Posted by Jannie on 9 March 2010
Welcome to another batch of my typos! With love from Jannie “Junebug” Funster (Funsterment Global, Daily Operations Manager)
1. Where is that picture of my sister hanging from a bean in Canada?
2. Being categorized as a humor blog is quite a cross to beer.
3. Her favorite these days is masked potatoes with gravy.
4. We’re expecting a really big crow at the Kung Fu tournament.
5. Mist bloggers are the sweetest people I know.
6. Your kind words fall upon very appreciative eats.
7. Sunshine almost always makes me hugh.
8. That video had me both laughing and frying at the same time.
9. Just go to this link and scroll down a nit to see me.
10. Kelly and I have yet to get into the whole Happy Potter craze.
photo credit: photobucket
11. Hope your music is gong well?
12. Apparently, she fell down the stars and broke her ankle.
13. One elephant was spraying water from its truck!
14. For me, learning to sing has been a long long toad.
15. I just made a little donution to the cause.
16. We built an addition to the fat end of the master bedroom.
17. If my cleavage ever shows it’s because someone is starting down my shirt.
18. Your sweet words cute me deeply today.
19. Jannie “Junebut” Funster.
20. See ya lather!
(the pea, age 3)
If you’re new to my typo series, here are my earlier wanderments…
Funny Typos 14…Funny Typos 13… Funny Typos 12… Funny Typos 11…Funny Typos 10… Funny Typos 9… Funny Typos 8… Funny Typos 7… Funny Typos 6… Funny Typos 5… Funny Typos 4… Funny Typos 3… Funny Typos 2… Funny Typos 1…
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Posted by Jannie on 8 January 2010
1. Kelly’s fever lifted that same day, but she did have a cough a funny nose for about a week after.
2. I want one of your books! And I want my friend to have one toe.
3. Her eyes are a very rear shade of blue.
4. Mom’s Cokie Jar is a favorite new blog I’ve discovered.
5. I want to fine my scarf and go for a walk.
6. Thanks for your wonderfully engaging review of what sounds like a real winer of a book.
7. Blogging is something I can really put my heart and soil into.
soil photo credit: sustainability ninja
8. Nervousness for me may manifest itself in shallow breathing, a clenched gut and sweety palms.
9. On our 3rd date Jim made me a nice shagetti dinner.
10. ROSIE! I’m so excited — you’ll soon have your won blog!!!
11. I only lasted 10 days on the no-carb duet.
12. Yep, my motto is whittle while you work!
13. I’m leaving in a minute with Kelly to meet a friend and take out girls to the 37th Street Christmas Lights.
14. hoot://www.janniefunster.com
15. I’ve been on the go all day, it’s heaven to finally sit here cooking my heels.
16. Can you feel my hand holding yours across the mills?
17. My dear, YOU ate the funniest blogger I know.
18. Going now. See you bunch of sweaties soon.
In the mood for more mirth??…
Funny Typos 13… Funny Typos 12… Funny Typos 11… Funny Typos 10… Funny Typos 9… Funny Typos 8… Funny Typos 7… Funny Typos 6… Funny Typos 5… Funny Typos 4… Funny Typos 3… Funny Typos 2… Funny Typos 1…
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Posted by Jannie on 5 December 2009
image credit: sapiensgladio
On with my latest typos!!
1. I’m always trying to lure complete stranglers to my blog.
2. Please feel free to e-maul me any time of the day or night.
3. Only one of the new songs I’m writing is in a miner key.
photo credit: synthstuff
4. I had a hard-drive rash but I’m back in business now, Baby!
5. You must be in 7th heaven having found all those new blogs on immorality. [To Robin of Let's live Forever! who blogs on physical immortality...]
6. With new friendships I always go rearing in expecting the best.
7. Unwrapped Halloween candy is something you really have to witch out for.
8. My sister brought me a chocolate mouse I gobbled down. [inadvertent guest bord from a Very Bold Blogger describing a cruise ship buffet treat.]
9. Nothing like running in the cold rain followed by a hot bath, hot chocolate and cozy sweet pants.
10. Our latest service to improve your blobbing experience…
11. You have GOT to enter her picture in a cut kid contest
12. Looks like it’ll be at least another couple years until we move back to Canada, but life is goo here in Austin.
13. Yes, little Emily had fur candles on her cake.
14. When’s the last time YOU ran around with a nag on your head?
15. My deviled egg tray was hand painted by Mongolian broccoli framers.
16. 
my jannie iz out drinking beets agin. [Amazing, as bb's attention to spelling is usually so impeccably impeccable.]
