Funny Typos, 17 (the caption cook edition)
Funny Typos | Posted by Jannie on 15 June 2010 @ 2:19 PM 42 Comments
1. It’s so weird how your commets have started going straight to my spam folder.
2. Ummn, strawbeery rhubarb pie — one of my all-time favorites.
3. My friends all drive porches. (I MUST make amends!)
4. There’s 8% tax on top of that, of curse.
5. Your photos are always such a fast for my eyes.
bicycle photo credit : Key West Paddle Sports
6. I bet you’d look sweet on a bicycle built for tow.
7. Miley’s truly the teen poop sensation of our time.
8. The Final Living Room is no farther along than when I last shoed it.
9. Sorry to hear you haven’t been feeding well lately.
10. When I don’t have the exact postage for a letter to Canada, I put two regular stumps on the envelope.
11. Congrats on your “Celibate Blogger” Award! (Okay — why do I think that’ll be a favorite?)
12. At the top of the shutter attack another hinge.
13. You must be so jazzed with yourself, taking the bull by the horse.
14. Is there anything better than garden-fresh strong beans with butter!?!
15. Are you a direct descendant of Caption Cook, like me?
16. All first-timers’ comments will go into mooderation.
17. I think your blog is expanding to super greatmess lately.
18. I was absolutely thrilled to come home and seethe new deck furniture.
19. My Honda’s an older one – year model 202, but runs like new.
20. The kids are out spaying the cat with the hose.
Love, Jannie
xooxoxoxo
If you’re new to my typo series, you may enjoy romping through these…
Funny Typos 16… Funny Typos 15… Funny Typos 14…Funny Typos 13… Funny Typos 12… Funny Typos 11…Funny Typos 10… Funny Typos 9… Funny Typos 8… Funny Typos 7… Funny Typos 6… Funny Typos 5… Funny Typos 4… Funny Typos 3… Funny Typos 2… Funny Typos 1…
On 15 June 2010 at 3:13 pm Dot said,
Your typos are inspired!
On 15 June 2010 at 3:33 pm Glenn Buttkus said,
Hard to believe, but here we are up to FUNNY TYPOS #17. The fun never stops here, it just rolls on like a perpetual motion machine. BB, that Groucho disguise will fool some folks, but not the hardcore Funsters. So just eat your spamalot in Camelot and don’t feel conflicted about it.
1. There is a commet, according to blue bunny, named Blue Racer #12, and it shows up at 3am in the Texas sky, but only on every fifth Thursday on leap year. As to Spam, God help us, they love it in Hawaii; even sell spam burgers at Mickey D’s.
2. Strawbeery fields are forever, and we do have hops and barley fields in WA that make Rainier and Olympia beers. The Beatles drank the brew a lot to wash down their pharmacueticals. Wallace Beery was popular 70 years ago.
3. My other car is a Porch. I wanted a Jagmaur, but it was too expensive. So I settled for a British Strange Rover. Would have liked a Bummer too.
4. All taxes suck, but to have 8% piled on over the old percentages is cursed, cussed, and catastrophic.
5. We Funsters absolutely luv all your photos, Jannie, and they, every one,
are a fast for the eyes. Often I have to slow them down, and reduce their size before I can gain full access and import of the imagery your twitchy finger is responsible for.
6. Love your pic of the fella on his bicycle built for tow, hauling I guess a metal banana with the skin peeled off.
7. Miss Miley’s latest rock video is very sexy, kind of spun off in a Madonna/Brittany Spears direction, and many youngsters do feel that now that she is growing up, she really has become a poop phenomonon.
8. You, dear heart, have shoed us every phase of the Big Jim do over on your abode, and we continue to be fascinated.
9. One of biggear vices is feeding much too well, leaving me with love handles on my love handles. Old and fat; what a great combo.
10. The stumps do work on envelopes headed to Canada, but several of the prairie provinces do not allow it; and charge extra even for stumped mail.
11. I guess you have been tapped into by the Catholics, and the Nerds, and those few good and moral young people out there to whom celibacy is not a dirty word; but a way of life. Even the celibate must blog. It can be a form of birth control.
