I Need A Man By Jannie
Sue Funster
I
need a man with a chainsaw
I need a man with an axe
A guy who's good in the garden
Who'll give my weeds a whack
I need a man to trim my hedges
To fertilize and cut the grass
I need a man with a chainsaw
I need a man with an axe
I need a man with a tractor
I need a man with a plow
A guy who'll rise at daybreak
To milk my favorite cow
I need a man to feed my chickens
And give my hogs their morning chow
I need a man with a tractor
I need a man with a plow
'Cause out here on the farm alone
It ain't easy on my own
Lord, won't you send me someone fine
I promise I'll
treat him right
And hold him close most every night
I promise not to run him off...this time, Oh,
I need a man with a chainsaw
I need a man like you
A guy who'll have me and hold me
And do what I tell him
to do
I need a man to fix me dinner
And fix my old Toyota too
I need a man with a chainsaw
I need a man like you