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		<title>&#8220;Spirit!&#8221; Funny Keyword Searches &#8212; Summer 2010</title>
		<link>http://www.janniefunster.com/2010/09/14/spirit-funny-keyword-searches-summer-2010/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Sep 2010 16:15:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jannie</dc:creator>
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Searches that landed folks in Funstertown, as per my Google Analytics report.
JUNE
&#8211; best style for ugly guy
&#8211; cute little feet
&#8211; friday night activities for a guy with a broken arm
&#8211; gymnast pants on fire
&#8211; handsome men with chainsaws
&#8211; how many people broke their arm today (I don&#8217;t know, but so far I&#8217;ve no reports Kelly has. Knock [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Crazy Bananas: Funny Keyword Searches, 8</title>
		<link>http://www.janniefunster.com/2010/06/13/crazy-bananas-funny-keyword-searches-8/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 13 Jun 2010 05:02:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jannie</dc:creator>
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What were some of the more notable searches in March, April and May that landed people on this site?
Funny you should ask!
My favorites&#8230;
QUESTIONS
&#8211;is there a national wedgie day?
&#8211;does glenn close play the ukulele?
&#8211;are mis-matched flip flops in style?
&#8211;what happened on May 10, 1970?
&#8211;where do I find green beer in austin?
&#8211;why do fire ants exist? i hate fire [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>33</slash:comments>
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		<title>Too Much Tequila &#8212; I&#8217;ll Say!!</title>
		<link>http://www.janniefunster.com/2010/03/30/too-much-tequila-ill-say/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Mar 2010 21:15:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jannie</dc:creator>
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Below are real searches that real humans actually typed to land on this site, from this past Nov. through Feb. I read them in my Google Analytics, THE awesomest website stats (free) service on the planet.
GENERALLY BIZARRE &#38; REALLY BIZARRE&#8230;
&#8211; squirrels in bikinis
&#8211; fun things to do with hand sanitizer
&#8211; shirley temple bowling balls
&#8211; smiley [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>52</slash:comments>
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		<title>Weirder And Weirder: Funny Keyword Searches, 6</title>
		<link>http://www.janniefunster.com/2009/11/14/weirder-and-weirder-funny-keyword-searches-6/</link>
		<comments>http://www.janniefunster.com/2009/11/14/weirder-and-weirder-funny-keyword-searches-6/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Nov 2009 18:50:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jannie</dc:creator>
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photo credit:  corbis images
And now the moment I know you&#8217;ve all been holding your breath for&#8230;       &#8220;interesting&#8221; searches that landed people on this site in September and October&#8230;
&#8211; bra ads from the 60s with a cow
&#8211; what does dressed like bunny going down slide dream mean
&#8211; funny lost bra poem
&#8211; kids [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Just Plain What The Heck? &#8212;  Funny Keyword Searches, 5</title>
		<link>http://www.janniefunster.com/2009/09/20/just-plain-what-the-heck-funny-keyword-searches-5/</link>
		<comments>http://www.janniefunster.com/2009/09/20/just-plain-what-the-heck-funny-keyword-searches-5/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Sep 2009 13:12:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jannie</dc:creator>
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photo credit: Mid Life Slices
Friends, I started to categorize these into Butts, Bras, Typos, Miscellaneous and Just Plain WTH? but it seemed so many could be considered just plain WTH? so in random order I give you&#8230;&#160; phrases people typed last month to land themselves in Funstertown.
&#8211; body cast tickling
&#8211; blue things you might see [...]]]></description>
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