12. As a carpenter I couldn’t bend a nail properly, so the only way I could ever deal with a hinge is to attack it.
13. Taking the bull by the horse can be educational; especially if the mare is attractive.
14. We boil up strong beans once a month, and paint black dots on them so that Melva can feel like she’s eating back in Texas.
15. Caption Cook is big out here in the Northwest. In British Columbia he discovered all kinds of bays, lagoons, lakes, rivers and Canucks.
16. All things in mooderation, that’s the Zen way, and the Funster way, and no way, yes way, and outtatheway!
17. Pretty catty comment calling Funsterland a greatmess. I prefer to think of it as carefully mussed or adaptive logic or fun Around the Edges.
18. Whenever my wife seethes the receipt for one of my movie DVD shopping sprees, I have to vacuum the cushion in the old dog house, and move in for 23 hours. I need an iphone probably so I can watch movies while in the house.
19. A 202 Honda is a rare model indeed, and it is reliable and cute as hell, but it cannot touch my 208 Suzuki, which is fully robotic, and barista certified.
20. I once spayed a cat with a squirt gun. Didn’t have any water so I used vinegar. The cat left home and I got my butt beat.
.-= Glenn Buttkus´s last blog ..Ode to Jerry in Lorca’s Mood =-.
On 15 June 2010 at 3:38 pm Glenn Buttkus said,
Dang me, Jimmy Dean died, and I still like his frozen breakfast bowls, and more specifically, when I started the above comment, I had zeroed in on being NUMBER ONE commenter, but per usual, I took too long in the creation of it, and Dot slipped right in there first. Congrats Dot. Soon Lance or Fireblossom will be along to add their wisdom and levity.
.-= Glenn Buttkus´s last blog ..Ode to Jerry in Lorca’s Mood =-.
On 15 June 2010 at 3:52 pm Paige said,
poor kittie and miley is the poop star. I have seen several porches going down the road, but have not personally driven any…
look out Nanna’s coming and she’s on her porch rocker going 90 MPH, in the slow lane cause she’s a grandmaw and all
.-= Paige´s last blog ..Face it =-.
On 15 June 2010 at 4:01 pm Natalia said,
Funny! Thanks for the laugh!
I also like #20 by Mr. Buttkus!
.-= Natalia´s last blog ..When life hands you lemons, sometimes all you have is bunch of lemons! =-.
On 15 June 2010 at 5:44 pm Ana Goncalves said,
Brilliant set of typos Jannie.
I enjoyed reading through them very much.
Thank you so much for featuring my giveaway at the top on the far corner of the right hand side. You are extremely generous, and I’m very grateful to have a friend like you.
Hope you are well, and enjoying the week.
.-= Ana Goncalves´s last blog ..Within stillness =-.
On 15 June 2010 at 5:50 pm Lynn said,
Actually the kitten’s caption made me laugh out loud! I’m still chuckling – you are a Funster indeed, Jannie Muffin.
On 15 June 2010 at 6:21 pm barks and karyn said,
hahahaha!
And what’s up with Blue Bunny’s new look and name?
On 15 June 2010 at 6:59 pm Dr. J said,
Good stuff!! What did we do before we had these devious spell checkers??
.-= Dr. J´s last blog ..Lab Notes: 1 in 5 Health Insurance Claims Mishandled; Switching White Rice for Brown Cuts Diabetes Risk =-.
On 15 June 2010 at 7:28 pm Jannie said,
Hey, doods! Fun to read all your comments.
I’m taking the night off blogging to dance on the roof, so I’ll be back to say hey to each commenter in the morrow.
xoxo
On 15 June 2010 at 7:37 pm sheila said,
Love #13! LOL!!!!!!!!!
Hey! what happened to my lovely button?? LOL have you given up on me already?
On 15 June 2010 at 7:38 pm sheila said,
spaying the cat with the hose. OMG Jannie, LOL
On 15 June 2010 at 8:13 pm Davina said,
Whenever I see one of your typo posts in my reader, Jannie, I can’t wait to get over here. As usual, hilarious. Thanks for the chuckle.