17. Do you like your brownies with nits, or without? [Eeeeeeeewwwwwwww, as this person 
likes to say at least 50 times a day.]
18. Jannie Dumster [while texting on that miniscule iPhone keypad without my fabulous reading glasses]
19. Yes, Lance is so shiny he could read in the pitch darkness of a cola mine.
Hey, that guy again!
AND NUMBER 20??? BRACE YOURSELF, MY PEEPS….
OKAY, ALMOST THERE…
KEEP GOING…
OKAY — HERE GOES…
WAIT, A LITTLE FURTHER…
ALMOST THERE…
20. They say the penis mightier than the sword.
To which I can just imagine her saying…
eeeeeeeewwwww, you said penis.
eeeeeeewwwww
eeeeewwwwwww
eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww
(But give her 15 to 20 years.) 
No! make that 30 years, yeah, she can start dating when she’s 38.
xo
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Posted by Jannie on 26 October 2009
WARNING!! This post is rated PG-14. Enter at your own risk, as neither Funstering Management Inc. nor Blue Bunny Bloging Manigmints Ltd., nor their heirs or assigns can or will be held liable for trauma inflicted to readers by this blog post from this day forward. And such. Amen.
– FMI and BBBML.
Now on with my latest typos!
1. It was just the first thing that poped into my head.
2. Why is there Braille at the drive-up baking window?
3. Thanks for your kind and loving swords here today.
4. I live for tartar sauce on my crap cakes.
5. I have no idea — you’d have to ask my bother-in-law, the expert.
6. I might have to wait here all afternoon for the A/C and hating guy.
7. Does Jannie want to spread her blogging love to ever farter corners of the earth?
8. Does Jannie yearn to see her annual Google Adsense revenue skyrocket from $100 to pissibly $105 ??
9. Oy, I’ve got too mush on the brain again.
photo credit: chocolate work
10. About 4:00 p.m. is usually when I start carving chocolate.
11. Any great tasing non-meat meat is always a winner in my book.
12. Every night I lay my tender head upon a satan pillow case.
13. Wheat brings you into the bank today, Sir?
14. I’ve heard about a Wordpress plug-in you can sue to schedule regular blog back-ups.
15. It was a sight to fest my eyes upon.
16. I’m generally having way too much fin on a regular basis
17. Are you reassing your fashion sense?
18. HE LOOKS JUST LIKE YOU!!! Have you a twine brother??
19. There is absolutely no downside to kids learning marital arts.
20. Nothing but the finest of beer and pasties for this blogger.
And below… my udder typos posts.
Funny Typos 11… Funny Typos 10… Funny Typos 9… Funny Typos 8… Funny Typos 7… Funny Typos 6… Funny Typos 5… Funny Typos 4… Funny Typos 3… Funny Typos 2… Funny Typos 1…
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Posted by Jannie on 29 September 2009
1. Sorry you can’t make it, we’ll moss you at the party.
2. Ahhh the beach, I too love observing from the shore rather than swimming or being out on a boot.
3. His vintage tux really complimented her weeding dress.
photo credit: Layah’s Gallery
4. I only water my pants when the roots get good and dry.
5. We need to make a list of misspelled words! Yes, there’s a post idea. Let’s tart one up, shall we??
6. Thank you. I’m duly fattered by your compliment.
7. I’m one friend who will never dessert you. [I'm Haagen the Dazs all to myself!] 
Photo credit: Haagen Dazs, UK
8. In Nova Scotia she’ll have plenty of chances to wear hats, mitts, parkas and snot boots
9. I have to say I find all your blog pox of good quality.
10. Funny how we ALL struggle with thoughts of worrying what to write, but those are usually the times sour writing wells are re-filling.
11. Just thrilled to hear you really like my blog even tho I know some of my pots are better than others. 
(No, this is not MY garden! Nor anyone’s garden that I personally know of. I found the pic on a stranger’s blog.)
