a certain degree of sweetness, even though too often my vitreolic nature runs toward bile and sarcasm.
16. Ain’t it a bummer just as you fall to sleet, all the best lines of poetry, all the great lyrics, and rube goldberg contraptions come to mind. But heck, we all need at least 8 hours of sleet.
17. Actually I am proud to find out that there are no doll moments over on my blog. Dolls scare me more than clowns. Remember Chucky?
18. We are all merely piles of misty milecules, swirling carbon units, all humming and wailing a happy tune.
19. I have been diabled for over 10 years. I have a diable placard to prove it.
20. I appreciated being washed well. Don’t forget behind the ears.
And that is all the bra-flinging and covorting one can stand for now!
On 13 April 2010 at 9:26 am Jannie said,
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Okay, you funny-bunnies, heeeeer’s Jannie.
Daisy!! What is it about number five??!! Over half of you have mentioned it. Sin is a big gripper, I think.
Glad you enjoyed them, Sweetie!
Talon!! YOU are some of the absolutely goodest poople I have ever or will ever have the joy and privilege of knowing. BB was so thrilled with your comment! He always loves a personal mention, of course. he sends major love to you.
Lance!! WHAT!?!??! BB put a video the in my sidebar already? He said he was going to put up the one tomorrow of me showing how to boil water in 12 easy steps. Here, let me go watch it… Oh, it’s not the water-boiling one! It’s me singing blogging tips. I guess that’ll work! Ahhhh, my starfisher of men — thanks for your kind werds — I mean words!!
Patricia!! Yes, they keep popping up (and poping up, and pooping up) and I actually missed a few this time ’round, was in a rush and thought I’d remember them, but no — out of my brain they went. Oh well — they will return, I’m sure.
glad you got some chuckles!!
Sean!! Like Jesus, I will kneel and wash your feet, yes. But I don’t do windows!!
Thomma Lynn!! Okay, I’ll leave the nits out of your brownies. (this time)
I just happened to have a gallon jar of ketchup sitting optn on the countertop when my French book spontaneously burst into flames. For all your incendiary dousing needs, there’s no other kinds, once you’ve tried Heinz! 
Snaggle!! You made it through. Darned old C-drive, as I mentioned, ours fills up so freaking fast, the videos do it. I need to go through all my jpegs, anyway and delete the duds. Computers!! But just so glad you made it over here!! Yes, Degendering if you’re not a fan of it could be a horrible thing indeed. A swear word? A SWEAR word??? What? Sweet little sunshine and roses, and I never cuss Jannie??
Oh, and more laffs coming soon in anohter “Am I The Only One” post. Well, I hope y’all will laff. Or chuckle. Or at least break a smile!! 
Tess!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, doll moments over here.
Now who’s the doll?? YOU are!! I love ya Super-Big-Mush. I love ALL you peeps super-big-much! You are my sunshines, my only sunshines. You make my hoppy when skies are grey! 
Caity!! Ahhh, you sweet thang, I bet you say that to ALL the Jannie’s who post their typos on the web.
Zeenat!! ANOTHER one for the rocking chair sins!! That does seem to be to most popular one! So glad, Sweet sweet Zeenat that you got some giggles. I just read the list again, out loud and started giggling too!! Much love you YOU too!!!
Tony!! TONY!?!? Is that really YOU?? Thanks a bunch for popping over. Your gravatar is a total HOOT! Yes, the olde degender one, that could make for an very very big “ouch!” and ensuing tough life.
Glenn!! I was thrilled to have a Land landing here again, alwyas a hoot when he pops in. Yes, Lance is a wonderment. How did we EVER live without him before?? Corn to be bad — I’ve heard that about you!
yes, you have been a nitified winer — I mean WINNER (of course) 
here for a long time. Do you like my peatmoss bog or my cranberry bog best?? Church Lady!! You know I do that dance very well! Just call me Jannie Carvey! And chuckes aplenty on all else you said — me thinks your comment was funnier than the original post!! 
xoxoxoxo
On 13 April 2010 at 9:28 am suzen said,
Hi Jannie! Fabulicious! Got my smile werkin!
hugs
suZen
On 13 April 2010 at 9:43 am Jannie said,
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Hi Suzen! And what a beautiful smile you have!! Hugs right back at ya — big bear ones.
xoxo
On 13 April 2010 at 10:03 am LL Cool Joe said,
Ha Ha love the “SO great to finally wine down at the end of the day.”
And what’s the one thing that helps us to wind down at the end of the day? Wine. So really it’s not a typo at all!
On 13 April 2010 at 11:10 am Robin Easton said,
Dear Sweet Jannie, you are SUCH A JOY. I’ve been reading several of your posts with your daughters comments, and laughing out loud. You are a breath of REALLY fresh air. My heart swells with joy and pride for you because you see and appreciate her so much. She is BRILLIANT!! SO are you Jannie. We know where your daughter gets it form.
I’d LOVE to hear you singing on problogger. I’ll go and look for it. Do you have specific link? You have a GREAT voice, and are just filled with kindness and love and soooo much LIFE!! You are infectious!! LOL!! You really are.
Hugging you dear soul and sooooooo proud of you.
Love,
Robin s
On 13 April 2010 at 11:28 am J.D. Meier said,
“Wine down” sounds like the perfect way to cap the day
Sin’ing in rocking chairs sounds mischievous.