“There’s 8% tax on top of that, of curse”… and the “teen poop sensation”. HAHAHAHA
On 15 June 2010 at 9:41 pm sheila said,
lol on the button! I think it goes through August.
)
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That’s why I just love you Jannie.
On 15 June 2010 at 11:50 pm Jhong Medina said,
Hi Jannie,
It’s great and fun to be here. The “There’s 8% tax on top of that, of curse” typos really made me smile and I love your spam folder too.
Best Regards!
.-= Jhong Medina´s last blog ..Win an Apple Ipad by becoming #1 Fan of Mikogo =-.
On 16 June 2010 at 2:28 am SnaggleTooth said,
Nice spam folder artwork!
I’ve been prepping the new Rypo list myself- waiting on pics-work.
I’d love to drive some front porches myself!
Guess Miley’s been doing Ho dances too…
I bet stumps are tough to fit in the mail slot-
Slap that nasty hinge!
Being a Caption Cook is better than being a Caption kook!
First timers are always moody…
Oh no! Poor kitty!
Wow- congrats on the 17th funny edition already!
I make typos at a much slower rate…
.-= SnaggleTooth´s last blog ..Docking =-.
On 16 June 2010 at 4:00 am J.D. Meier said,
You outdid yourself — your pics are perfect. That poor spam is in trouble.
.-= J.D. Meier´s last blog ..3 Take Aways from The Karate Kid =-.
On 16 June 2010 at 8:21 am Glenn Buttkus said,
mistree bunny, you look a lot like the duck that used to hang out on YOU BET YOUR LIFE, with Groucho Marx, always saying, “Say the magic word and we’ll give you a hundred dollars”, sounding like “Say da magick woird and we’ll give ya a hunred dolleers!”. We all hope that blue bunny is safe and sound under that terrific disguise. Are you from Hawaii? The huckapinos love spam there. Really, one can buy spam sandwiches everywhere.
.-= Glenn Buttkus´s last blog ..Ode to Jerry in Lorca’s Mood =-.
On 16 June 2010 at 8:28 am Tony Single said,
Dang it, does my tummy hurt. This had me laughing like an idiot, Jannie!
Especially #20. Oh dear oh dear oh dear…
On 16 June 2010 at 9:16 am Sire said,
Good one Jannie, I had a bit of a laugh even though you made fun of Caption Cook. We wouldn’t be here if it wasn’t for him you know? Then again, perhaps we would but not quite the same.
Congrats on moving up the ladder too. You’ve only been a member for a couple of days and your already on the front page at no.9 Actually you’re just under me and it’s only a matter of time before you’re on top. I’m not sure which position I would like the best. :evil grin:
You’re doing well, keep it up.
On 16 June 2010 at 9:25 am Sara said,
Jannie — One of favorite series:~) I have seen some of my old comments and wow, can I make some BIG mistakes. So, I always enjoy reading these. There are too many I like for me to list as favorites. I’ll just hit the ALL button!
As always, I greatly appreciate the laugh this morning. Thanks:~)
On 16 June 2010 at 9:47 am Linda said,
These are all hilarious. Thanks for such a fun roundup of bloopers and boo-boos.
On 16 June 2010 at 9:55 am reyjr said,
Hi Jannie! Come visit the PG50 Google group okay? You’re featured blogger this week!
Your typos post always give me a good laugh!
Haha!
On 16 June 2010 at 11:43 am Kelly said,
hi mom!! i acually READ your post this time!! my favorite typo was about miley she IS THE teen poop sensation of our time!! it was really funny!
On 16 June 2010 at 11:48 am Hilary said,
Hi Jannie .. Blue Bunny .. doesn’t liek korreshuns beeeing mades too his tipos .. Hardwick alzo tinks he can spells ,, Hilrees tiping gets korrecteds toos oftens wen shees rites to BB .. it upzets her .. she rites rite .. end BBs clethr enuf too enderstaand ze komments .. enjoys ur danzing on ze roofeees.
Beee guds too … Hilrees xoxox
.-= Hilary´s last blog ..Ever Thought of a Map as an Encyclopedia? =-.
On 16 June 2010 at 12:13 pm Jannie said,
Ahhh, free shoes for life, or free coffee?? Definitely COFFEE!!
