Blue Bunny Header Ideas, 99+ And Counting

1. Cowboy(check)

2. UT Football. Sorry G-Man, but I AM living in Longhorn Land.  At least we’ll always have this … 

3. Tennis (check)

4. Hockey
5. Baseball

5.5 All other sports
6. Policeman
7. Judge
8. Doctor
9. Dentist
10. Vampire
11. Ghost
12. Fireman
13. The Tin Man
14. Parachuting
15. W Building Blocks
16. At Computer
17. Farmer
18. Einstein
19. Punk Rocker (check)

20. Bling-y (Joey will like that one!)
21. Butler
22. Karrit Gardener (check)

23. Carpenter
24. Waterskiier
25. Leprechaun
26. Cupid
27. Astronaut
28. Train Engineer
29. Bee Keeper
30. Happy Peasant Musician
31. Pirate? (A nice pirate, a swash-buckling caring sort)
32. Batman
33. Superman
34. Spiderman
35. The guys in Kiss
36. House Painter
37. Picnic (check)

38. Architect
39. The Great Pumpkin
40. Mariachi
41. Hawaiin (check)

42. Surfer

42.1 Windsurfer

42.2 Snow Mobiling
43. Angel
44. Sun (check) (well, sunflower — close enough.)

45. Violinist
46. Trumpeter
47. Trombonist
48. Drummer
49. Kelly’s 9th Birthday (check)

50. Christmas (Yes, I’ll probably have dozens over the years!)

50.1 Other Celebratory Holidays, various faiths.

50.2 Martial Arts
51. Easter Bunny (see 50.1)
52. Photographer
53. Birch bark canoe / Native American Headdress (I mentioned my mind wanders, eh?)

53.1 Speaking of “eh”… my home and native land, where I’ll be spending at least a month next summer!!(check)

53.2 and this great land I live in… (check)

53.3 Cinco de Mayo!

53.4 — All other nations’ festivities, including that crazy college thing they do in Japan –  dodging 2,000 lb logs rolling down a hill. You’ve seen that on tv, right??

54. Viking
55. Nun
56. Priest
57. Monk
58. The Pope
59. Alpine Yodeler

59.1 Kelp knitter
60. Bullfighter?  Nah, not too crazy on that, or on boxing. 

(But I don’t mind seeing a bunch of dumb-asses try to out-run huge logs down muddy slopes.)

60.1 Wrestling!

60.2 Turtle race referee

60.3 referee in general

60.4 Umpire!

60.5  Bicyclist

60.6 All other modes of transport, BB at the helm.
61. Robin Hood
62. Daniel Boone
63. Lemonade stand
64. Cake Baker (check)

65. Chef
66. Barbecuing
67. Mechanic
68. Nurse
69. Airline Pilot
70. Lumberjack (check)

71. Magician
72.  Soccer (wait, I mentioned all other sports, right??)

73. Organic hops harvester
74.  Camping
75. Baking Cookies
76. Autumn leaves (check, as of today)
77. Snow frolic

77.1 Ice skating

77.2 Shepherd boy

78. Artist (check)

 
79. Eating and drinking various stuffs (check!  Here’s my fave so far)

80. playing keyboard (check) (That’s actually MY Casio, the one Kelly uses. I took the photo and Shopped the background out!)

(skinny jazmeene the skwirrell I found on the Net. She lost some tail fluff in the great Filbert Fiasco.)

81. Teacher

81.1 Moses (See 81!!)

81.2 Bedtime (never seen until this post, check)

82. All other musical instruments!!

83. Fishing (check, check and check.) Here’s one from back when BB was still a disembodied guy in the air.

84.  Princess Leia

84. Miner

85.  Tailor

86. Tinker

87. Sailor! (check!)

87.1 Candlestick maker

87.2 Nostradamus

87.3 Charlie Chaplin

87.4 Other famous peeps, dead and / or alive, ones who made good contrubutions to society.

87.5 Such as, Edison.

88. With Kite (check)

 89. Swimming / Snorkeling  (check)

89. All other kinds of baked goodies!

90. Ornithologist. (check)

91. Cutting grass

92. Downhill Skiing

93. Egyptian

94. Hippie

95. Disco Dancer

96.  Acrobat

97.  Caveman

98. Brick-layer

99. Insurance Salesman

99.1 TV weather man

(Please forgive any duplicates, I am blogging with speed today .)

Any other BB ideas you can think of?  If you leave an idea I like and use in the coming decades, I’ll create a fan-fared link to you for it, whoo-hoo!!!