On 13 April 2010 at 2:24 pm Ji said,
http://jingleyanqiu.wordpress.com/2010/04/13/the-celebrate-blogger-of-march-in-short-story-writing-award-and-more-announcement-for-nomination/
if nobody responses,
then I will call for cancellations!
Hope that you nominate some funny blogs, or inspirational blogs to the call,
otherwise, ignore.
I worked too hard,
Actually I need a break!
On 13 April 2010 at 2:26 pm Ji said,
lovely roses in your right up corner,
Happy Tuesday!
you rock!
On 13 April 2010 at 3:26 pm Nadia - Happy Lotus said,
Hi Jannie,
This was the best list yet. Each one had me laughing and I love to laugh. Thank you for always spreading your joy and humor with all of us!
On 13 April 2010 at 4:29 pm Jannie said,
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LL Cool Joe from across many salty waves — greetings! Really? You enjoy wine in the evenings? I do too, but not so much lately. Last night I did have a small glass of lovely Irish Cream a friend of Jim’s gave me for Christmas. I had 4 little bottles of champagne last week, the single serving kind. Brut. Well, not REAL champagne, Corbel. And some red wine week before that.
Robin of The Grand Canyon on New Years’ Day — greetings! (That was the Grand Canyon, right in that video?)And I’m only brilliant because of friends like YOU who make my day by sharing their hearts, and the energy reciprocates! I’m so so so so glad I saved her Art Linkletter moments to share with you and that you got a lot out of them — we aim only to please here at Funsterment Central. You are infectious too!! Where have I been most of your You-Tube life — oh yeah, we hadn’t met yet.
Oh, the video, is that one currently on my sidebar (me in the pink shirt.) I’m not sure if he will be mentioning it at all, we were called to submit our links to him for blogging tips. But whether he links to it or not, I have had the good experience of taking the bull by the horns, and DOING IT, BABY!!!
Greeting, J.D. Fellow Earthling. I see you are a wine lover too, perhaps? I bet you have some sweet grapes bursting forth there in the WA summer, some lovely vineyards, I’m sure.
Jingle of the starry skies — greetings! Altho you may have to change your plans if you do not get enough participation, there are always blessingsin disguise at having to make a detour. In fact, the Universe plans each little detour for your learning experience and betterment. I understand little breaks! I think all bloggers need them. And they can come back refreshed and full of life and love. Oh yes — my roses post coming up — I think Friday!! That little picture you mentioned shows the little bush just after I planted it — 5 years ago!
Nadia of the happy blooms — greetings! I don’t know about you, but I think sometimes it depends on my mood how these typo lists hit me. I can read the same list in two different sittings, 2 different mindsets, and find it just the funniest thing EVER the first time — and the other be like.. Well, it’s okay, but not brilliant. Why is that, do you think ? Just a little personal observation on my part. BUT…. the IMPORTANT things is that YOU laughed!
Earthlings, I go now to work on a post for you. You all, y’all
xoxoxo
On 13 April 2010 at 11:54 pm Davina said,
“Years from now we’ll sin in rocking chairs.” My favourite of this bunch, lol. Love it!
On 14 April 2010 at 1:18 am Hilary said,
Hi Jannie .. you’re amazing .. with all these typos .. at the moment the brain is in other places .. but I did type mechanical nose yesterday – instead of noise .. I was commenting about wind farms.
Bye for now – bunny and mother seem exhausted this end after their bungee jumping episode and rest easy with Hardwick! see you at your next post soon – enjoy the rest of the week – Hils
On 14 April 2010 at 4:02 pm Jannie said,
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Davina who has danced from the forest, welcome back. Okay — that IS the most popular one. But not poopular. Not that I know of, anyway. Or have heard.
Hilary, who ushers in the spring flowers, welcome back. I’d love to use your nose / noise one in a future post, if you will so kindly allow? See you too, fair lady.
xoxo
On 14 April 2010 at 7:24 pm Laura Hegfield said,
On 15 April 2010 at 1:19 am Hilary said,
Hi Jannie .. of course .. with pleasure .. nosy noses for noisy nicies .. or neesy niches …
We’re about to get a cloud of ash from Iceland across the UK .. so it’ll be interesting to see what effect it has on our light etc ..
Bye for now – hugs ot BB and the family – Hils
On 15 April 2010 at 9:17 pm Liara Covert said,
“Corny but ohh, so cute!”
On 15 April 2010 at 10:34 pm Jannie said,
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Laura,
Sorry, I missed you slipping in there — always a true delight to have your spirit here in our midst. Thank you.
Hilary.
Thanks for allowing me to use the typo. Now, please, what was the exact context for the typo, if you remember?? no worries if you don’t. Ash? Oh — a volcano?? I am a bit out of the news loop.
Liara of the sunshine meadows.
Corny!! 
Good one!
xoxoox
On 1 May 2010 at 7:35 am Ana Goncalves said,
Dear Jannie,
It’s interesting as I’ve not really heard of Antonio Carlos Jobim. Perhaps my dad may know him. (Just checked him out, and I’m loving the music) Caetano Veloso was rather more popular in Portugal. There are certain brazilian Artists that make it more popular in Portugal than others, as than you have Portuguese music Artists (from Portugal) to follow and they are wonderful and very expressive. Have you heard of Fado? As this type of music genre was born in Lisbon, the capital of Portugal. (I was born here-I do miss it) I visit Portugal every year.
When did you learn French, and did you end up speaking French often? And have people to speak with?