Funny Typos — 20

Funny Typos | Posted by Jannie on 8 March 2011 @ 2:34 PM 37 Comments

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1. Yep — that’s me, writing songs and dinging for donuts and beer.

2. Self judgement is best kicked to the curd. (and awhey! — HA, HA!)

3. It’s about a mile to the castle as the cow flies.

4. I’m gonna try to go another 2 whole days without washing my heir.

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5. I got some beautiful foil Christmas warp for 70% off!

6. While out waking my hounds around the hood yesterday… (poor narcoleptic little suckers)

7. I LOVE the Friday Flask 55s!

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8. Gonna do my dishes, bust first to a nice bath. (should this also be in my bra-flinging category?)

9. Their remodel was featured in “This Old Hose” magazine!

10. How did I ever exist before all you sweet blogging budgies came into my life??

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  • 1

    On 8 March 2011 at 3:08 pm

    Lynn said, 

    Funny! I like the thought of being a sweet blogging budgie. :) xo

  • 2

    On 8 March 2011 at 3:20 pm

    dustus said, 

    OMG. hahaha Those are all great, funny typos! The Love Potion 55 pic lmao :)

  • 3

    On 8 March 2011 at 3:54 pm

    A said, 

    Love them, and oh the pictures! 😀

  • 4

    On 8 March 2011 at 3:55 pm

    Alessandra said, 

    Sorry it was me.

  • 5

    On 8 March 2011 at 4:59 pm

    Jannie said, 

    Sweet Lynn, I also think of you as a magnolia, a tulip, a nightingale and a big box of Krispy Kreme.

    Hey Dustus! Lmao will do just fine. I’ll be sure to pass along your compliments to BB — he catches most of these.

    Alessandra! I’m not sorry it’s you. :) Not at all!! I’m always thrilled to see you pop in here, my good spaghetti budgie!!

    Xxxxoooo

  • 6

    On 8 March 2011 at 6:01 pm

    Tess The Bold Life said, 

    No 10 has me ROFLOL! Love the photo of birds and computers. Awesome.

  • 7

    On 9 March 2011 at 12:09 am

    Talon said, 

    Better a kick in the curd than a kick in the butt!

    lol @ “This Old Hose” – we got a couple of those hanging in the garage :)

    Loved your typos, Jannie. Mine are never funny…sigh…xxxx

  • 8

    On 9 March 2011 at 12:22 am

    desk49 said, 

    Some day’s we do okay
    other ones we step
    on our tongues

  • 9

    On 9 March 2011 at 1:59 am

    SnaggleTooth said, 

    Ding, ding, DING! There’s another one…
    I saw a cow fly in “Twister” once-
    Xmas has become pretty warped these days!
    It’s really a bummer walking sleeping dogs.
    What was in the flask? 55 proof?
    I like whole body bathing better…
    Is the old hose going to have a white hose press conference?
    We do budge right into these comments-

    8, definately!

    Thanks- very funny! Never get sick of the bubbles shot-

  • 10

    On 9 March 2011 at 6:45 am

    Natalia said, 

    Love em! :) Bust to the bath!

  • 11

    On 9 March 2011 at 8:09 am

    Daisy said, 

    So funny! I love the pictures too. Your heir looks pretty clean to me. 😀

  • 12

    On 9 March 2011 at 8:23 am

    Jannie said, 

    Dearest Tess, those are my budgies (NOT!) :)

    Dearest Talon, the only butt I ever kick is my own.

    Dearest Desk49, not 48, or 50, yo! Alwayss grate — I mean GREAT to see you!!

    Dearest Snaggle — your comment ROCKS!! You can budge in here any time!!!

    Dearest Natalia, bust first — always!! :) :)

    Dearest Daisy, my heir was 3 or 4 in that pic. She liked baths better in those days! :)

    xoxoxooxoxxooxoxoxxxo

  • 13

    On 9 March 2011 at 9:32 am

    brian said, 

    why do i have to wait until friday to have the flask? too funny jannie…happy wednesday

  • 14

    On 9 March 2011 at 9:51 am

    Linda said, 

    I love your bloopers posts. They are hilarious! My mistakes are never that funny. Except for one time when I e-mailed hubby to let him know it was “pizz night”. It was supposed to be “pizza night”.

  • 15

    On 9 March 2011 at 9:53 am

    Linda said, 

    My last comment went to moderation. I twisted up my e-mail address. :(

  • 16

    On 9 March 2011 at 10:40 am

    Hilary said, 

    Hi Jannie .. poor old castle if it has cows flying at it .. can see them being triggered out of a gun barrel, expanding and flying happily above and into the castle .. love the other typos .. cheers & hope the heir is truly cleansed by now? Hilree xoxoxo

  • 17

    On 9 March 2011 at 11:16 am

    G-Man said, 

    Janelle…I am so stealing that pic.