But I seemed to have digressed, already.
Thanks, Dot. I do believe they were heaven-sent.
Glenn, again, you have made me laugh, especially ALL of them, too many great ones to pick out favorites.
You are a gifted funsterer.
Paige — I guess the porch one tickled your fancy!
Natalia — Glenn is a whole post of fun on his own!
Ahhhh, Ana, you done made me go and blush with your kind words.
You are a wonderful person with a wonderful blog and I’m only too happy to let the world know!!
Hey, Lynn, I’m so naughty.
But often nice.
Hey Karyn, BB is just funning, playing with a new look. I’m sure he’ll be back as himself soon — or maybe playing with another new look.
Hey Dr J. my schtick is to not use a spellchecker, so I can continue to bring you these kinds of posts.
Sheila!! I’m not sure whree in the heck I got the idea that the voting was over this past Sunday.
But your glrious button is back up — and so cute in my sidebar!!
Hey, Davina! Always happy to make you chuckle and to see you here. And I hear if you chuckle as you skip stones, you can get them to skip at least 7 times!
Well hi and welcome Jhong! Nice to meet you Those cursed taxes indeed!
hey, Snag, I see I actually missed a bit of the background off to the edge of the folder. But AWESOME news — I have discvered that after I remve the background from something if I save it as a PNG, I can used it forever with the background still gone — very useful!! Who-hoo!! Yes, I hear that Miley is bgetting rather “grown-up” of late in her dancing, but I most likely won’t be Googling that.
Hey, maybe I AM a caption kook! 
Hey, J.D. Thanks! I too like the photos, 5 seemed the perfect number. I’ll do that in the future. Too bad we couldn’t send comets to spam.
hey, Glenn — BB has a woid for you… deere glenns, it is me blue bunny, i means mistree bunny. and now i haz a lolipoop to eet. i iz nott from hawaiee, i from texis.
Ahhhh, Tony, I am so glad you enjoyed in the spirit I hoped these would hit.
Sire — apparently I am a direct descendant of Cook — but aren’t most of us? And oh my goodness — what?? I’m number nine!! Holy cow! How in the heck did I soar so quickly?? I’m ding nothing, so I guess I’ll keep that up!
Sara, Dear Sara — er, I mean Head Commissioner On Door Notices…
Hit the ALL button — how cute. 
So glad you liked these. I just wish they would come faster, but I’ll take the ones I get as they come.
Hi Linda! How lovely of you to follow me back here — thanks. Any friend of Sara’s is great to meet. Roses & Rainbows! How awesome!! Love your attitude.
Reyjr!! Seriously? No! I’m not worthy, I’m not worthy.
Thanks. You all are soooooo sweet. I will for sure check it out!!
KELLY!!!!! My FAVORITE COMMENTER. Welcome back. You are so awesome. You like the Miley one, eh??
Thank you for actually READING this time. 
xxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo
Hilary!! BB has a word for you… deere hillree, i loves yoo, butt you did not spels one werd korrectly. yo writed komments. but it iz actshully spelled “kommints”. thanks yoo. and my jannie was so wonderfil dansing on she roofs, and she only falled off twise, wit no broked bones.
xxoxxxoxoxoxoxo
On 16 June 2010 at 12:23 pm Lane Savant said,
I had a porch once, got too many tickets, traded it in on a four door veranda.
On 16 June 2010 at 12:56 pm Jannie said,
Lane, THAT cracked me up.
xoxo
On 16 June 2010 at 1:08 pm Evita said,
Ha Jannie!
You know what, I was reading this with others in the room and all of a sudden I burst out laughing. Everyone looked at me. All thanks to you –
You are too funny – my favorite was the kitten – hilarious!
And the photos you chose and found – I don’t know how you do it!
.-= Evita´s last blog ..7 Things I Wish I Had Known Earlier In My Life =-.
On 16 June 2010 at 1:10 pm Chris Edgar said,
“Mooderation” — meaning that, if I’m in a good mood, I’ll keep your comet out of the spam folder! I think that’s some great new bloggity jargon.
