“Spirit!” Funny Keyword Searches — Summer 2010

Funny Searches | Posted by Jannie on 14 September 2010 @ 11:15 AM 42 Comments


Searches that landed folks in Funstertown, as per my Google Analytics report.

— best style for ugly guy
— cute little feet
— friday night activities for a guy with a broken arm
— gymnast pants on fire
— handsome men with chainsaws
— how many people broke their arm today (I don’t know, but so far I’ve no reports Kelly has. Knock on wood.)
— how to walk around with a wedgie all day
— why did my blueberries turn fuzzy


— after my morning coffee and some cookies i fall very fast aleep why?
— fun grocery stores
— japanese poltergeists
— magic perfect butt
— microscopic sidewalk bugs
— naked guy fishing
— satan’s pillow
— stay out of my wine doll
— what’s the best way to get 30 penguins in my igloo?*
— will ants attack chapstick?


— beware the blue beam
— can i drive my snowmobile on grass (no, not even on beer or wine — safety first!)
— dont let the bed bite you
— farm girl biceps
— going to austin to get me some pants
— i have 61 ant bites on my feet
— i have done good things lately
— i love jannie (ahhhh, I love you too!)
— naked mailman
— should I pratice guitar at 4 in the morning?


Photos taken in Canada by my beautiful sister at Mom & Dad’s farm deeded to our wild and happy Irish ancestors in 1830.

Posted with love by Jannie of the funstering fields and forests of frolic and fame.


P.S. That woodpile of Dad’s?  Mom married her handsome chainsaw guy 51 years ago!!

P.P.S.  My American friends — 11/08/2006 means 11th August, 2006, not November 8th, 2006.

P.P.P.S.  The littler girl is Kelly – then age 4, the bigger one my niece, Alyssa then age 6.




*This refers to Clup Penguin, of course.

P.P.P.P.S.  Jannie loves you.

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  • 1

    On 18 September 2010 at 4:00 pm

    Jannie said, 

    Well AA — No!! I was wrong — sorry — I doubled it accientally. I spend 2 horus in car for school transport, roughly 30 mins there, and back, twice. But do carpool one day a week.

    Wow, 4 hours would suck big-time. Don’t ya feel a LOT better now for me!!!


  • 2

    On 27 November 2010 at 3:04 am

    Happy Five-Oh, Harry Big Bro | Jannie Funster said, 

    […] you are well  Harry-The-Scary-Cherry, 2700 miles away in Fun Land, but more alive and alove in my heart than […]

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