1. Post something awesome to your blog
2. Tweet your post
3. Link with FaceBook
4. Have some friends
5. Be a friend
6. Bust some Internet butt
7. Go for a walk
8. Get more friends
9. Love your friends
10. Drink wine in a tree
11. Sing a little song
12. Do a little dance
13. Make a little love
14. Get down tonight
15. Repeat until viral
This has been a Friday Flash Fiction in 55 words for The G-Man.
Jannie
xoxoxoxo
P.S. the itty-bitty “t” icon below is for Twitter. Tweet if you must. :)
Hey, did you see a little blue somebody up in the picture with the 3 girls on the tree house deck??
Are you excited about Canada Day?
Ever had those little maple cones?
Ever had morning coffee by the sea?
Posted with Canadian Love & Funsterment by
The Jannie
xoxoxo
Edit: A moose muffin is delicacy my family invented, that’s starting to catch on for miles around my parents’ home. They’re made with moose meat, honey, cheese, beer and turnips — baked in muffin tins.
1 … who learned that Keri bath oil tastes nothing like mouthwash? Not even remotely. Yuck. Took 2 days of brushing my tongue 10 times a day to get rid of that perfumey soapy residue.
2 … who has at least 3 pairs of scissors in the house and cannot find a fricking one of them!?!?
3 … who has at least 3 pairs of reading glasses in the house and cannot find a fricking one of them!?!? (Had I been wearing my glasses, I may not have mistaken the bath oil for mouthwash.)
4 … who has not painted my toenails in over 6 months? (Most of you men are excluded here.) With Texas now in the mid-80s every day, it’s gittin’ on time to shine up the olde toesies. (Maybe even go wild and shave my legs.)
5 … who sometimes actually kneels on the floor at my desktop computer to type, so I won’t disturb the cat sleeping on the chair?
6 … who spent my hair root dye money on champagne?
7 … who spent my running shoe money on gas and groceries?
8 … who can’t pass by a rosemary bush without smooshing some of that wonderful smell onto my fingers to enjoy all day? (Sometimes when no one’s around I rub my whole body on a rosemary bush.)
9 … who can’t pass by a set of wind chimes without giving them a good ol’ tinkle? (a lengthy process in the wind chime section of larger stores.)
speaking of tinkling…
10. Am I the only one who finds this having-to-pee-all-the-time business majorly inconvenient to my busy lifestyle? I mean, I’d be a much more productive blogger, kelp bikini knitter and songwriter without this constant running to the loo.
And a bonus…
11… Am I the only one who worries I might be getting lopsided because I often prop up my left leg on the armrest as I drive, like this…
And this…
I think my left leg is a teeny bit slimmer than my right because of all this flinging-up. More stretched out. Should I maybe spend the next 30 years in a right-hand-drive car, so I can fling my right leg up and get evened out?
Just wondering. On all.
P.S. The hand sanitizer in the top photo has nothing to do with this post, other than to make that nice appealing trio. (except darnit — it was crooked on the library scanner.)