On 16 June 2010 at 5:46 pm Alice Audrey said,
Looks like some of these a aren’t typos, they’re Freudian slips. Now I visualize a guy with a beard in a satin slip.
On 16 June 2010 at 11:23 pm Patricia said,
I edited three posts today so IT girl can go to Denmark for her birthday and keep PW up and running. Then I just had to run over here and check on your typos post…this time you really outdid yourself…amazing work here…and great provocation for laughter
Thank you
On 17 June 2010 at 9:32 am SuziCate said,
These are hilarious, but love that Miley is the teen poop sensation!
On 17 June 2010 at 12:14 pm Luisa Doraz said,
I bet the kids made the cat mad. lol
I love all of your takes on this post. Life is a ride and you do enjoy the one you are on. Have fun now. 
On 17 June 2010 at 7:36 pm mm said,
Actually commenting on your song– v.cool and v.funny too! You got a good attitude gurl!
http://mairmusic.wordpress.com/
On 17 June 2010 at 9:48 pm JoyChristin said,
*grin* I absolutely needed that smile today, so thank you!!!
I will digress to share my own smile with you…my daughter and I were inside the office at my storage place. To enter the lot, you need to enter your access code in a machine that looks much like an ATM machine in size. While we were in the office, we noticed that there is a security camera on this access code machine and the camera is focused solely on the faces of the people as they enter their code…oh my!!!! The looks on some faces as they concentrate, cuss, sing–they have no idea they are on camera. We watched for a few minutes, just laughing away…of course I know I’m probably just as ridiculous as I enter my access code…now I will purposely be making outrageous faces:)
.-= JoyChristin´s last blog ..Wednesday Wisdom: Reflections to my Inner Child =-.
On 17 June 2010 at 10:19 pm Daisy said,
Jannie, I love these posts. I can always count on finding a smile here, but these make me laugh out loud. Thanks for being such a day brightener.
.-= Daisy´s last blog ..Food From A to Z– U is for Upside Down Cake =-.
On 18 June 2010 at 12:08 am Rose said,
Your commits. lol Thanks for the laugh. Speaking of laughs- Wait I’ll save that for a future blog post.
On 18 June 2010 at 1:01 am Jannie said,
Hey Evita — I hope you shared my post and that all the other people started laughing out loud too?
That kitten is very ppular in this series, yes.
Hey Alice Audrey — now you got me thinking about that Movie with Meg Ryan and Dennis Quaid where she made the Freudian Slip for her Hallowe’en costume.
Did you see it? What was the name of that film?? Hmmm.
Chris Edgar — only you would come up with that funny line. Your humor is always appreciated!
Hey Patricia — do you realize PW stands for Pioneer Woman and Patricia’s Wisdom? Two of my favorite blogs! I’d love to be going to Denmark. And eating soome cheese.
Hey Suzicate — that you should find joy and / or merriment and / or crack a smile at even one of these is delightful to me.
Hey, Luisa — are you still away and checking in, or are you back from your fabulous voyage? I have not checked your site since yesterday. Glad you enjyed this typo ride.
Hey MM — you mean that rather silly song in my sidebar?
Geez, I was not the best in that vocally. I want to finish a couple new songs and sing them for you guys!! I really do.
Hey JoyChristin — THAT is funny. People are so funny to watch when they don’t know they are being watched. Will you go back again for more entertainment??
I bet it’s super fun for the ones bored in the office.
Daisy — ahh, thanks for being a constant day brightener here. Laughing out loud is very very good indeed. I do it quite a few tiems a day if I can.
Rose — wow, you’re back yet again. Awesome! What’s the laugh? What’s the laugh? Please don’t keep me in suspense, I’m not patient enough.
xoxox
On 21 June 2010 at 2:29 pm Short Poems said,
Lovely post and great blog, enjoyed it
On 23 June 2010 at 8:43 am Alice Audrey said,
Nope. I didn’t see that film. Seems like the only movies I see are the ones my dh drags me off to.
On 26 June 2010 at 2:07 pm Jannie said,
Hey “Short Poems” who does not like flies either —
thanks.
Hey Alice Audrey — The name of the movie was, I think, “No Way Out?” GREAT film.
xoxo