Funny Typos, 17 (the caption cook edition)

Funny Typos | Posted by Jannie on 15 June 2010 @ 2:19 PM 42 Comments

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1. It’s so weird how your commets have started going straight to my spam folder.

2. Ummn, strawbeery rhubarb pie — one of my all-time favorites.

3. My friends all drive porches. (I MUST make amends!)

4. There’s 8% tax on top of that, of curse.

5. Your photos are always such a fast for my eyes.

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bicycle photo credit : Key West Paddle Sports

6. I bet you’d look sweet on a bicycle built for tow. 

7. Miley’s truly the teen poop sensation of our time.

8. The Final Living Room is no farther along than when I last shoed it.

9. Sorry to hear you haven’t been feeding well lately.

10. When I don’t have the exact postage for a letter to Canada, I put two regular stumps on the envelope.

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11. Congrats on your “Celibate Blogger” Award! (Okay — why do I think that’ll be a favorite?)

12. At the top of the shutter attack another hinge.

13. You must be so jazzed with yourself, taking the bull by the horse.

14. Is there anything better than garden-fresh strong beans with butter!?!

15. Are you a direct descendant of Caption Cook, like me?

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16. All first-timers’ comments will go into mooderation.

17. I think your blog is expanding to super greatmess lately.

18. I was absolutely thrilled to come home and seethe new deck furniture.

19.  My Honda’s an older one — year model 202, but runs like new.

20. The kids are out spaying the cat with the hose.

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:)

Love, Jannie

xooxoxoxo

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Funny Typos 16 (the lo-frills edition)

Funny Typos | Posted by Jannie on 12 April 2010 @ 11:02 AM 46 Comments

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1. We’re all corn to be free.
2. I’ll nitify the winners by e-mail.
3. Did you notice your button on my bog?!
4. I personally couch for each of these poets.
5. Years from now we’ll sin in rocking chairs.
6. I nailed out your book this morning!
7. I totally drown my French fires in ketchup.
8. “WordPress Degender” launches today!!
9. Yep,100 below with the wildchill.
10. We gorged on ceasar salad and fattucini.
11. Just a bunch of random assome poets.
12. SO great to finally wine down at the end of the day.
13. I sailed my ship to the sore.
14. I hadn’t written poetry in years until I starred this blog.
15. Bloggers are the sweetest poople.
16. Got a great line of lyric last night as I was falling to sleet.
17. Never a doll moment over at your blog!
18. Happy birthday across the milecules and mists.
19. I am now diabling my Internet to go work on songs!!
20. I wash you well ’til we meet again.

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More Funny Typos! “Like A Bord On A Wire” — 15

Funny Typos | Posted by Jannie on 9 March 2010 @ 11:23 AM 35 Comments

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Welcome to another batch of my typos! With love from Jannie “Junebug” Funster (Funsterment Global, Daily Operations Manager)

1.  Where is that picture of my sister hanging from a bean in Canada?

2.  Being categorized as a humor blog is quite a cross to beer.

3.  Her favorite these days is masked potatoes with gravy.

4.  We’re expecting a really big crow at the Kung Fu tournament.

5.  Mist bloggers are the sweetest people I know.

6.  Your kind words fall upon very appreciative eats.

7.  Sunshine almost always makes me hugh.

8.  That video had me both laughing and frying at the same time.

9.  Just go to this link and scroll down a nit to see me.

10. Kelly and I have yet to get into the whole Happy Potter craze.

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photo credit: photobucket

11.  Hope your music is gong well?

12.  Apparently, she fell down the stars and broke her ankle.

13.  One elephant was spraying water from its truck!

14.  For me, learning to sing has been a long long toad.

15.  I just made a little donution to the cause.

16.  We built an addition to the fat end of the master bedroom.

17.  If my cleavage ever shows it’s because someone is starting down my shirt.

18.  Your sweet words cute me deeply today.

19.  Jannie “Junebut” Funster.

20.  See ya lather!
Lather
(the pea, age 3)

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Funny Typos, “Like A Bord on A Wire,” 14

Funny Typos | Posted by Jannie on 8 January 2010 @ 11:01 AM 55 Comments

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1.  Kelly’s fever lifted that same day, but she did have a cough a funny nose for about a week after.