Thanks!

xoxoo

P.S. Don’t forget on Sept 23rd I’m launching a give-away post here for 5 modern poetry books, 5 of these… AND… 7 peeps will win hand-written letters from me on pretty stationery mailed with some of these actual stamps… Give-away open WORLD-WIDE!!!

(Winners to be decided by a random comment number plan still incubating in me.)

P.P.S. My Daily Photo page above will hopefully soon be live and kicking too — please stay tuned. My blog and friend base is growing, and I’m happy about that!

Thanks so much!

Love Jannie

xoxoxoxoxo

Already Spoken For

The money’s already spoken for,
of course (as money often is)
– blog upgrades, Amazing Camera,
laptop for someone, donuts, beer,
stretch pants with nary a hole in the rear.

Hark, what treasure through yonder
eBay window doth beckon and thrill,

but no gold ever matching
the green leaves of trees
and the Sweet Pea’s knees.

That was a Friday Flash Fiction 55 for the G-Man.

(That was me drinking wine in the tree recently.)

(That was the Sweet Pea in the tree when she was wee.)

A very fine tree, planted it myself  in 1994.

But I digress. The point is…

G-Man and his Friday Flash Fiction 55 are fun — and free!

Let him know you’ve posted a 55, and all your dreams will come true!!

from Jannie.

xoxoxxo

“Spirit!” Funny Keyword Searches — Summer 2010

Searches that landed folks in Funstertown, as per my Google Analytics report.

JUNE
– best style for ugly guy
– cute little feet
– friday night activities for a guy with a broken arm
– gymnast pants on fire
– handsome men with chainsaws
– how many people broke their arm today (I don’t know, but so far I’ve no reports Kelly has. Knock on wood.)
– how to walk around with a wedgie all day
– why did my blueberries turn fuzzy

JULY
– after my morning coffee and some cookies i fall very fast aleep why?
– fun grocery stores
– japanese poltergeists
– magic perfect butt
– microscopic sidewalk bugs
– naked guy fishing
– satan’s pillow
– stay out of my wine doll
– what’s the best way to get 30 penguins in my igloo?*
– will ants attack chapstick?

AUGUST
– beware the blue beam
– can i drive my snowmobile on grass (no, not even on beer or wine — safety first!)
– dont let the bed bite you
– farm girl biceps
– going to austin to get me some pants
– i have 61 ant bites on my feet
– i have done good things lately
– i love jannie (ahhhh, I love you too!)
– naked mailman
– should I pratice guitar at 4 in the morning?

Photos taken in Canada by my beautiful sister at Mom & Dad’s farm deeded to our wild and happy Irish ancestors in 1830.

Posted with love by Jannie of the funstering fields and forests of frolic and fame.

xoxoxoxo

P.S. That woodpile of Dad’s?  Mom married her handsome chainsaw guy 51 years ago!!

P.P.S.  My American friends – 11/08/2006 means 11th August, 2006, not November 8th, 2006.

P.P.P.S.  The littler girl is Kelly – then age 4, the bigger one my niece, Alyssa then age 6.

Whoo-hoo.

xoxooxx

*This refers to Clup Penguin, of course.

P.P.P.P.S.  Jannie loves you.

And Now She Is 9

As a newborn she wore the Bambi shirt. Now her doll wears it.

Kirsten, American Girl Doll — 18″ tall.

Kelly at birth — 18.5″ tall.

Kelly today — very petite for her age. But perfectly perfect in every way.

Happy Birthday, Angel.  Mom and Dad love you more than anything!

I know you’re not officially 9 until 2:10 p.m. but I couldn’t wait to post this!!  Of course you’re sleeping now anyway.

Sweet dreams, Angel. Sweet dreams.

xoxoxoxoxxoxoxooxoxoxoxo

 don’t werry – i catched the bloon!

Is It Okay To Be Gay? (A poem in 55 words)

Is it okay to be gay?

Of course! Why wouldn’t it be, if you are?

Is that 55 words yet?

No but seriously,

All you really need to know is love is love,

the great equal opportunity rainbow refractor

of well-meaning hearts and minds everywhere.

Love – always the way to go, in sun and rain and snow.
 

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Thus sayeth Jannie in a  Friday Flash Fiction in 55 Words hosted weekly by the G-Man.

Who is the G-Man?  Galen in Michigan – a fun, nice, sensitive, burly, ass-kicking blogger. 

(Photos of Umbrella Girl – my shiniest rainbow ever, taken this morning.)

Umbrella Girl turning 9 years old this Saturday!!

Hope you will pop back in for her special birthday post — it’ll be extra cute!

xoxoxo

 jazmeene, kan pleze you clime the tree to resskue my new kite?  thanks yoo!