12. Since she’s only ever been in private school, she’s yet to ride the cool bus.
13. Waitressing is a hard jog I think.
14. He will be missed. A lot of people considered him a great roll model. 
Photo Credit: Edible Memories
15. We did a buttocks routing to that song at Jazzercise.
16. It was not always easy to read “The Unbeakable Child.”
17. Tho blogging can be tie-consuming, it’s a real joy. 
Photo: Fotosearch
18. I never know what’ll pop up next in my keyworld searches.
19. When I get my first “Like A Bord On A Wire” tome published one day, will you come to my book singing?
20. Yes, among some potato farmers in Bulgaria my blog is just blazing off the carts.
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Here is the entire series thus far, in case you are interested. 
Funny Typos 10… Funny Typos 9… Funny Typos 8… Funny Typos 7… Funny Typos 6… Funny Typos 5… Funny Typos 4… Funny Typos 3… Funny Typos 2… Funny Typos 1…
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Posted by Jannie on 31 August 2009
photo credit: reelfishin.com
1. Dang, when I hit publish I keep getting raw HTML cod.
2. I never miss a post over at Barbara’s Blogging without a log
log photo credit: Willis Jumps (he really does!) (Sorry, Willis. Lame I know.)
3. Yes, grocery hopping with kids can be a real trip to the hell store.
4. Plus, he’s a real nice guy to boot. [This was about Lance!]
5. Such an artistic world you’ve crated for yourself.
6. Lovin’ your new Edgar Allan Pie gravatar. [To Joaquin, of course -- Joaquin the amazing poet.]
7. It’s important to feel god about yourself in order to get the most out of any relationship.
8. I was so tired reading last night the limes all started blurring together.
9. Friends, get out there and comment on blobs, okay?!
10. If I had any untattooed sin left on me, this post would be on it.
11. The world needs your infections enthusiasm for life.
12. Bloggers are such super-mice peeps.
mouse photo credit: Eric Juke
13. To make a long story shot… [a guest bord by Davina, a Great Life Coach]
14. She was very lung-winded. [another guest bord by that Great Life Coach!]
[If YOU wish to submit YOUR best guest typos for publication consideration and some linky-luv, just contact me. I will love sharing the ones that grab me the most]
15. I will love sharing the ones that garb me the most.
16. Why not hit the Stubble It button?
17. I haven’t been to a nightclub in ears.
18. And the funny thigh about it is I don’t even own fishnets.
19. Don’t worry — I’m sure you’ve been brining up your kids just fine since the git-go.
20. Darn Blogger keeps rejecting my passcod.
Here is the entire series thus far, in case you are interested.
Funny Typos 10… Funny Typos 9… Funny Typos 8… Funny Typos 7… Funny Typos 6… Funny Typos 5… Funny Typos 4… Funny Typos 3… Funny Typos 2… Funny Typos 1…
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Posted by Jannie on 1 July 2009
photo credit: miele.de
Folks, it’s JOY REBEL DAY!!! YAY! So hop on over to give Brandi Reynolds a cheer, then hop on back here to reads you these typos.
1. Am I investing the same time and energy in my wok as in my personal life?
2. Are you really getting your man a chinsaw for Fathers’ Day?
3. Your sweet comment got me all coked up.
4. So great to have my comments back, tho I do notice a few spasms getting through.
5. You could always frame my CD and hang it on your panty wall to think of me each time you go for the sugah, Sugah.
6. Those gut-less overalls remind me of my assless hop-waders.
7. Glad you got your cordless phone fried out!
8. Just when I was starting to feel norman again…
9. Last year in Kelly’s class there were some real bullies who kept gagging up on her.
10. I think I’ll hold off on the Wordpress 2.8 upgrade a few weeks in case there are any buns to be worked out.
11. It’s challenging to reach out to strangers in this touch economy. [Owed to Good Things Happened, Lynn.]
12. I drool over a Canon EOS-30D, eager to upgrade from my current kinky little camera.
13 He was a guy I had a crunch on many many moons ago.
14. Dud, you could totally make that your default Gravatar.
And friends…
15. So glad you finally got my VD.
Here is the entire series thus far, in case you are interested.
Funny Typos 10… Funny Typos 9… Funny Typos 8… Funny Typos 7… Funny Typos 6… Funny Typos 5… Funny Typos 4… Funny Typos 3… Funny Typos 2… Funny Typos 1…
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