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	<title>Jannie Funster &#187; Kelp Knitting</title>
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		<title>When I Do Not Come To Your Blog &#8212; a poem</title>
		<link>http://www.janniefunster.com/2011/06/22/when-i-do-not-come-to-your-blog-a-poem/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Jun 2011 21:39:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jannie</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Kelp Knitting]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Photography]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Poetry]]></category>

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it&#8217;s not because
I&#8217;ve fallen out of
love with you
 
or dumped you for
some younger, older or
buffer blogging buddy.
 
It&#8217;s because I&#8217;m sculpting tunes,
practicing guitar and spying on peeps
from trees in my kelp knitted bikini.
 
One day I even washed the dishes,
another did a whole load of laundry,
and last Friday I baked an apple!
 
Other times I do not come to your blog
I&#8217;m in the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Up My Tree</title>
		<link>http://www.janniefunster.com/2010/12/05/up-my-tree/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Dec 2010 04:53:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jannie</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Kelp Knitting]]></category>

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Hello.
I am hiding under my blanket as I write this so the marshmallow goblins don&#8217;t get me.
Anyway, if you are 1 of the 5 peeps who won a poetry book, whooo-hoo.
And if you are not 1 of the 5 peeps, whooo-hoo.
If you did your dishes lately, whooo-hoo.
If you like shrimp scampi, whooo-hoo.
If you&#8217;re a vegetarian, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How To Go Viral On Twitter In 15 Easy Steps</title>
		<link>http://www.janniefunster.com/2010/08/26/how-to-go-viral-on-twitter-in-15-easy-steps/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Aug 2010 23:51:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jannie</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Kelp Knitting]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Rooftop Yodeling]]></category>

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1.  Post something awesome to your blog
2.  Tweet your post
3.  Link with FaceBook
4.  Have some friends
5.  Be a friend
6.  Bust some Internet butt
7.  Go for a walk
8.  Get more friends
9.  Love your friends
10. Drink wine in a tree
11. Sing a little song
12. Do a little dance
13. Make a little love
14. Get down tonight
15. Repeat until [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>75</slash:comments>
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		<title>What Canada Day Means To Me (an incredibly deep poem)</title>
		<link>http://www.janniefunster.com/2010/07/01/what-canada-day-means-to-me-an-incredibly-deep-poem/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Jul 2010 06:43:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jannie</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Kelp Knitting]]></category>

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Beer.
Moose muffins.
A parade.
More beer.
More moose muffins.
Maple cones &#8211; you know
the little ones like this.
I love to chew them frozen.
(I mentioned I have fillings
in all my remaining teeth, right?)
Hotdogs.
Dessert beer.
Nice people flitting about
like bonfire sparks.
Morning coffee by the sea.
A sunset like this&#8230;

 (That&#8217;s a still off a video I took at
Mom &#38; Dad&#8217;s cottage last year.)
 
Happy Canada Day, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Am I The Only One&#8230;? (2)</title>
		<link>http://www.janniefunster.com/2010/04/27/am-i-the-only-one-2/</link>
		<comments>http://www.janniefunster.com/2010/04/27/am-i-the-only-one-2/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Apr 2010 04:08:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jannie</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Kelp Knitting]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mysteries]]></category>

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1 &#8230; who learned that Keri bath oil tastes nothing like mouthwash? Not even remotely. Yuck. Took 2 days of brushing my tongue 10 times a day to get rid of that perfumey soapy residue.
2 &#8230; who has at least 3 pairs of scissors in the house and cannot find a fricking one of them!?!?
3 &#8230; who has at least 3 pairs of [...]]]></description>
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