2.  I want one of your books! And I want my friend to have one toe.

3.  Her eyes are a very rear shade of blue.

4.  Mom’s Cokie Jar is a favorite new blog I’ve discovered.

5.  I want to fine my scarf and go for a walk.

6.  Thanks for your wonderfully engaging review of what sounds like a real winer of a book.

7.  Blogging is something I can really put my heart and soil into.

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soil photo credit: sustainability ninja

8.  Nervousness for me may manifest itself in shallow breathing, a clenched gut and sweety palms.

9.  On our 3rd date Jim made me a nice shagetti dinner.

10.  ROSIE!  I’m so excited — you’ll soon have your won blog!!!

11.  I only lasted 10 days on the no-carb duet.

12.  Yep, my motto is whittle while you work!

13.  I’m leaving in a minute with Kelly to meet a friend and take out girls to the 37th Street Christmas Lights.

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14.  hoot://www.janniefunster.com

15.  I’ve been on the go all day, it’s heaven to finally sit here cooking my heels.

16.  Can you feel my hand holding yours across the mills?

17.  My dear, YOU ate the funniest blogger I know.

18.  Going now.  See you bunch of sweaties soon.

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Like A bord On A Wire, 13 — Funny Typos

Funny Typos | Posted by Jannie on 5 December 2009 @ 7:35 AM 74 Comments

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image credit: sapiensgladio

On with my latest typos!!

1.  I’m always trying to lure complete stranglers to my blog.

2.  Please feel free to e-maul me any time of the day or night.

3.  Only one of the new songs I’m writing is in a miner key.

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photo credit: synthstuff

4. I had a hard-drive rash but I’m back in business now, Baby!

5.  You must be in 7th heaven having found all those new blogs on immorality.  [To Robin of Let’s live Forever! who blogs on physical immortality…]

6.  With new friendships I always go rearing in expecting the best.

7.  Unwrapped Halloween candy  is something you really have to witch out for.

8.  My sister brought me a chocolate mouse I gobbled down.   [inadvertent guest bord from a Very Bold Blogger describing a cruise ship buffet treat.]

9.  Nothing like running in the cold rain followed by a hot bath, hot chocolate and cozy sweet pants.

10.  Our latest service to improve your blobbing experience…

11.  You have GOT to enter her picture in a cut kid contest

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12.  Looks like it’ll be at least another couple years until we move back to Canada, but life is goo here in Austin.

13.  Yes, little Emily had fur candles on her cake.

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14.  When’s the last time YOU ran around with a nag on your head?

15.  My deviled egg tray was hand painted by Mongolian broccoli framers.

16.  manigir_avatar my jannie iz out drinking beets agin.  [Amazing, as bb’s attention to spelling is usually so impeccably impeccable.]

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17.  Do you like your brownies with nits, or without?  [Eeeeeeeewwwwwwww, as this person kelly_gravatar likes to say at least 50 times a day.]

18.  Jannie Dumster [while texting on that miniscule iPhone keypad without my fabulous reading glasses]

19.  Yes, Lance is so shiny he could read in the pitch darkness of a cola mine.

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Hey, that guy again!

AND NUMBER 20???   BRACE YOURSELF, MY PEEPS….

OKAY, ALMOST THERE…

KEEP GOING…

OKAY — HERE GOES…

WAIT, A LITTLE FURTHER…

ALMOST THERE…

20.  They say the penis mightier than the sword.

To which I can just imagine her saying…

kelly_gravatar eeeeeeeewwwww, you said penis.

kelly_gravatar eeeeeeewwwww

kelly_gravatar eeeeewwwwwww

kelly_gravatar eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww

(But give her 15 to 20 years.)     😉

No!  make that 30 years, yeah, she can start dating when she’s 38.

xo

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