  • 18

    On 9 March 2011 at 11:25 am

    Jannie said, 

    Dearest Brian, All days of week a-ok. :) Like Microlager Monday, etc. :)

    Dearest Linda of pizz night. I remember when I was a student French teacher intern… Backstory: swimminng pool in French is “une piscine” and a kid called a toilet a “piscine” which is pronounced “piss in” (kinda) Anyway, way TMI. Thanks for pooping in, as usual to give my heart a smile. Oh, and Dearest Linda, again. No worries — BB quickly got you out of moderation! :)

    Dearest Hilary, well, if pigs can fly… why not the beings that bring us fresh English spring cream for our crumpets. :) Yes, the heir got cleansed, and brushed her hair with a boar’s hair brush. Milkshake and baby-swing girl gave it to me bairn the Friday of their Huts Hamburgers dancing glee. :)

    xoxoxoxoo

  • 19

    On 9 March 2011 at 11:26 am

    Jannie said, 

    G-Man! Gee-Man!! Gee, sure!!! Take any photo you want from this site!

    xoxoxoxo

  • 20

    On 9 March 2011 at 12:25 pm

    Alice Audrey said, 

    Budgies are birds, right? You’d think we’d be twittering instead of blogging.

  • 21

    On 9 March 2011 at 1:05 pm

    Vered | Blogger for Hire said, 

    Needless to say, #8 is my favorite. :)

  • 22

    On 9 March 2011 at 3:18 pm

    Aimee said, 

    I’ve always wanted to see cows fly.

    Very funny as usual :)

  • 23

    On 9 March 2011 at 4:40 pm

    Kavita said, 

    LOLZ… super hilarious, Jannie!! Loved them all… but no. 7 (And the corresponding picture) totally got me rolling on the floor !! HAHAHAHA

    You are awesome, J!!!!
    mwaahhzz and hugs!!

  • 24

    On 9 March 2011 at 8:10 pm

    Mama Zen said, 

    “This Old Hose” just killed me!

  • 25

    On 9 March 2011 at 8:59 pm

    Davina Haisell said, 

    Ohhh, Jannie. These were especially good ones! ROFL :-)

    Self judgement is best kicked to the curd. (and awhey! — HA, HA!) <— BOOOO!!!
    It’s about a mile to the castle as the cow flies.
    I’m gonna try to go another 2 whole days without washing my heir.

  • 26

    On 9 March 2011 at 10:00 pm

    Jannie said, 

    Ladies — blogging budgies, I love you!

    I am going to be and shall return on the morrow to speak to you all.

    xooxoxoxo

  • 27

    On 10 March 2011 at 2:25 am

    KB said, 

    Hehe! Very good.

  • 28

    On 10 March 2011 at 9:38 am

    LL Cool Joe said, 

    Ha ha they all cracked me up, but the budgies and “This Old Hose’ got me the most!

    Keep making me smile because i need it at the moment!

  • 29

    On 10 March 2011 at 1:05 pm

    Jannie said, 

    Hey, KB. :) :) xoxoxo

    Hey, Joey, smile!!! (And what did you think of my jokes? I’ll have to pop over and read your reply.) :) :) xoxoxo

  • 30

    On 10 March 2011 at 1:39 pm

    K said, 

    I need to wash my heirs too!

    Thanks for sharing.

  • 31

    On 10 March 2011 at 2:10 pm

    Alessandra said, 

    I loved your comment on Mama Zen’s last post, sooo true!!!!!

  • 32

    On 10 March 2011 at 2:40 pm

    Jannie said, 

    K! Lately she’s going through a phase of not wanting to wash her self so much — oh well — summer’s coming up in a couple months, it’ll be back to the Lake soon enough. :)

    Dearest A — what the heck did I say over at Mama Zen’s past post. I forget — I really do!! You’re gonna make me go over and check. I hadn’t been on her blog in like, a week — and I read and commented on a few of her last posts. And heeeeere I go!

    xoxoxo

  • 33

    On 10 March 2011 at 4:18 pm

    sheila said, 

    Friday FLASK 55
    *snort*
    LOL!!!!!!!!!!

  • 34

    On 10 March 2011 at 6:01 pm

    Belinda said, 

    Jannie, only YOU can make me feel good about typos! I can’t stand them especially if they’re written by me. And those photos rock! xoxo

  • 35

    On 10 March 2011 at 8:47 pm

    Jannie said, 

    AHHH, Belinda — you are much too kind. But I LOVE it. Thanks.

    xoxo

  • 36

    On 11 March 2011 at 6:50 pm

    secret agent woman said, 

    Ha ha! My younger heir would go two days without washing himself if I didn’t remind him to get a shower.

  • 37

    On 13 March 2011 at 10:17 am

    Jannie said, 

    Hi Secret Agent Woman!! Mine wants to do the same, oy.

    xooxoxo

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